Short and humorous good morning greetings

Humorous good morning greetings are as follows:

1, handsome is a word, but I will never forget it. Good morning!

2. Don't cling to your brother, your sister-in-law will hit you. Good morning!

I enjoy my mouth, but I want to be thin in my heart. Good morning!

4, ugly, P is not too much. Good morning!

5. Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence. Good morning.

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital. Good morning everyone.

7, people who don't understand others, talk less, talk the most fall in price. Good morning!

8. All the people I like are on the hard disk. Good morning!

9, life will not make things difficult for lovely people, good morning!

10, cucumber is shooting, life is hey. Good morning!

1 1. The threshold for doing anything in this era has become so high. If you want to be an otaku, can you afford a house? Good morning!

12, blessed are the animals today! Good morning!

13. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil. Good morning!

14, when you appeared, the cucumber was cold. Good morning!

15, time tells me that the era of irrationality has passed, and now I should start pretending. Good morning!

16, don't talk, feel my handsome with your heart. Good morning!

17, the famous flowers have been taken, and the hoe is ruthless. Good morning!

18. In the story, the princess was awakened by the prince's kiss, but in reality, she was awakened by urine. Good morning.

19, time tells me that the era of irrationality has passed, and now I should start pretending. Good morning, guys.

20, you come back quickly, I dare not fool alone! Good morning!

2 1, I played with mosquitoes all night last night and was finally tied by them. It's not full, and I haven't slept well. Good morning everyone.

22. Tolerance is tolerance for the first time, tolerance for the second time, and weakness for the third time. Good morning!

23. Can you be my friend? My father drives a Rolls Royce and my mother drives a Lamborghini. I'm kidding. Good morning everyone.

If you are healthy, I will prepare a spare tire for my old age. Good morning!

25, life will not make things difficult for lovely people, good morning!

26, stupid and not stupid, mainly depends on whether you will be stupid. Good morning.

27. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs up early. Good morning!

28. You think the sourest feeling is jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous! Good morning!

No matter how I live, I won't live with you. Good morning!

30. The same telescope was called a general on the battlefield, but it became a hooligan at home. Good morning!