Humorous New Year greetings

1 since the new year, I wish you good things, spring-like seasons, colorful life, and occasionally make a small fortune at 8 o'clock, throwing your troubles out of the clouds! Please accept my blessing from 10. Happy spring festival!

★★★★ The New Year is coming, I wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Every day, wow, haha! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching

★ It's the New Year. Think you have nothing and don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

★ The New Year is coming, it is a lucky day, and troubles are around. I wish you go out to meet the dignitaries and listen to the good news at home. Their jobs fall on your head and their money floats on you.

★ I quietly put the wishes and hopes of the New Year under the snow-melting quilt, let them grow together with spring and give you a rich and fragrant year!

★ A flower has been picked for a long time, but it fades and is reluctant to throw it away; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I didn't remember to collect it when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; After a long wait, I can finally say: Happy New Year to you today.

Send a heart of blessing. On this special day, may happiness, wishful thinking, happiness, flowers and all good wishes be with you. Happy new year!

★ I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, and you are happy.

★ Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, hot wishes to you, Happy New Year and happy family!

Long time no see, I miss you very much. When I say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, I often think of the years in * * *. Find some time, make an appointment, bring your blessing and have an extraordinary experience!

I wish you a happy new year, a happy life and a safe life. I wish every wish in your life can come true. Happy New Year!

★ Make a beautiful wish to wish you happiness again and again, send a beautiful feeling to wish you all the best, and send a text message to wish you happiness.

In this moment of sharing happiness, missing friends and realizing dreams. I wish you a happy new year and a happy holiday!

Only by leaving hard footprints in the snow will we know how precious and hot life is. I wish you a happy new year.

At this moment of sharing happiness, missing friends and realizing dreams, I wish you a happy New Year and a happy holiday!

Happy New Year!

I wish the New Year progress and all the best!

New year wishes, a new atmosphere in the new year!

Happy new year, everything at home will be happy!

New Year greetings, a new year and a new beginning!

Happy new year, happy new year, immediate success!

New year greetings, the bell ushered in a brand-new year!

Happy new year, congratulations on making a fortune, congratulations on making a fortune, and bring a red envelope!

Happy new year, golden snake dance resigns the old year and gallops to welcome the new year!

New year wishes, good luck and happiness for the whole family, and peace and prosperity throughout the year!

New Year greetings, lingering farewell to the old year!

Happy new year! ! ! Laugh often! ! !

Happy new year. I wish you success in your career!

Happy new year, happy new year! I wish you a happy mood, good health and all the best in the new year.

New Year greetings and congratulations on your successful listing! Make great achievements in the new year!

Happy new year, good luck at home and all the best. The home is round, the country is round and everything is round.

Happy new year, man. Make a fortune this year. Don't forget to treat! Happy new year.

Happy New Year! Everything is fine! Happy family! Rich! Congratulations on getting rich!

Happy new year, happy new year, happy holidays, congratulations on getting rich! Happy new year, all the best, all the best!

Happy new year! I wish you good health in the new year! You did a good job. Happy life!

New Year's greetings, New Year's bells ring leisurely, floating with my blessing, lingering around you.

Happy new year, busy for a year, just to wait until this day, the ends of the earth together, round and round the Spring Festival.

Happy new year, the spring festival is coming again, all the work at hand has been thrown away, and the salary and bonus will not be forgotten. When you get home, you have to explain.

Happy new year, I am a soldier, and it is my sacred duty to defend the motherland! I can't go home again this year. Happy New Year to my parents! Good health!

Happy New Year, Teacher: Happy New Year! Your love has given me my soul, and your hardships have educated me to grow up. May your sweat turn into countless ice flowers and make you happy! Make you happy!

New Year greetings, blessings are sincere, not a thousand words of confession. A heart song, I wish you peace and good luck throughout the year!

New Year greetings, at this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. may you have a happy new year!

New Year greetings, I put the blessings and hopes of the new century quietly under the melting snow, let them grow along the spring seedlings, and give you richness and fragrance all the year round!

