Humorous love messages

1, if everything comes back, if the ending is still like this, a fruitless relationship, I will still choose to love you and will not regret it.

I never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. You can't learn if you forget. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

3. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night; You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

4, you eat yours, I eat yours, you don't eat mine, I only eat yours, eat yours, you go!

On the night of Valentine's Day, what I want to hear is that I love you. All I want you to do is hold me, lean against me and say you love me.

6. My thoughts follow your footsteps, my love locks your heartbeat, my call clings to your ear, I lengthen your loneliness with happiness, and I love you all my life.

7. Prescription: Valentine's Day SMS; Ingredients: sincerity, sincerity, words; Function indications: enhance the feelings of couples and couples; Shelf life: life; Taboo: never separate; Usage and dosage: once taken, valid for life.

8. The love world is very dreamy, and the love experience is bitter and sweet. Recall the dribs and drabs of love and taste the ups and downs of love. Cherish every minute of love and win the beauty of love. May our love be sweet and romantic!

9, the lover will eventually buckle the meat, and a pig pocket will appear in the lover's eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

10, wife's law: if you get a beautiful woman as your wife, you are satisfied but not at ease; It is not satisfactory to ask an ugly woman to be a wife. Therefore, no man will be satisfied with his wife.

1 1, if you receive it, don't blame, who is too timid to confess, choose a season and love you. Pledge of eternal love, run too fast, do you want to love me too?

12, I miss you, just like a cowherd trying to weave a girl, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, and I dumped you, just like a monkey breaking corn.

13, you are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. Seeing your heart beating faster, but not your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. I hope having you is not a long wait.

14, I am lonely without you. I'm disappointed not to see you. I am not qualified to say I love you. How much I miss you, a little too much! I saw you and stroked you hard, Nanfeng and Hu.

15, I'm happy and carefree. I'm really infatuated with you. I'm worried about you. I'm too sad to change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I'm worried about writing it, and I'm afraid you're careless.

16, every stone has a high mountain; Every shell has a sea; Every cloud has a sky; Every greeting has a love; Every minute embodies my infinite attachment to you.

17, I miss you so much, I have no clothes to wear, I can't get along with anyone, I'm not welcome anywhere, I think the problems can't catch up with Lenin, my heart has secretly stopped beating, and even pneumonia is atypical!

18. Last night, death came to kill me. When I closed my eyes, he left angrily. He said I was just an empty shell, because my heart had been stolen by others. Dear, thank you for stealing my heart.

19, sister, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. It misses you, falls in love with you at first sight, chases you without saying anything, comes to you again and again, and must chase you.

20. I'm shy, and I've been afraid to tell you. Today I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

2 1, it's late at night, the birds are asleep and the mosquitoes are out. Thank you. I hope you will lose sleep tonight. The dream is lost, and the soul is haunted by it. Why not return the stolen heart?

I don't love you enough. I just want to stay with you a little longer. Heartbeat is a beautiful melody of love, which makes us the most beautiful notes in the world! Dear, happy Lantern Festival! Love you forever!

23. In a previous life, you were the landlord and I was your maid. I worked for you for 30 years, but you didn't give me a penny. In this life, God is destined to ask you to accompany me all my life in return!

24. When you read this message, you already owe me a hug; Delete this message and owe me a kiss; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine.

25. If you can look at me until I become an ugly old bald man with a big belly, then I will look at you until you become a shriveled and wrinkled old lady.

26. If you want to know my feelings for you, please call 1573. My promise is 520 13 14 (I love you all my life); If you are satisfied, please press 3399.

27. You are all to me, don't you know? You are my favorite, you know? You are the pillar of my life, you know? You are my reason to live, you know? I sent it wrong, you know?

28. Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Just waiting for your words. If you agree, we will get married. If you don't agree, we will divorce.

29. I love you from the bottom of my soul. I am willing to give my life to you, and you can accept as much as you want. It was like this at first, and it will never change now.

