Funny romantic love jokes, short messages.

Funny romantic love jokes, short messages.

Funny romantic love joke message, if you really love someone, then even if you change time and space and change your appearance, you can recognize the familiar soul from thousands of people and fall in love with him again. Here I share some interesting and romantic love jokes with you. Welcome to reading.

Funny romantic love joke SMS 1 1 If you really love someone, even if you change time and space and change your appearance, you can recognize the familiar soul from thousands of people and then fall in love with him again.

2. A thousand years ago or later, I was a lonely tourist. Only at that moment did I look down on everything at the peak of my life. The openness of your bright smile makes me an emperor with everything, a love that will never die; Happiness depends on you; The most beautiful thing in the world is your smile; I want to hug you every minute; Hand in hand with you, no longer lonely; Enjoy the sweetness and laugh all your life; Know each other and be happy!

3. What is love? Love means that you are innocent, and I am your protection; You are sad, I allow you to cry in my arms; You are far away, I am your destination, even if you don't need these, I make money, at least you can help me spend them.

I am willing to sit on the boat and go with the flow, in your heart. Fantasy floats to the place where the moon sets in the moonlight wave and stops in the harbor of love. Meeting place: at the other end of the mobile phone.

In order to pursue classic short messages, you can enjoy many beautiful scenery through the train window, but please don't miss it, because the terminal is the real destination. I hope I will always be your destination!

6. There is a kind of warmth that is the happiness of embracing each other; There is a language, and that is the joy of communication; There is a kind of happiness, which is considerate and touching; There is a feeling that you love me. I just want to hold hands with you until I get old!

7. If I don't eat dinner today, I will be too hungry to express my love to you ... Can I skip dinner today? Absolutely not! So yes, I want to say: I love you!

8. The moon is not very round, but my thoughts are full of bowstrings. Take my love as an arrow. Even if I am blind, I will go through the sun and shoot directly into your heart. Love you wholeheartedly!

9, wealth, wisdom, freedom, love, God only gives three, I want the last three, give two, I want the last two, give one, dear, I want the last one.

10, Ye Er Green, flowers red, I really want to meet you soon; The wind is blowing and the snow is falling. I don't think you dare to call; The moon is far away and the lights are near, secretly sending you love messages; I am happy for you, I smile for you, and I love you. I want you to know.

1 1. Every day, I am thinking, and every night, I am full of passion. Miss you like the Yangtze River, rushing to the sea; Miss you like the sky and the moon, long and round forever. Miss you a thousand times.

12, to have a beautiful love, it is not enough to have a heart that loves each other deeply. If you don't have enough wisdom and stick to the so-called blind or deaf infatuation, your love stock will either be trapped or lose everything.

13, meeting you is the result of ancient lights in Buddhist temples in the past, classicism; Meet you romantically in the Seine, romanticism; Semisaccharism; Living in a fairy tale of love is surreal.

14, I am a computer, you are my CPU, without you, I can't start; I am a mobile phone, and you are my battery. I can't work without you. I'm Guo Jing and you're Huang Rong. Without you, there is no promised love!

15, I will give you a dose of love elixir: sincerity, gentleness, respect for three points, consideration for four flavors, and forgiveness for five or two. Take health as a medicine guide and take it with tenderness like water. The dosage is not limited, the more the better. Long-term use can grow old together.

16, the stars in the sky are beautiful, but without you, everything will be lifeless; Every lonely night, do you know that I miss you silently? I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

17, candlelight reflects the throb of youth, and roses smell heart to heart. I prepared a romantic candlelight dinner for you. I wonder if I have the honor. Can you accept my invitation?

18, if the ear itches, it proves that someone misses you; Your eyes itch, which proves that someone wants to see you; Your itchy lips prove that someone wants to kiss you; If your body itches, don't think about it. It's time for a bath.

19, I hope this message can turn into a feather, float to your side and fall gently on your shoulder. When you pick it up slowly, you can see my invitation: let's have dinner together!