New Year greetings, thank you for your concern, your help and everything you have done for me ... Please accept my sincere wishes at any time!

New Year greetings, thinking of you like a wisp of smoke, may your life be like running water.

Happy new year, how are you in the distance? In the distant thoughts, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is my heart that I love you forever! I wish you a happy New Year!

New Year greetings. On this happy day, after such a long separation, may the New Year bell bring you peace and joy, as well as blessings for the new century.

New Year's greetings, I hope my wishes to you are the freshest and most tireless!

Happy new year. Thank you for your help.

New Year greetings, dear friends, let's wait quietly for the future, hope and light, and wait for the upcoming New Year bell!

New Year greetings, your love is the hope of my life, so every tear of yours has turned into my sadness. Dear, I wish you a happy life.

New Year greetings, dear lover: Are you safe? I want to send my thoughts to you from afar. Love and care, affection and blessing. I sincerely wish you a happy new year!

Happy new year. In the past year, we cooperated happily. Thank you for your concern. I wish you a happy family and all your wishes come true!

New Year greetings. May you, brother in a foreign land, steer the ship of life, berth in a happy port and be happy every year!

New Year greetings, those unforgettable days, are the melody that I will sing forever. How are you now?

New Year's greetings, you and I embrace each other, listening to the New Year's bell like the breath of rings, around our dreams, our full love turns into a sincere blessing "Happy New Year"!

New Year greetings, blessings are sincere, not a thousand words of confession. A heart song, I wish you peace and good luck throughout the year!

New Year's greetings, I miss you like orchids in the valley, with a faint fragrance hanging over you, while blessings are endless thoughts floating to your heart. May my love accompany you through the new year!

New Year greetings, I put the blessings and hopes of the new century quietly under the melting snow, let them grow along the spring seedlings, and give you richness and fragrance all the year round!

New Year greetings, at this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. may you have a happy new year!

New Year greetings, New Year's Day means a new year and a new beginning. Everything starts from scratch. A good beginning is half the battle. I wish you success forever!

Colleagues and friends.

1, I wish: the body is Konka Saimengniu, the beauty is softness and union; Life is healthy and steady, and career is Jetta BBK；; Financial resources Johnson Teng Sina, stock Changhong Ziguang!

2. When the dog arrives, it will be very lucky, and all the troubles will lean to the side. I wish you go out to meet the distinguished guests and listen to the good news at home! There is this time every year, and there is today every year! -Happy Spring Festival!

3. When the New Year arrives, I feel that there is nothing for you, and I don't intend to give you too much, just give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Never forget me.

4. When the Spring Festival comes, their jobs will fall on your head, your wife will see you smile, the girls will let you hold them, and money will float to you, making you shout: Yes, yes, yes. ...

5, I wish: the leader is partial to you, the police let you, the court is facing you, the official transport is with you, the daughter-in-law leaves it to you, eat and drink casually, the fortune covers you, only you win the prize!

6. Happy New Year. May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

7. May good luck step on you forever like a mine, bad luck never fall on you like a meteor shower, wealth can be seen everywhere like garbage, happiness will accompany you all your life and stare at you like a fly. Happy New Year!

8. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, grow emerald trees, hang pearl frost and have agate fruits. Be careful.

9. Happy Spring Festival! Sincerely bless you, God bless you, God cares about you, and Bodhisattva loves you! You want wind to get wind, rain to get rain, rackets, and gold everywhere!

10, a short message, a string of blessings: I wish you happiness; Healthy and relaxed; Round and round, loving and loving; Harmonious and beautiful, thriving!

1 1, please accept my blessing from 10. New year's day: everything is fine; Northwest and west are deep; Oriental god of wealth; Northeast expensive god; Wealth is beautiful, and love is nourishing.

12, the second day of the first month: southwest and west deep; Oriental god of wealth; Your god in the northeast. I wish you good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food!

