A 100-word confession letter for coaxing your girlfriend

A 100-word confession letter to coax your girlfriend:

1. Dear girlfriend: First of all, I swear in the name of the party that I really know that I was wrong. If you really don’t believe it, Bai You can ask Butcher Zhang near your house to dig out my heart and see if it is bright red. I swear that my heart only beats for you. If you ask me to drink and smoke for the sake of others, I will fight with them and smoke with them. When I was quarreling and fighting, I ran into soldiers who had returned from the Vietnam War. When I was quarreling, I ran into Cui Yongyuan. Secondly, I deeply reflect on the mistakes I have made in the past few days.

2. In order to express my gratitude to you, sir, I decided to make the following guarantee:

I thought hard in front of the computer for nearly three hours, three minutes and thirty-three seconds. After drinking a glass of boiled water and going to the bathroom, I finally wrote this self-examination.

After getting to know each other over the past few months, I think Comrade xx is gentle, virtuous, diligent and intelligent, and is a rare girl. However, as your future boyfriend, I inadvertently I did something you didn't like me to do - I didn't reply to your message. Fortunately, you don't remember the mistakes of villains, and you can forgive me and give me a chance to change my ways.

In short, I know I was wrong. As the saying goes, "A person is not a sage, and only by practice can he make no mistakes." There is another saying that is also very good, "A person is not born early, how can he be ruthless?" ". The first sentence is about me, and the second sentence is about you.

3. In order to express my gratitude to you, I have decided to make the following guarantee:

In the future, I must actively, enthusiastically, sincerely and sincerely say I love you from the bottom of my heart. You, I miss you and other words. (If you want me to say more sexual intercourse while waiting for someone, I will whisper it to you, just in case the walls have ears!) If there is any violation - you will be asked to pull out 5 beards and pinch your arms.

I promise that when you are angry in the future, I will not use such language as "Don't be angry, please don't be angry, please don't be angry." This kind of language will deceive the party and the people! Violators - plucked foot hair, pinched arms, and twisted ears.

4. In order to express my gratitude to you, I decided to make the following guarantee:

My wife is always right, so I must be wrong.

My wife is meant to be loved and coaxed, but I actually contradicted you out of anger. That must be wrong.

Playing games online behind your back is wrong. And you, the old man, have gone out of your way to care about your subordinates and express condolences on the little things in my daily life, but I don't appreciate it and don't answer your boss's questions directly, which is compounding mistakes. So last night, I kept reflecting on my mistakes deeply. My lack of sleep made it painful to urinate this morning, and the color was yellow, which is enough to show that I am extremely anxious about you. But admitting a mistake is a mistake, and the important thing is in the future, so I promise to do the following points to supervise my wife and use my Performance will be rewarded and punished depending on the situation.

5. Dear xxx: I was wrong, I was really wrong, I was really, really wrong. I didn't expect that my mistake would cause you such a big injury...I really didn't mean it. Yesterday, my head was temporarily deprived of oxygen, which caused my thinking to stagnate, my IQ to plummet, and my mouth stopped listening. I have seriously hurt you.

I know I made you miserable, but do you know? What I feel now is worse than yours. Today I have regretted my mistakes more than once. I was so upset. I really had a brain cramp at that time, so I could speak so openly and unscrupulously...

If my mouth was the "universal celebration" at the World Cup, I would Kick it away with one kick; if my mouth is like a buzzing fly, I am willing to slap it to pieces; if my mouth is like a dog's mouth, please forgive it for not being able to spit out... I don't know if it was intentional, but after all, my mistake has caused you a lot of harm. I am willing to accept any punishment from you, as long as it can calm you down.