20. There is no beauty in the world. When I see you, I will have one. Time is not free, but I met you with a crowded calendar, and finally I have two days-dear, let's date.

2 1, you have an appointment with autumn, so you have gained a lot; You have a lucky date, so you are much happier; You have an appointment with warmth, and you will be much more relaxed; You have an appointment with health, so you have more time; You have an appointment with love, so the news came.

22. The night is as cool as water and the net is as deep as the sea. Get to know each other, smile and talk about sudden changes, and networking becomes dust. The world is shallow and the joy is gone. This feeling will never be forgotten and will never change in this life!

23, you are my angel, I would like to be your legend in this life; You are my note, and I am willing to be the music score of your life; Please extend your beautiful hand and let me put on a lifetime of happiness for you.

24. Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

25. Pursuing you is my favorite, choosing you is my attachment, loving you is sincere and eternal, and I promise not to regret it. I will repay what I owed in my last life, and my love for you will remain unchanged for life. Happy Valentine's Day!

26. If you were the sea, I would like to turn into a beach and let you kiss my face every day. If you are a migratory bird, I would like to be your wing, accompany you to fly south and north, and shelter you from the wind and rain. Happy Valentine's Day!

27. If there were only ten minutes left in the world, I would recall the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left in the world, I will say I love you once!

28. I didn't see your mood get worse when your heart beat faster. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. Is it a long wait to have you? Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

29. Love is fate, affection, habit, tolerance, sacrifice, consideration and lifelong commitment. The only obstacle that prevents me from kissing you now is this glass on your mobile phone.

30. When you read this message, you already owe me a hug. Delete this message and owe me a kiss; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine. Leave a warm spring, a gorgeous rosy clouds, a clear stream, a charming peach blossom, a tough weed, a leisurely mood, and a blessing for you who read the short message.

3 1, when I understood your mind, the rings of the years added a heavy stroke. I don't know why, the years are in a hurry, and I always think of them inadvertently. In the deepest corner, there is a little regret. Who says missing is not the most beautiful?

32. The world is like smoke. As you bloom, everything disappears in the wind. Because my dream is in the lotus pond around my soul, our love will not break, even if my tears are raining.

33. I miss you faintly, but I can't forget you; I remember you gently, but I have branded you heavily in my heart; Love is shallow, but deep. Baby! My little heart is full of love for you.

34, think of your appearance, smiling face is very simple; When I read your name, I felt warm inside; Seeing your eyes, my heart is full of joy; I am the happiest person with you by my side.

35. I want to put happiness in your heart bit by bit and make you happy every day; I want to put a little happiness into your heart and make you feel sweet forever. Dear, I love you all my life!

Funny romantic love joke SMS 2 1. If you want to know if he is worthy of love and can get married, talk to him about a long-distance relationship first. Long-distance love is the best test of love. People who can persist in long-distance love know more about giving, cherishing and loving. Long-distance love is true love if it can persist. If the long-distance relationship can persist, you can marry him without hesitation.

2. It is the greatest happiness to have someone who knows you. This person may not be perfect, but he can read you, go deep into your heart and understand everything in your heart. The person who knows you best will always be by your side, silently guarding you and not letting you suffer a little injustice. People who really love you don't say much about loving you, but do a lot of things that love you.

People who are eager to grow old in happiness will grow old with a tired heart first. From the complex emotional level, lower yourself again. Love is an open-minded and an excuse to make love impossible. Walking past a person, passing through the other person's heart, just in a hurry …

4. If you love, please love deeply. If abandoned, please thoroughly. Don't be ambiguous and hurt others. Besides, I want to tell you that every lover is not perfect. This man can give you loyalty, another man can give you romance, and another man can give you wealth, but a person's real happiness is not to get more, but to care less. Maybe your love life will be smoother in the future.

5. Some people talk more and do less. They are easy to please girls, but they are also easy to make girls sad. Some men talk less and do more. They don't know how to please girls, but they can devote themselves wholeheartedly ... so in general, good words often can't do anything. Needless to say, what can really be done has been done. Girls should learn to look at men with their eyes instead of listening to stories with their ears.

