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1. In winter, I don't want to ask my roommate for help in class. The news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus the next day.

2. I went from nothing to assets of over 100 million, from family to luxury villas. I didn't rely on others, but I came up with it bit by bit.

I am beautiful and in good shape. First of all, I want to thank my parents for giving me powerful genes, so that I have such a pair of skillful hands who are good at retouching pictures.

My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly replied: this time is not convenient, I must go next time.

5. It's the same meat. Why is it so popular on the chest and so annoying on the stomach? Is this geographical discrimination?

6. I always thought that chatting could lead to love until my expression pack changed from one hundred to four thousand.

7. I took a fat and ugly photo as my head. If I lose weight successfully, I will change my avatar. If I fail to lose weight, this is my most beautiful moment!

Be nice to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he is the best person in the world.

Nine. It is an illusion to think that the other person likes you. I feel that the other person hates you, and nine times out of ten it is true.

10. I come to school early every day. Teachers and parents think I am a bully, but I am a little stupid. Actually, only I know. I came to copy my homework so early!

1 1. I don't know how people who talk for half a year do it. I feel that if I don't talk about my talents every day, there is nowhere to display them!

12. A friend's birthday. I bought her a present online. I said to my boss, "Can you write me a note? Happy birthday! " After receiving the gift, my friend called me: "Who is Zhang Tiao?"

Thirteen. Every time I quarrel with others, I don't know how to get into bed.

When no one in the world understands you, please come to me and I will tell you. I don't understand you either.

15. In order to be a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day and wait for my father to make a fortune.

Although I am not good at math, I will still write my domineering "solution" on my homework.

What brand of toothpaste I use depends entirely on which brand of promoter my mother meets first when she visits the supermarket.

My goal in life is to own my own house in Beijing when I am 30 years old. Now I have achieved half my goal, and I am 30 years old.

How dare my mother tell me not to sleep in class? She will fall asleep when she comes to the parent-teacher conference.

20. Don't laugh at other people's short circuit. At least they still have electricity in their heads. Your battery has long been broken, so you can only change a kitchen knife and washbasin.

2 1. The gold necklace was robbed, but I dare not ask for help, not because I am timid, but because I will do it myself in the future, for fear that the robbers will see my mouth full of gold dentures.

Twenty-two Winter in the north depends on heating, and winter in the south depends on healthy air.

Twenty-three The ten dollars I just took out were blown away by the wind, so I wisely took out ten dollars and threw them in the wind, letting it take me to find the previous ten dollars, and I lost twenty dollars.

24. The feeling of reviewing before the exam is that there will be a wave of zombies coming soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet!

25. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find a right one of the four options in the exam, let alone1400 million options!

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, then reflect on why others can.

27. Xiaoming's biggest goal in this life is to buy things regardless of the price. After years of hard work, he finally went blind.