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Fifty excerpts from some novel and interesting automatic reply documents

Some novel and interesting auto-reply articles-1. [Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, double skin milk jelly seaweed chocolate hamburger, chicken nuggets, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, dried pork, potato chips, chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet strawberry orange, green lemon, apple, watermelon, pitaya and grape ice cream.

2. A group has been kept for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.

If you don't reply, you will let the cow go. If you don't reply, you have lost the cow.

The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.

5. Hello, our boss is saving the galaxy? Will you come back to chase monsters? You'll know in a moment.

6. I am grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

7. So, so, what do you want to express?

8. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.

9. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.

10. I went to the magic elf castle to herd sheep.

1 1. Dad's antique shop, please leave a message.

12. I compare photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

13. You missed it too many times when I needed you.

14. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.

15. I'd like to contact you, but I lack an identity.

16. I am your grandpa Niu, and I have something to say.

17. [Automatic reply] Be right back after the advertisement.

Some novel and interesting automatic reply articles 2 18. This man went to outer space and will bring you stars and the moon when he comes back.

19. The lamb got lost and was looking for a sheep.

20. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.

2 1. I went to Moxian Castle to play cards with Moxian Wang. Please come back later.

22. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.

I didn't see the news just now. Send it again ...

24. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there are 198 people in front. Please wait patiently ~

25. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

26. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

27. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

28. Waiting for the fleeting time.

29. The prince is very busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just need to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.

I am busy now, but I will be busy later. How do you suggest I take the time to reply you, cutie?

3 1. The derivatives of the war have gone and may never come back.

32. The sword is not matched correctly, and the body is already in the rivers and lakes.

33. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It tastes as bad as blueberry pie of Aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old friend.

34. If the baby is long and the baby is short, you don't care if something happens to the baby. Call Dad, and I will take care of you patiently. Come and reply with me: Dad, automatic reply will solve it.

Some novel and interesting automatic reply articles 3 35. What's wrong with shitting?

36. The woman in Jackson yee has received the message and will reply later! !

37. I'm Song. She's asleep. She will wake up for you.

38. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

39. Your Princess Le Yan is busy now. Please contact me after nine o'clock!

40. Your friend has been arrested by the Maritime Safety Administration for leaking krusty krab's secret recipe, and will contact you when she is released.

4 1. Stay here and I will buy you some oranges.

42. Submerged in the sea of knowledge

43.? Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.

44. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?

45. Life is so long, why not wait for dad?

46. Go on, I pretend to be listening.

47. If you don't answer the news, you are herding sheep. If you don't return it, you will lose it.

48. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

49. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

50. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play flash or want want team. I'm not here now anyway.

Some hilarious automatic reply sentences 50.

Some hilarious automatic reply sentences (I) 1. The sword is not matched correctly, and the body is already in the rivers and lakes.

2. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.

You'll see it later.

4. Wait, wait, wait! ..... coming, coming.

5. [Automatic reply] Roy's woman has received the message and will reply later!

6. The prince is busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just have to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.

7. Add a friend reply 5

8. Your little cutie is running towards your chat interface 800 miles away.

9. Hello, our boss is saving the galaxy? Will you come back to chase monsters? You'll know in a moment.

10. I want to be Yilang and bring you an astronaut when I come back.

1 1. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.

12. If something happens, I can tell her for you.

13.? You're eating chicken if you don't come back. If you don't come back, the chicken will eat you.

14. I can't read it back

15. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

16. Dad's antique shop, please leave a message.

17. wangzai QQ candy, don't ask me anything.

18. A group has been kept for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.

19. For others, please press seven.

20. This is too much.

2 1. Please be patient.

22. I went to the universe and came back to pick stars for you.

I don't like you anymore. All I got was grievances.

24. Welcome to call China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass, 5 for fire, 6 for others, 7 for online chat and # for returning. Welcome everyone to leave a message.

25. I am a Teletubby. Without an antenna, we can't communicate.

Some hilarious automatic reply sentences (below) 26. Talk to you later. Reply 4.

27. I went to the Milky Way and brought you stars when I came back.

28. Because there is nothing you can do, let nature take its course. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so let it be.

29. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline.

30. Chatting and answering 2

3 1. I didn't go back, but went to pull out radish Ooo.

Drink more hot water and dream less when it is cold.

33. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.

If you don't reply, you will let the cow go. If you don't reply, you have lost the cow.

35. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unlock it.

36. [Automatic reply] I'm going to eat. Please talk to the machine first ~ ~

37. Wait a minute. I'll peel the apple for you with Tanaka's halberd later.

38. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. I can tell her anything, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

39. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you have anything to do, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.

40. [Automatic reply] I am playing a game. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I will stop playing games and hit you directly.

4 1. "Be right back after the commercial"

42. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

43. You didn't mean to flow through, but you were arrogant and attracted flash floods.

44. May all future encounters be indefinite and the future be beautiful.

45. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig

46. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.

47. Help the moon find a small dress until I come back.

48. If you don't come back, you are herding cattle. If you don't come back, you will lose the cow.

49. I have experienced many things, and the rivers and mountains in my eyes have become new. On the day of reunion, books and essays will be more magnificent than today.