A simple love is completed at sunrise and at sunset. Enjoy sunshine, breeze, rain and dew and dusk together every morning. Such a wish is not greedy. I think love is a life of mutual concern. Acceptance and running-in, so that love can withstand the fleeting time. Holding hands, happiness in plain is more precious.

7. Love you, please wait for me in the afterlife. I am dressed in white, dreaming that the clouds and snow are as pure as ever, in the sunset, on the bridge; Love you, please wait for me in the afterlife. You are still a young scholar, playing the stringed piano for you, in Changting and in Zhou Ye; Love you, please wait for me in the afterlife, stop each other's hot tears, and hug each other tightly in the colorful autumn and in the dream. Wait for me, wait for me, in the long run, together for a thousand years …

8. Knowing that you will lose your freedom, knowing that this is a life-long contract, you are willing to make a promise in order to get each other and make them happy. Love is a process of pursuing unfriendly. When you complain about being unfriendly, it is when you don't love him.

9. Sometimes, someone has to make us cry before we can wake up. In fact, what we should have is someone who makes us smile. No matter how good a person is, he is yours first, which makes sense. Love is not better than anyone in the end, but who can accompany you to the end. Therefore, the best is not you from the stars, but you from around you. The so-called lifetime is to be with you wholeheartedly.

10, more and more people just want to be in love for life, but they don't want to get married. Love should be like grinding a stone. Maybe when I first picked it up, I wasn't so satisfied. Slowly, everything will change. Because people are flexible, as long as you have the heart and courage, instead of picking up unknown stones everywhere, it is better to polish the stones you own.

1 1. Getting married means that you love this person and then take TA away. If TA loves you, even the ends of the earth will accompany you ... but many people depend on each other's family background, parents, looks, work and even horoscope. How ridiculous it is to use the constellation to decide whether you love each other. Love is the union of two hearts. Marriage is a combination of values and lifestyle. The rest, it's all outside the body.

12, all human sufferings are essentially anger at their incompetence. If you love someone, please don't be ambiguous with others, because that will hurt your hard-won love and others. Ambiguity can only fill a temporary inner emptiness, but it won't last long and it's harmful. A beautiful love can't tolerate a little deception and hypocrisy, but it can't tolerate ambiguity.

13, with a teenage dream, met at the wrong time. In order to protect this love like the movie plot, you can break with your family, ignore the repeated reminders of reality, continue to weave beautiful dreams with your eyes closed and refuse to wake up. In this love story, the heroine seems to have extraordinary power, and all difficulties are not to mention.

14, it is very important to be able to bear and let go emotionally. I have got rid of the feeling of being a girl. Once I fall in love with you, the sky will fall, the sea will dry up, the rocks will crack, and I will never love you enough. I can put it away at will, I will love you as much as you want me to love you, and I will leave silently as far as you want me to stay. I'll have fun by myself. Even if I am alone, I will not feel lonely and feel sorry for myself.

15. In this life, the most important thing for a woman is always marriage. Women will regard the success of marriage as the greatest success in life. In fact, many girls are not afraid of naked marriage, but are afraid that the daily necessities are saturated with romance, and love has no place in the face of poverty. Men may not be rich enough, but you must give confidence to the woman you love. A woman can suffer hardships and be poor, but only if the man's love for her is worth making her boil.

16, falling in love is something that everyone will experience, but it is inseparable from their own problems. The meaning of being a man is not what trouble you encounter, but what attitude you take to face it. If you can't help loving, Prince Charming is useless to you. You have self-control and should know how to choose. Leaving the wrong person is tantamount to giving yourself a chance to be born again. Love is wrong, break up, love is right for a lifetime.

17, lovers should not declare war easily, because you can't predict the damage caused by the cold war. As long as you like her, there is nothing you can't accept; As long as you like her, you like everything about her. What she needs is not that you are really cold and silent. What she said is not true. She just wants you to spoil and love her, even if she doesn't apologize. If you really leave, your eyes will be hazy with tears, and she will have tears in her eyes.