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Text messages about giving birth.

Give birth to a baby.

Giving birth to a child is definitely a happy thing. The birth of a child brought more happiness to the family. The following is a short message about having a baby for your reference. I hope it will help you.

1.XXXX XX years, a breeze blew from life, bringing * * * and * * *. Baby is like a bright star. From now on, we will occupy a clean corner in the baby's world, and love her more than cherish ourselves. May the blessings of relatives and friends accompany the angels to grow up happily. ? XXX

2. Good news: I am a father. At 6: 4 this afternoon, my wife gave birth to a baby boy, weighing 6 kg and 3 liang. I hope he will not only be healthy and face life positively in the future, but also write "pick up girls" in the column of his resume as soon as possible.

Hello, uncle, I am a healthy and smart calf. On March 23rd, after seven hours of labor pains, my mother gave birth to me in the womb. I weigh 7 kg 3 Liang, and my height is 53 cm. I am a handsome guy that everyone loves. I say hello to you on behalf of my parents and thank you for your concern for us.

4. I finally proved it? Lao tze? Yes! My daughter-in-law gave birth to a fat boy, weighing 7 kg and 3 Liang. Remember to save money, and if you have a girl, don't squander it. It will all belong to my family, and everyone with a boy will protect my son. Who makes me the youngest! Comrades! It feels great to be a father!

5. The taste of being a parent is bitter or sweet, and I want to try it early; Today finally ushered in the birth of your son, is happy, is happy, is happy, is a long-awaited day; Friends, happiness is shared with you, and happiness will come to your home sooner or later.

6. Ladies and gentlemen, I was born occasionally, and the days of carrying the ball are over. China Merchants Bank, 8 kg, mother and daughter are safe!

Shu Xian, the wife of a pregnant child, is so sweet inside. She works hard to earn money to buy milk powder. Who told me to meet the animal year?

At 8 o'clock this morning, my beloved wife finally gave birth to a baby son for me. Since then, our family has changed from two to three, and I have been promoted to a father, which is a happy change; I am very happy, I am very happy.

9. In the autumn of five children, on the fifth day of the fifth year, my daughter was born at night and weighed two pounds and seven feet. She was gentle and serene, her eyes looked around faintly, and her eyes were weak. However, there was a thunderstorm in the west of Beijing at that time. When I first arrived, my beauty shocked the world, or I was worried about the chaos in the world. So I inform you that enterprises know each other and talents are blessed.

10. Enze, Shexia and liner came to my house. Suffering from October, it is difficult to open your fingers. The boy weighs seven catties and three pounds, so he is safe with his mother. I am glad to have a beautiful place. I invite you to smile.

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12. Hello everyone! X China Merchants Bank officially opened at X: X today. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! In addition: the baby weighs 4 kg and 8 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern! ? xx

13. What I've been waiting for has finally happened. The wife, as pure as ice and pure as jade, added 6 Jin of baby to her family last night. She is a great woman. Let me be surrounded by happiness and happiness from now on, and now share this happiness with you, so that you are as happy as me!

14. Good news: China added another gold: the beloved wife today 13: 2 1 gave birth to a son, weighing 3 130g, and the mother and child are safe. Father xx is sharing with you.

15. Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince and princess on X day at X minute, weighing 8 kg, and the mother and daughter were safe. Good news!

16. Today, our family contributed a brick to China/kloc-Acer with a population of 0/300 million, but in response to the national family planning call, our family just added a brick. This is a small step in the population history of China, but a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free.

17. It's raining. 106, a baby was born. She weighed eight pounds, had two big fat children, and began to save money for a wife.

18. Dear friends, today? What time? Points, sadness: I changed from a queen to a nanny; Hi: From now on, I can sleep with my husband and other husbands at the same time.

19. Today, our family contributed a brick to Acer, which has a population of1300 million. Our family just added a brick in response to the national family planning call. This is a small step in the population history of China and a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free.

20. This is Lin Xiaoxin speaking. At 4: 58 pm, I was taken out of my mother's stomach by my uncle. I am not tall, 52 cm, not fat, weighing 7 kg, 1 beam, but I know I am a smart pot. If a beautiful sister wants to ask me out, please come to my mother's office as soon as possible to sign up. I won't wait in line when I grow up!

2 1. Dear family and friends, today I am officially promoted to be a great father! My wife gave birth to a healthy boy (girl) in a natural delivery/caesarean section at some time! Weighs a few pounds and two ounces. Thank you for your concern and blessing.

22. Quack, quack, quack three times, the baby will fall from the sky; From then on, I embraced happiness, held hands with happiness and lived an endless good life with my wife; It's interesting. It's a surprise. I will send you a good news to make you envy me.

23. My beautiful wife, pregnant in October, worked hard and finally gave birth to a baby weighing 8 kg for me; From then on, my family had a baby. I have a great mission. Besides taking care of the big baby, I have to take care of the big baby. Although a little bitter, but I am very happy!

24. Happiness is when it comes, and happiness is when it comes smoothly; At three o'clock in the morning, your son was born at 6 kg and a half; The wife becomes more perfect and the son is handsome like a star; Happy to share with you, happy to walk together.