Love is like a flashlight, happiness is a battery, you are the positive pole, I am the negative pole, or you are the negative pole and I am the positive pole. As long as we are perfectly connected, we will shine a bright and happy light!

3 1 Are you lonely? If yes, go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and swing the stick on the roof when it is windy. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say, I'm out of my mind!

32. You gave me the happiest day of my life, and also gave me the sadness of my life. I long for the happiness you give me, but I don't want you to hurt me again.

33, a poor family is one meter and forty-nine, with a primary school education and rural hukou, a broken house with three thin fields and an acre of land, and a wife who has a cold pot and a hot stove has no medicine all the year round. Today, short messages are widely recruited, and the road is holding hands. Dare to ask if you want to!

34. Because there are stars, the night will not be dark; Because one day, the sea is blue; Because of dreams, life is full of expectations; My world is wonderful because of you!

35. You said you would love me all my life, and I still love you with no regrets! Whether you go to the mountain of knives or the sea of fire, I will follow you, as long as I can stay with you forever! I love you forever!

36. Without you, the sky is not blue! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Honey, why don't you come back?

37. I use the lightest voice in the world to call your name, write your name, draw your name, and the dream is full of your name.

Life goes on, and I love you more than ever. I believe this true love will pervade every corner of this century and every inch of air, surpassing the warmth of moonlight and sunshine forever.

Acacia is a mysterious thing and an infectious disease. It is also transmitted across mountains and rivers. When you put it in an envelope and open it, it has a strong "medicinal taste". Are you sick today?

40. I know But I can't. This marriage is the biggest arranged by God! Hey, how are you now? You must dump your husband and come with me.

4 1, looking at your name is infinitely tender, listening to your voice is warm, I don't know when I can hold your hand, and we will go together in the future.

42. When you are hungry, I am your meal; When you are thirsty, I am your water; When you are sick, I am your good medicine; I am your punching bag when you are depressed; When you got married, I was your lover! Marry me!

43. If you are sad, please tell me and I will help you bear it! If you are happy, you will infect me! If you shed tears, my face will always be wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that suffers.

44. You are my woman and I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.

45. Last night, I had a dream in which God asked me who I loved most. I said, when I sent this message, the first person I saw was my favorite! Did you get a look at him?

46. I don't envy the fairy on Qixi Bridge, because I have you by my side. A gifted scholar and a beautiful woman are better than fairies. Love is infinite. Every bit confirms our declaration of love! Let it spread forever, in heaven and on earth!

47. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

48. I am lost in your world. I can't find my place, but you will never be in my world, because I gave you the whole world!

49. I sincerely pray for you: close your eyes and wish you a good dream, open your eyes and wish you good luck. The investment is profitable, you are healthy and handsome, and you can pick up a bundle of RMB even if you accidentally fall!

50. Meeting is the beginning of my heart, falling in love? Is my happy choice, is it? It is my most precious wealth, and stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Who is your favorite person? Too bad I sent it to the wrong person.

5 1, dear, for you, I will cross the ocean and jump into the abyss without hesitation, and I will overcome any difficulties! If it doesn't rain, I will find you on time on Sunday!

52. I miss you so much that I hope to break your clothes. I have a crush on you for many years, if I don't show myself as a hero. At the intersection of the window and the moon, in the front row of the next classroom, my heart is pounding and waiting for you silently.

53. After a farewell, I miss you in two places. However, after three or four minutes, who knows that five or six hours of seven hearts and eight minds are like carrying water, and it is impossible for the eight-character script to be passed down. 1999 Long life, Shiliting loves you!

54. Now I have a feeling that I have never had before. Whenever the phone rings, I think it's you. My heart will be pounding, my breath will be short, my hands and feet will be cold, and my limbs will be numb. I feel very uncomfortable.

55. When I'm with you in the dark, it's like milk and chocolate. As inevitable as brown bread and milk. We are made for each other!

