Brain Twister

1. Under what circumstances will people be tearing their hair out?

[ during cremation]

There is a natural and complete emerald. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on June 7th?

[ Sink to the bottom of the river ]

3 What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?

[ Remove two points ]

4 There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?

[ It's yourself ]

1. What animal can be stuck on the wall-seal <; Poster >

2. Those two English letters will explode together-OK <; OK jump >

3. Who is most willing to help others-Tinker Bell <; Because he always holds out a round hand >

4. What is white plus white?-White Rabbit <; Xiaobai TWO>

1. Can people keep things in their right hand from their left hand?

[ Just grab the elbow joint of your left hand with your right hand ]

2. What is the smaller and higher thing?

[ plane, the higher the plane flies, the smaller it looks ]

3. Japanese immigrants living in Peru now can't be buried on Peruvian land even if their families hope? Why?

[ Because he is still alive, he can't be buried ]

1. Who doesn't need electricity? [Myanmar (Exemption) Dian (Electricity) People ]

2. What is the situation that one mountain can accommodate two tigers? (one male and one female)

3. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Trees can't jump)

4. How long will it take to finish reading Tsinghua University? (3 to 4 seconds)

5. When will the clock ring 13 times? (bad time)

6. What kind of gas will an air conditioner become when it falls from the building? (murder weapon)

8. There are family rules and state-owned rules. What rules are there in the zoo? (Tortoise)

9. When Xiao Ming was walking in the street, he saw a hundred-dollar bill and a bone, but he picked up a bone

head. Why (it is a dog)

1. Why didn't the egg rot when it hit the stone? (Of course, hitting a stone with an egg won't rot)

11. Which hurts more, a coconut or a watermelon? (My head hurts the most)

12. What was the first thing I saw when I went to the zoo? (Conductor)

13. Who is a man who only works one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Santa Claus)

14. Apart from the train, what is the longest car in the world? (Traffic jam)

15. Why is Xiao Ming okay when he jumps off the building? (He jumps in)

17. Why is it slower to go up the mountain than down it? (Because I have never heard of falling rocks rolling down)

19. Qiqi and Tang Tang went fishing together, but Qiqi brought a shotgun instead of a fishing tackle. Why? (Qi Qi catches flying fish)

2. Why does the snake peel off its skin? (Its skin itches)

21. What is the relationship between amphetamine and hope? (Never mind)

22. Why are there stars in the sky? (Prove Einstein's theory of relativity, because there are stars in the sky and "orangutans" on the ground)

23. What kind of ball can everyone play? (asshole)

24. What's the first thing to do after getting rabies? (make a list of people who are going to bite)

25. Who is the most unhappy when a widow dies? (dead husband)

26. Xiao Ming's report card was not released until Monday. Why was his father beaten him for his grades on Sunday night? (Dad will go on a business trip for half a month from tomorrow, so it's certain that Xiao Ming must have done badly in the exam, so let's beat him first.)

27. What can keep people from blinking for the longest time? (Let him "die without knowing his eyes")

28. Xiao Wang used a rat trap to catch mice at home. The next morning, he found a live mouse caught in the cage, but there were two dead mice outside the cage. Why? (Those two saw that their companions were so stupid that they were arrested and laughed to death.)

29. Caterpillar molested caterpillar. Guess a common saying? (all hands and feet)

3. A goat who is blind in the left eye has a piece of beef on his left and a piece of pork on his right. Which piece does he eat? (None, it is a vegetarian)

31. It depends on the owner to beat the dog, so what should I watch to beat the tiger? (See if you have "seed")

32. What is invited to eat and no one eats it, but you can't swallow it yourself? (deficit)

51 What can I borrow without paying it back? ● Excuse me

52 What is the first animal I saw when I entered the zoo? Conductor

53 What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? ● Angle

54 What will increase by half after handstand? ●6

55 You will destroy it just by calling its name. What is it? ● Silence

56 What often comes, but never really comes? ●

57 Tomorrow, Xiao Wang and his parents travel abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages. He is not deaf, but he has never felt any inconvenience as in his own country. Why? Xiao Wang is a baby

58 How can I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Write a "red"

59 When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? ● The spare tire

6 has a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into the Qiantang River on September 7th? When p>61 people sink to the bottom of the river

, under what circumstances will they be tearing their hair out? ● cremation

62 foxes are best at confusing men, so what "fine" men and women are fascinated together? ● alcohol

63 why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? ● Chicken lays eggs

64 Why do two tigers have to fight to the death before giving up? No one dared to stop the fight

65 Mr. Lin changed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend immediately broke up. Why? ● I don't really love her

66 You can do it, I can do it, and everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't do it together. What is this for? ● Dreaming

67 Is the black chicken more powerful or the white chicken more powerful? Why? ● black chicken, black chicken can lay white eggs, but white chicken can't lay black eggs