13, Happy third day of the first month; Northwest and west are deep; Zhengnan god of wealth; Due east is your god. I wish you all the happiness in the poker game, blossom on the bar and count the money until you get cramped!

14, the fourth day of the first month: deep in the southeast and west; Zhengnan god of wealth; The east is your god; Accept it when it's good and control your diet. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and all the best!

15, the new atmosphere on the fifth day of the first month; Northeast and west are deep; Southeast god of wealth; Southwest expensive god. I wish the golden monkey a prosperous career in the Spring Festival, eat and drink without worrying about getting fat, the longer the daughter-in-law, the more beautiful she is, the stronger the old and the young, and the new year is full of new breath.

16, spring breeze fills you; Your family cares about you; Love nourishes you; Friends are loyal to you; I am here to bless you; The lucky star will shine on you forever. may you have a happy new year!

17, may all good dreams cling to you, falling asleep is sweet, and waking up is real! May all wealth hang over you! Sunrise is expensive, sunset is rich! May all good luck take care of you! Always auspicious! Carve peace!

18, the snow has gone with the wind, firecrackers have been set off, and the New Year is coming. I wish you happiness, laughter, happy mood and happy days!

In the new year, I wish you a great dream, stride forward with a red face, drive a BMW to live in Guangsha, start a company as the boss, and have sex in Asia!

19, I wish you youth every year, beauty is loved by everyone every day, husband Gao Fushuai, lover is smart and handsome, villa and mansion look at the sea, BMW sports car drives fast. Happy new year!

The weather forecast in 2006 shows that you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy clouds, smooth frost, perfect thunder, safety hail and happy flash, and this kind of weather will last for a whole year.

2 1, I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

22. The wise man said: Friends are not only talking and laughing, but also sharing weal and woe. I can't see you often, but our friendship remains the same. I didn't contact you often, but I kept you in my heart. I wish you a happy New Year!

23, no gifts during the Spring Festival, send text messages to bless you, health and happiness will always accompany you, good luck and you will not be separated, the god of wealth has been following you, money is rolling into the bag, and all benefits are for you!

24. Happy New Year ~ my friend! I wish you the best every year, every month, every day, and every moment is full of vitality. Wish you ~ ~

25. Smile is a fire, happiness is a pot, and blessings are ribs. May the smiling fire ignite the pot of happiness, cook the ribs of blessing, and the fragrant blessings float to you who will be happy forever … Happy Spring Festival!

26. I wish you all the best in the Spring Festival again and again. Five Blessingg's colorful life is exquisite and long.

27, I wish you a new year: yes man, the most beautiful scenery to go out, you are the king in the world, better than Qin Shihuang; Everyone likes your game. People eat their own meat and drink their own soup, and the money goes directly into their pockets.

When the Spring Festival comes, I say hello to you. I am twice as healthy and in a particularly good mood. Good luck every day, delicious; Gold comes out of the house and money grows on the wall.

Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Happy new year, baby!

Flowers bloom and fall, another year. May the change of time bring you a good mood and a happy New Year!

Thank you for your concern, your help and everything you have done for me ... Please accept my Spring Festival greetings and wish you peace and happiness.

The new year has come again. I say hello to you. Everything goes well, life is better, good luck is handed over every day, and the longer the better. Gold comes from home, but money grows on the wall.

Smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five blessings, six or six big shun, seven stars shine high, and money comes from all directions, and 99 is a complete unity.

Let the Spring Festival bring my blessing. I wish you a smooth sailing, two dragons playing with pearls, three suns opening Thailand, four seasons making a fortune, five blessings, June 6th, seven stars holding the moon, spring breeze all around!

The new year has come, luck is shining, and troubles are on the side. I wish you go out to meet the distinguished guests and listen to the good news at home! There is this time every year, and there is today every year!

When you see this information, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless you: Happy New Year!