Fifty excerpts from Aauto Quicker's popular automatic reply classic copy

Aauto set the top faster and automatically reply to the classic copy (I) 1. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle, please send a shout and turn into a pig.

2. Hadron's mother is here.

May all future encounters be indefinite, and may the future be beautiful.

Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

5. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

6. Submerged in the sea of knowledge.

7. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.

8. Hello, I will reply automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

9. Please press 1 for manual service.

10. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.

1 1. You didn't mean to leak the water, but you were arrogant and attracted flash floods.

12. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling.

13. What brings you here? Did Timis win?

14. Rivers and lakes are far away, and the same journey leads to the same destination.

15. Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification.

16. Hurry up and wait for the fleeting time.

17.? Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.

Aauto's faster and more popular automatic reply classic copy (Part II) 18. The other person has ascended to heaven and returned to you.

19. The breeze refuses to come, and the scorching sun refuses to dusk.

20. But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

2 1. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.

22. I was tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.

23. The woman in Jackson yee has received the message and will reply later! !

I didn't reply to your message because I like you so much. I typed a message in the dialog box for a long time, and I was never satisfied with deleting it. I want to write it perfectly, otherwise I don't think I deserve you. So in the end, the news didn't get out, certainly not because I was playing games.

25. I am your grandpa Niu, and I have something to say.

26. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

27. Han Han is in hibernation.

28. Ask age reply 0

29. This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

30. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

3 1. I'm dead, and I sympathize with small things.

32. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

33. Please join our exquisite pigs, catch up on sleep and be happy together.

34. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

Aauto automatically replies to the classic copy faster (Chapter III) 35. Although it is hard, I will still choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi

36. Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

37. Please press 1 for manual service.

38. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?

39. I didn't go back, but I went to pull out carrots, Ooo.

40. Silent mode is turned on.

4 1. What's wrong with taking a shit?

42. The sunshine is strong and the water waves are gentle.

43. Hello, I have something temporary. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or hitting monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?

44. I want to be Ichiro and bring you an astronaut when I come back.

45. You missed it too many times when I needed you.

46. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!

47. Understand the provincial and municipal replies 1

48. [Automatic reply] Fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.

49. I'm not free. I'm busy

50. You used to be very happy, but later you learned to fall in love.

Excerpts from 50 sentences, some more powder-sucking automatic reply copywriting

Some auto-reply articles on powder absorption-1. Little bear, you can only wake me up when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees.

2. Submerged in the sea of knowledge.

This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

Please enter 520 times I love you and call me.

5. Please press three for family chat.

6. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

7. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask the horse for advice in advance.

8. Sleep mode has been turned on.

9. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with Yibo. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.

10. Wait, wait, wait! ..... coming, coming.

1 1. No, no, there is no homework for you to copy.

Stop it. I love you.

13. If something happens, I can tell her for you.

14. But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

15. Mm-hmm, yes, yes, yes, no, no, I don't know. Bye!

16. Don't send me a message for fear of being misunderstood.

17. Ding Dong, my reply password is I love you!

18. The baby is long and the baby is short. You don't care if the baby is okay, then call dad. I will take good care of you patiently. Come and reply with me: Dad, automatic reply will solve it.

19. [Automatic reply] Because I am too fat, I have great resistance when running. I'll be right there, wait a minute ~

20. I went to play with my fairy sisters, and I'm going down to earth soon.

2 1. What brings you here? Did Timis win?

22. [Automatic reply] Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both!

23. I went to the magic elf castle to herd sheep.

24. I don't want you to think. I just want to think. I don't think I want to talk to you.

More powder-sucking, automatic reply, copy 2, 25. How are you? Our boss is saving the galaxy. Will you come back to chase monsters? You'll know in a moment.

26. What happened? Let's talk about it tonight. Kindergarten is not finished yet.

27. Jianghu is far away, so let's go together.

28. There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.

29. Wait a minute. I'll peel the apple for you with Tanaka's halberd later.

30. Silent mode is turned on.

3 1. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when you are bored.

32. Hello, please check your new love order in time.

I can't finish my homework, so I am not here.

34. Wangzai QQ Sugar, don't ask me anything.

35. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

36. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

37. [Automatic reply] I didn't catch what you just said. Please send it again.

38. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I fry meat pies in Super Fort crab crab. Please call Squidward Tentacles's pager.

I didn't reply to your message because I like you so much. I typed a message in the dialog box for a long time, and I was never satisfied with deleting it. I want to write it perfectly, otherwise I don't think I deserve you. So in the end, the news didn't get out, certainly not because I was playing games.

40. Welcome to leave a message.

4 1. You didn't mean to flow through, but you were arrogant and attracted flash floods.

42. [Automatic reply] When the chat skills cool down, you can wake up when you transfer money.

43. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig

44. Tell Dad to come back

45. You wanted to see me? You really want to see me? Are you sure you want to see me? Do you have to find me Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it for the time being. I'm a busy man, and I have to accompany Karry, Abel and Yang Yang, so I don't have much time to take care of these trifles.

46. You smile at the flowers, and the sky is full of sunset clouds.

47. The other person has ascended to heaven and returned to you.

48. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.