68 When you go home in the middle of the night, you find that you forgot your keys, and there is no one else at home. What is your biggest wish at this time? ● I forgot to lock the door

69 What are the benefits of black hair? ● Not afraid of tanning

7 If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? ● Take a seat in heaven

71 The manager can't cook, but there is one dish that is particularly good at. What is it? ● fire the squid

72 what wine can't you drink? ● Iodine

73 Why is a bottle of highly toxic medicine harmless to people? As long as you don't drink it, you don't have to work hard. ● doze off

75 There is something that buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is it? ● coffin

76 some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? ● What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? ● no one knows

78 a cow. Go 1 meters north, then 1 meters west, then 1 meters south, turn right backwards and ask where the cow's tail is facing. ● chaodi

79 "congenital" refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is "acquired"? What is the main cause of divorce on the day after tomorrow

8? ● get married

81 9 oranges are distributed to 13 children. How to divide them fairly? ● Squeeze into juice

82 Put a pencil on the ground so that no one can cross it. What should I do? ● Put it by the wall

83 Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbour? She can't sit

Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? ● Trees can't jump

85 What is there in the world that carries people at a speed of nearly 2, km/h without refueling or other fuels? ● the earth

86 what do you call a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage for fear of losing her shape? Low peerless beauty

87 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? ● Afraid of eating your fingers

88 Who is always afraid to take a bath ● Clay figurine

89 Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? Low south "no" amitabha

9 stealing something is not illegal? ● snickering

91 Do you know where modern scientists are usually born? ●

Why do p>92 geese fly south in the hospital? ● Because walking with your feet is too slow

93 You can eat melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin, but what melon can't you eat? ● Fool

94 There are 6 steamed buns in the basin, and each of the six children is given one, but there is still one in the basin. Why? ● The last child took the basin with him

95 Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Lao Wang is a barber

96 There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? This is the word "wrong"

97 What car is stuck? ● windmill

98 Xiaoming never studied but got a model student. Why ● Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student

99 How many sides does a box have? ● Two sides. Inside and outside

1 which month has 28 days? ● Every month has 28 days. 1. Who has the worst eyes among ancient poets

Answer: Li Bai (so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, huh? It's frost on the ground)

2. There are seven little frogs in the pond, only one is wearing trousers, and the others are naked. Why

Answer: the naked one is taking a bath

3. A sheep walked past the wolf, but the wolf didn't see it. (Answer an aquatic animal)

Answer: shrimp

4. ('Answer: Ready for dinner')

Excuse me: A butterfly has a broken wing, why can it still fly?

Because it is strong

Ask again: A butterfly has two broken wings. Why can it fly?

because it has a pair of invisible wings.

There were two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the guards opened the prison door the next day and found another prisoner inside?

Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner is "All".

A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing that cannot be magnified. What is it?

Answer: Angle

Why do four 9s add up to 1?

answer: 99+9/9 = 1

which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: eraser. (rubber difference)

6 What are you afraid of? Answer: cloth is afraid of 1 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 1,, just in case)

23 Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: Paper helicopter (paper chicken) 27 Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

28 Wolf, tiger or lion, who will definitely be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)

29 Who is the child of the Red Bean Family? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in springtime)

37 A and B can be transformed into each other. B can generate C in boiling water, and C can be oxidized into D in air. D smells like rotten eggs. What are A, B, C and D? Answer

: a chicken b eggs c cooked eggs d rotten eggs

49 What fish is the most idiot? Answer: shark (stupid) fish

5 What fish is the cleverest? Answer: Who is the mother of whale (sperm) fish

73m? Answer: Mi's mother is Hua (peanut)

Who is Mi's father? Answer: Mi's father is a butterfly (recent love)

Who is Mi's lover? Answer: mouse (mouse loves rice)

Who is Mi's grandmother? Answer: Mi's grandmother is a wonderful pen (a wonderful pen gives birth to flowers)

Who is Mi's grandfather? Answer: Mi's grandfather is popcorn

. A little white cat fell into the river and a little black cat saved it. Excuse me, what was the first sentence of Little White Hat when he landed? Meow

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Because trees can't jump

September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what is October 28th? (Brain teaser) Answer: Confucius is full moon

12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua is sitting on his right, and Xiaohua is sitting behind him, whose car is it? Answer: If a person

is 7kg, he went to the toilet and took a poo with a net weight of 5kg, why did he weigh it when he came out, or 7kg? -shit in my pants.

A person who weighs 7kg went to the toilet and took a poo with a net weight of 5kg. Why did he weigh it when he came out, and it was still 7kg? -ate

74. which is the most embarrassing historical figure? ==> Suwu Shepherd North Sea (kicked by the sea)

Q3 Which river is the most insidious?

Rhine-Laiyin