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Invite guests to dinner and invite text messages.

Invite guests to dinner and invite text messages.

One: whether you come or not, the party will not stop there; Whether you look at it or not, brothers and sisters are here, and they will not come or go; Whether you eat or not, the food is there, no more or less. Will you come to dinner today?

Two: I used to have a little wish, that is, I slept until I woke up naturally and counted my money until my hand cramped. But now I have a bigger wish, that is, you can have dinner with me. You say, can this be realized?

Three: it is not good to haggle over every ounce with a scale. Good health is the most important thing. Reward the "Revolutionary Capital" in the evening.

Four: Life is not afraid of dullness, pleasure is not afraid of mediocrity, dreams are not afraid of distance, expectations are not afraid of uncertainty, brothers and sisters are not afraid of distance, blessings are not afraid of frequency, guests are not afraid of trouble, are you free to have dinner together?

Five: I want to get together with you, chat with my family, talk about gossip, be caring and attentive, find a heart, solve my worries and comfort my thoughts. If you are free, let's have dinner together.

Six: Have you eaten? I haven't eaten. Why don't I invite you? I'll eat wherever you say. It is said that a restaurant opened in front of the door recently is very popular and the price is reasonable. Why don't we eat there? You go first, and ask my wife for some money before I go!

Seven: Busy every day, hard work, hard to avoid depression, it is difficult to solve sadness, but anger hurts the body, a person feels bored, it is better to have dinner together and feel perfect.

Eight: In this era of soaring prices, it is suddenly found that eating alone is too "extravagant": it occupies a table and wastes a lot of space. Would you like to be frugal with me? Let's have dinner together tonight.

Nine: Eating, the most important thing is to be happy. Absence cannot be forced. Well, some people can't say it because they don't know how to cherish it. Nobody wants this to happen. Hey, are you coming to the party tonight?

Ten: Tonight, there is a table of delicious food waiting for you in the restaurant. The sky is gray and the night is boundless. Dare you come?

Eleven: I originally prepared a plate of shredded green pepper and a plate of sweet and sour pork tenderloin. I heard that you have a bad stomach and can't eat hot and sour pork, so I specifically told my wife not to put those. At the moment, there is only a plate of shredded pork and a plate of dried tenderloin on the table. Please bring some wine to drink with us!

Twelve: It is not easy for a farmer's uncle to grow something, it is not easy for a farmer's uncle to raise something, and it is even harder to harvest in autumn. How can this field be unpopular? Let's have dinner tonight. Source: www.aiyangedu.com Reprinted, please keep this source, thank you!

Thirteen: Since we had dinner together last time, it has left me endless aftertaste. Eating alone is hard to swallow. I don't know if it's because of your company or because I don't have to pay. All in all, I miss it. Why don't you come to dinner again sometime?

Fourteen: begging, I'm busy with my stomach. You invited me to cook. Two cakes, a dish, a big bowl of soup, four steamed buns, two sausages, plus three or five pieces of roasted meat and four or two pieces of less sugar white wine. I'll treat you to dinner next time. Friendship is not far-fetched!

Fifteen: I send my best wishes: I wish you all the best in your work, life and family, and have a good mood every day. Reciprocally, I send you my blessing and you invite me to dinner. (positive energy sentence

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Sixteen: the so-called brothers and sisters are people who can eat together regardless of their joys, sorrows and sorrows; Brothers and sisters are people who can eat together for no reason. Let's have dinner tonight.

Seventeen: If you can stick to your dreams like three meals a day, nothing is impossible. If you don't even eat, why do you want to realize your dreams? It can be summarized as: Let's have dinner together.

Eighteen: I always eat fast food and business meals at work. It's hard to have a weekend, so I have to comfort my working stomach and have a big meal together at night.

Nineteen: The wind blows gently and the news flies. There is a party tonight, and you are invited to attend. If you refuse to accept it, you will be fined three cups for being late. Don't drive if you drink, so get ready in advance.