56. I know when the willows on the roadside are green and when the peonies in the garden are in full bloom. I don't know. From that day on, I began to fall in love with you.

I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good anyway. I just feel that you are buzzing in my mind, looking around, inside and out! Send a message to help me!

58. I'm a little tacky, a little boring and cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little smart, a little rogue! Say rogue is rogue, slick love! You want to love me, then love me.

59. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

60. When a man meets love, he will become tolerant and tolerate all the weaknesses of a woman. When a woman meets love, she will become cautious and find all the shortcomings of a man.

6 1, I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you more; I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily; I can't sleep at night because I am hungry.

As God is my witness, my shadow will always be with you, and my eyes will always look at you ... Damn it, I mean-except when you take a shower!

63. Knowing you is "destiny takes a hand"; It is impossible to fall in love with you; Marrying you is "forced"; Abandoning you is a "normal phenomenon".

64. If it is a mistake to look good, then I am all wet; If loveliness is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's hard to be a man! You are fine, yes, and you are not guilty … I envy you!

65. Husband, husband, I love you, I won't hit you, I won't scold you, I will carve you to death with the knife I love!

66. I think what you think; Wear clothes without styling; I can't get emotional with anyone; No matter where you go, you are not welcome; I can't keep up with Lenin in thinking; Don't steal if your heart is fine; Pneumonia is atypical!

67. I only care about you, just like birds need wings, fish can't leave water, and spring breeze can't blossom. I cherish every day I spend with you and care about every year I spend with you.

68. You are my cotton-padded jacket in winter and ice cream in summer. You are the Apollo in my life. I am willing to pull a scooter and collect junk for you! I hope I can walk side by side with you, and Qian Shan will certainly walk!

69. Don't trust roses. This thing is expensive and perishable. If you want to believe, please believe my three tears, they are higher than yours 100 degrees Celsius-I love you! Just give me a glass of water every day, and I can pour it out for you every day!

70. Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really miss me, just tell me. I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable. I miss you too.

7 1, I am not perfect, but I am real. In other words, I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.

72, you are the sun in the sky, I am the mountain on the ground; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground.

73. I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, and slowly melt you. You can't live without it anymore! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

74. The prodigal son turned back, not because of you, but because his heart was tired. It's like sleeping on a pillow and going out on a sunny day. But adding the words "because of you" is enough to make her feel a sense of accomplishment.

75. Marry me, and I will flush your toilet with oil, take a bubble bath with remy martin xo, and send you to work with Boeing 777. Use Zhao Wei as your maid.

76. I want you to be the second happiest person in the world. You will ask: Why not be the first? Because if I know you, I will be the happiest person in the world!

77. You, you, you little leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison but didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

78. I'm ugly but I'm gentle, I'm thin but I'm full of tendons, I'm soft-hearted but my legs are not short. I will catch up with you and go to the ends of the earth.

79. I love you and hate you for asking if you know, just like a river never closes. Changing from a thousand bays to a thousand beaches did not quell the struggle. You make me happy and make me excellent. I love you forever!

Eighty, ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork.

8 1, I really hope to be with you again. I don't know how far we can go together, but I know that in the end, whether we are still together or not, I will love you until the end of my life.

82. If the whole Yellow River is poured out, the flame of my love for you will go out. Can all the water in the Yellow River be poured out? No So I still love you.

83. The man said to the woman: Look, when did the heroine in the novel or movie mention the house and car to the hero? The woman replied, that's because you don't understand at all. You can't be a hero without a car and a house.

84. There are not enough words to express my love for you, there are not enough ways to express my concern for you, there are not enough spring nights to accompany you, and I miss you infinitely in bright mornings and warm nights.

85. Without you, my work is not smooth, I eat intermittently, I feel sleepy at any time, and my brain is dull. Everyone says I am stupid, and I look worse. I feel like a fool every day, and I am depressed. It hurts me to come back soon. Honey, I miss you.