What are the funny birthday wishes text messages?

1. Beast Star: Happy birthday to you Pig, one step closer to menopause!

2. As your birthday approaches, I wish you a successful career, a body as strong as a tiger, endless money, no hard work, a leisurely life like a mouse, a romance like a musical score, and happiness that belongs to you.

3. Give you a piece of birthday cake and wish you a happy birthday: The first layer is considerate! The second level is caring! The third level, romance! The fourth floor, warm! The middle layer is sweet! I wish you a good mood every day!

4. I wrote your name in the sky to wish you a happy birthday, but it was taken away by the wind; I wrote your name on the beach to wish you a happy birthday, but it was taken away by the waves; I wrote your name on the street to wish you a happy birthday, but I was taken away by the police. Please come to the police station quickly and bring your birthday red envelope to release me.