25. Extra! Extra! My favorite male silver has come to this troubled world at 8: 00 am on March 24, 20 12! From now on, I will accept your infinite blessing! ? Porridge porridge

26. Ladies and gentlemen, I gave birth to a daughter who weighs four ounces in 7 pounds! Thank you for your concern!

27. I gave birth to a son at one o'clock in the middle of the night, weighing six pounds and eight ounces. Now the wound hurts so much that I can't sleep or surf the Internet. I texted you, hehe!

28. The baby golden mouse is coming today, and it's crisp in autumn. I was conceived and gave birth in 10, and the moon is particularly bright tonight. I was rewarded by three parents and children, and I am happy for this favor.

29. I gave birth to a son, xx, xx (65438+ 0: 50 am), weighing xx. Bless me, he came to this world like an angel!

30. Starting from today 12: 30, my wife is going to sleep with someone else's husband. I will happily wait for washing, changing clothes and taking a bath. He can't have a gun.

3 1. Extra! Extra! My favorite male silver has come to this beautiful world in XX, XX, XX! From now on, I will accept your infinite blessing! ? XXX

On August 8, 32.20 * *, a breeze blew in life, bringing the sweetness of xxx and xxx. Baby is like a bright star. From now on, we will occupy a clean corner in the baby world. Love her more than cherish yourself? Thank you for giving us sincere encouragement when we are most painful and hesitant!

Thank you for saying that every day. Today, I finally couldn't help but have a laparotomy and pull out that little slacker. Gee, the beautiful little princess is playing sleeping beauty! I endured the pain and kissed her gently on the forehead before she woke up. Come and play with the little princess!

34. Dear grandparents, uncles and aunts, I am * *, I was born today! I'm a little prince (little princess) and I weigh * Jin * two. My mother gave birth to me naturally. I'm exhausted! Thank you for your concern for us. I will grow up happily and healthily! (from mom)

35. There is good news and bad news: The good news is that a son was born today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted.

36. Today's Singles' Day is like 1000 yuan, five catties and four liang. Can a bachelor take off again in the future? Light? Yes Double happiness!

37. When people are lucky, happiness comes; Happy life, in an instant; Friend, my dear wife gave birth to my son this morning 10; This good news is shared with you first, just to tell you that you should work hard and become a father as soon as possible.

38. I gave birth (or delivered by caesarean section) to my son (or daughter) at X, weighing X Jin, and now the mother and son are safe. Please call my husband to express my condolences. The number is * * * * * * * * *.

39. I feel the gift of heaven and earth, thank the ancestral temple for its blessing, and I am also happy that my son (daughter) and mother (daughter) are safe. Thank you for your concern!

40. Hello, everyone! Lijia China Merchants Bank officially opened at 7: 26 tonight. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start queuing immediately, and we will choose the best partner! In addition: the baby weighs 4 kg and 8 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern!

4 1. I got a promotion and became a father. With my promotion, your position in society has further improved. Here, I will inform you of this information as soon as possible. Congratulations!

42.Extra extra: * * and * * * were successfully promoted, and * * * kg of rabbit girl was cut off in * * on * * this month, and the mother and daughter were safe.

43. Extra! Extra! My favorite male silver came to this troubled world in 20 10 * month * day * minutes! From now on, I will accept your infinite blessing!

44. Hello, everyone! Lijia China Merchants Bank officially opened at 7: 26 tonight. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! In addition: the baby weighs 4 kg and 8 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern! ? Lelema

45. The night of becoming a father is full of joy and a little uneasy. Why? Why? My wife is in urgent need of nutrition, and she is starving. I hope everyone will give generously and donate quickly! Speed!

46.XXXX, XX, XX, a handsome boy named XXX, weighing XXX, came to this world at this important moment. Thank you for your concern all the time! ? XXX

47. I always thought I would have a daughter, so I gave birth to many son-in-law early. Today, the delivery room reported good news, so I didn't dare to call, so I could only make amends by texting! Another notice: I have joined the daughter-in-law snatching corps! Please take care of your comrades!

48. I have wanted to be a father for a long time, thinking about one day, one year and decades; At 9 o'clock last night, the dream came true and the nobles came; From then on, stay away from distress and embrace happiness; Now share your happiness with your friends. I hope you can hear good news soon.

49. Dear friends, in XXXXX, our first child was born safely. Thank you for your sincere encouragement and help! ? XXXX

50. Thank you for saying that every day. Today, I finally couldn't help but have a laparotomy and pull out that little slacker. Gee, the beautiful little princess is playing sleeping beauty! I endured the pain and kissed her gently on the forehead before she woke up. Come and play with the little princess! ? XXXX

51.At 3: 08, X month X day, X year, a little prince was born, weighing a few pounds. Happy baby, share with you.

52. The birth of a small life marks the formal establishment of a big family 4-2- 1 formation. Tell my dear (foreign) grandparents to be careful and don't faint!

I solemnly declare to you that I am father, father, father, father, father, father, father, father.

54. The quiet life was broken by the baby's crying. From then on, young parents will start a new chapter in their lives. With the baby, even the brush strokes have become so soft and warm.

55. A son seems as handsome as his father. Please rest assured.

56. 12: 23, in Haidian Maternal and Child Health Hospital, my beloved wife gave birth to our son, and the mother and son were safe. Tiger, weighing 7 kg and 7 Liang, is 52 cm long. His skin is wrinkled, his hair is sparse and his eyebrows are not open. However, he is really cute, just like his father. Sincerely invite friends and relatives to wish my son a healthy growth and a safe life.

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