On new year's eve, the god of wealth has a full wallet; Peach blossoms come in spring, and beautiful women are in their arms; Summer is hot, Europe and America are happy; Golden Autumn Double Ninth Festival, a better career!

I wish you all your hopes, dreams, expectations and contributions in the new year!

The New Year's bell is about to ring, and every sound is my blessing. Send twelve blessings to you, let it accompany you, happy new year.

Happy new year, all good things have come! Friends smile and joy surrounds you! Celebrate the festival and live a happy life! Happy! Happy! Safe life!

I wish you the four seasons of the new year: the triumph of love; The body is masculine and powerful; Career pride; Life is happy and sweet.

I wish you a happy new year, all the best, good luck in the new year, peace throughout the year, happiness forever, all the best and sweet love. The job is comfortable and the salary is satisfactory.

Put the colorful four seasons in my gentle hands, and rub 365 quiet happiness with them, and give them to you, with deep blessing!

This is a happy holiday, but it means missing for me-because you are not with me. Do you know I'm thinking about you? May you always be beautiful in the distance. ...

You and I embrace and listen to the New Year's bell like the breath of rings. Around our dreams, our full love turns into sincere wishes "Happy New Year"!

Flowers still bloom every year, but they are different every year. I wish you a bright new year like the sun.

If I were a writer, I would write my thoughts in the most beautiful language. If I were a singer, I would sing my blessing to you with the most beautiful voice. Happy new year!

The new year has come, luck is shining, and troubles are on the side. I wish you go out to meet the distinguished guests and listen to the good news at home! There is this time every year, and there is today every year! Happy new year!

I wish you greater success and glory in the new year. This is a big gift from me. Just give me a small red envelope. You sign the check and I'll write the numbers.

Looking forward to you, in winter; Miss you in the spring breeze; Dreaming of you, in summer; See you in the autumn wind. Let the years come and go in a hurry, let the time fly and miss you forever.

Please put my blessing in your bag, leave our happiness on your face, let your parents accept my blessing, and let your smiling face repay their expectations.

Life is a spiritual wealth endowed by nature, so why care about every setback? My friend, on this day of saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new, I deeply wish you.

Cross countless mountains and rivers, cross countless cities, let the hearts meet and wash your whole body's fatigue. May every blessing and every joy become a note, write happiness for you and bless you!

I wish you find someone you can trust for life in the new year, share warm coffee, put away the leaves in the book, giggle together and spend the night and the four seasons together.

On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish my blessings, such as warm sunshine in winter, cool breeze in spring and parasols in summer, will keep you warm and cool and accompany you through this life!

On a starry, quiet night, send my sincere wishes on your way home, say goodbye to your friends, wish you a pleasant journey and a happy New Year. :)

The new year is coming, saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new, and a new beginning is waiting for you, so sunny! Sincerely wish you a happy new year, and happiness will always accompany you!

After the holiday, I don't intend to give you too much, but I will give you 50 million: just be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, I, an invincible super genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom, wish you a happy New Year in advance!

I hold Harry Potter's wand in my hand and sincerely pray: I will turn all the celebrations into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, and I will make a cake happily forever ... and smash you! Happy new year!

At sunrise, the East China Sea sets in the West Mountain, and there is also a day of sadness and joy; Don't fall into a dead end, people are comfortable and their hearts are comfortable; I often chat with my friends, from ancient times to today. It is not that immortals are better than immortals; May you be happy for a whole year.

A catty of melon seeds and a catty of dates, I wish you good luck at an early date; One catty of candy, two jins of bananas, good luck, you won't run; A catty of peanuts and a catty of peaches, I wish you money rolling into your pocket!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

May you be happy every day for 365 days a year, 8760 hours forever, 5256000 wonderful minutes and 3 1536000 seconds.

Sweat a thousand drops, day and night, Spring Festival, work smoothly!

People in the Jianghu are vagrants. I wish you success in your career and all the best in the Spring Festival!

When the wind blows, I miss you! When the snow falls, I miss you! Happy new year, remember to keep in touch.