Twenty: As the saying goes, "Life is alive, eat, drink and drink". But how can you indulge in that kind of "drunken life" life? Therefore, we are just immersed in the world of "eating". Let's go to dinner tonight.

Twenty-one: I feel that you can't eat chopsticks and swallow bowls recently. Let's have dinner together tonight as compensation.

Twenty-two: Recently, the value of my second brother has soared, but the price of cabbage has gone down. I'm going to hold a cabbage feast: fried cabbage, steamed cabbage, boiled cabbage, stewed cabbage, steamed cabbage, braised cabbage ... unless you are willing to come, I will never change dishes.

Twenty-three: Psychologists believe that staring at handsome guys or beautiful women for ten minutes every day is equivalent to doing aerobic exercise for thirty minutes outdoors. Perseverance can prolong the average life span by four or five years. Please treat me to dinner for your health.

Twenty-four: Pleasure is not afraid of dullness, even if time is like electricity; Dreams are not afraid of distance, even if expectations are like smoke; Friendship is not afraid of a moment, even though missing is like a thread. Send this message, one is to contact feelings, and the other is that you still owe me a meal. Please invite me.

Twenty-five: I don't answer all the news except you; I don't accept all gifts, but you are an exception; Not all the guests are on me, but you are still an exception. How's it going? I promised, where will that place be? (American part)

Twenty-six: Have you eaten well recently? Remember to eat reasonably. Three meals a day are indispensable, and nutritional balance is the most important; Overeating is not desirable, and dieting is even more undesirable; Brothers and sisters get together to talk and laugh, and they are in a good mood to eat together.

Twenty-seven: everyone said, hey, good dinner; Colleagues at dinner, alas, have deep feelings; Tonight's dinner, ah, has been decided; You want it to be on time. Come and join us.

Twenty-eight: Begging for a living, physically strong, strong-willed, hot-blooded, three bowls and five bowls are not too much, at least two dishes and one soup, two bowls of rice and three or four baskets of bread. No matter what the situation, please don't force this meal!

Twenty-nine: When the sun shines on me, I think of your selfless dedication. When the moon shines on me, I think of your kindness and honesty. When the breeze blows on me, I think of your youth and beauty. When the news is sent to you, I think that you still owe me a KFC meal.

Thirty: name of wanted order: people who don't attend the party. Description of the charge: At dinner tonight, the gaffes disrespected mass activities, undermined unity and had a bad influence. You will be punished after working overtime for five days.

Thirty-one: I will send you a breakfast and start a day's work with you; I want to send you a copy.

Lunch, silently cheering for you; I want to send you a dinner to relieve your fatigue. Finally, I decided to invite you to dinner and share your feelings.

Thirty-two: Eat the rice you bought. It tastes sweet. Eat the rice you bought and nourish your stomach and beauty. Eat the food you bought, think and think, eat the food you bought and smile every day. Invite me to dinner, brothers and sisters greet me with smiles, invite me to dinner, friendship is sweeter than honey, invite me to dinner, and have a good New Year.

Thirty-three: invitation letter. Time: Recently. Location: You choose. Participants: Brothers and sisters. Theme: Talk, have a heart-to-heart talk and have fun. Goal: Imagine the future with you and build a harmonious friendship. Form: drinking, eating, eating. I look forward to your arrival.

Thirty-four: treat you to a bowl of noodles, and our friendship will not break; Please have a cup of tea, our friendship will not decline; Invite you to eat a dish, our friendship can't be surpassed; Please have some soup, our friendship is hard-won! Reciprocal, what do you invite me to eat?

Thirty-five: I had a delicious meal. I don't know who will go to dinner with * * *. Don't live up to my expectations.

Thirty-six: it's hot, I'll give you an electric fan, and pleasure will surround you; Send you an air conditioner, only you cool others sigh; Send you an ice cream, your mouth is sweeter than your smile; I say hello to you and let you cook. This is called reciprocity. Remember to be there or in the square!

Thirty-seven: In the golden autumn of October, the fruits and vegetables are fragrant, the crops are ripe and the meat is fragrant. How can you miss a table of delicious food? I regret being late for dinner today.