I wish you good health in the new year, like a tumbler, your career is flying, and love is as sweet as spring breeze. Good luck every day and every year!

I wish you good health, abundant financial resources, happiness and sunshine every day in the new year!

The new year is coming, I wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Every day, wow, haha! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching

At the beginning of the new year 1, I wish you good things for two years in a row, spring all year round, a colorful life, and occasionally a small fortune at 8 o'clock, throwing your troubles out of the clouds! Please accept my blessing from 10.

Happy new year, all good things have come! Friends smile and joy surrounds you! Celebrate the festival and live a happy life! Happy! Happy! Safe life!

I feel, think, see, smell, listen, people feel, hands feel, feet feel, say, do, get, time is up, your gift has not arrived, and my blessing has arrived: Happy New Year!

I can't finish thinking about me, and my caring heart will never change. A string of sincere wishes and an extraordinary heart, taking advantage of the arrival of the new year, I sincerely wish you a happy Spring Festival!

The sky is blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse. The sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other. The dream is shallow and everything is natural. Tears are sweet when you sincerely hope. Bless you and have a happy new year!

Let peace take the subway to spring, let happiness be with you, and let blessings and auspiciousness be indispensable. May this year's wishes come true! Happy new year!

Please take one second to forget your troubles, one minute to think about the New Year, and one hour to accompany the person you like. Then, at the turn of the old and the new, accept my blessing with a smile: Happy New Year!

Gather the sunshine of Himalayas, gather the breeze of the ends of the earth, bless the Gangdise Mountain and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift for you. I wish you a happy New Year!

I wish you all the best in the new year again and again. Five Blessingg's colorful life is exquisite and long, perfect and complete. Enjoy your wealth slowly at the turn of the Millennium!

I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your mood is sunny, your salary is upside down, your future scenery is infinite, your love is still romantic, and you can play happily in the world.

The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug and happiness is my gift! may you have a happy new year!

May your spring scenery be beautiful; May your Xia Lu be cool; May your autumn wind be natural and unrestrained; May your winter snow be bright; I wish you a fruitful New Year!

Where the sun shines, there is my silent blessing. When the moonlight shines on the earth, I pray silently. When the meteor passed by, I made a wish: I wish you peace and health and a happy New Year!

If you miss it, you can't finish talking; A caring heart will never change; Sincere friendship will never be forgotten. May my blessings surround you. Happy New Year and all the best!

I asked trouble, it didn't love you at all, and it said it would never talk to you. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself! Also, health let me bring you a love letter: life will not change! Happy new year!

Weather forecast: In the new year, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky chardonnay, health cream, perfect thunder and safety hail. Please note that they will haunt you all year round.

Sound blessing, friendship, string of thoughts, turn into gifts, stay in my heart, wish a happy new year and all the best!

Delete yesterday's troubles, choose today's happiness, set tomorrow's happiness, store eternal love, cancel the hatred of time, paste beautiful feelings, copy intoxicating scenery, and wish you a happy New Year!

The bell rings, the years pass, happiness is left behind, hope is falling, and success will eventually come. I wish you happiness and peace in the new year! Happy and auspicious!

Every second is happy, every minute is safe, always harmonious, full of energy every day, healthy every month and rolling in financial resources every year. Happy new year!

He Xinchun, celebrate the festival. Congratulations on getting rich! Happy new year, all the best, all the best! Happy new year!

Wish a happy new year by SMS. Live and work in peace and contentment, be rich and auspicious, strive for the upper reaches, stay young forever, and have a happy Year of the Dog!

During the Spring Festival, from night to day, your mobile phone will have a goose feather-like blessing, and your mood is mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that the wind will continue to blow after a week!

I wish you all your hopes, dreams, expectations and contributions in the new year!

I wish good people a safe life and a happy New Year! The more you earn, the less trouble you have! You can choose the garage, you can throw away the pain and sorrow!