I chased a girl and ignored me.

Lesson 1: Plan 1: Tough Plan. With the development of society, MM is becoming more and more fierce. Women are fiercer than tigers. She should not be hurt by MM, it is better to put on an iron face. Keep a straight face, you won't turn red if you talk too much, and your sister's jade hands will make you feel sour. When you were too handsome, you had already learned this from the castellan. Sister is tired and bored, so it's ok. A tough face is far better than having both ability and political integrity! The suggestion is that this plan should not be used in the ocean. Ocean MM is so powerful that it is simply a tiger among tigers. This plan is ineffective, especially in Happy E's home. You have a tough plan, and Oriental MM has nothing to kick.

The second plan: the discount plan. When you see a MM, you must first hold your breath. If the color is not attractive, it is fascinating. Don't look at MM's own marksmanship yet. No matter how beautiful and proud MM is, you can watch it at a discount. She is not necessarily docile because she is beautiful. She is a beauty, or she may be an idiot. No matter how good the MM is, if the discount hits the ankle, everyone will disappear. If you don't take MM seriously, you will get twice the result with half the effort. I am convinced of this statement. Girls are fickle and unpredictable. Don't underestimate them too much and lose interest in MM. An old man said that we should treat MM strategically and attach importance to MM tactically.

The third measure: the rocking meter. Anyone who has had experience in swinging knows that if you want to swing the swing high, you need to make continuous efforts. If you succeed in getting a MM, you have to work hard at once. If you increase your strength today, you will reduce your strength tomorrow, and you can only wander in the same place. Unless you are the best in the world, fishing for three days, drying the net for two days, and keeping the MM balance, you will only have a golden gun to hold and watch other girls come and go. Remember, picking up girls should be organized, and you can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient. Picking up girls is the same as being a man, one step at a time.

The fourth meter: eating grass meter. Good horses don't look back, so good horses often go hungry. In this world, as long as MM exists for one day, GG's fate will suffer for another day. When MM is thrown away like a bear breaking a stick, it's a good thing you are not a bear. It doesn't matter if you don't have a stick under your arm at present. You can go back for a walk again. Many MM dive deep, so be careful to look for clues of beautiful sharks. Singh studied this plan 900 years ago. He said he suddenly looked back and saw the girl in the dim light.

Fifth meter: Top hat meter. Everyone likes to wear a top hat. MM is human, so MM likes to wear a top hat. GG who knows how to kiss up is a good GG, and GG who knows how to kiss up to MM is a hero among people. This plan is not easy to grasp, some high-level MM, only high-level flattery can be smoked down Sweet GG has a girl hug, and if you practice it, you have to practice it. Smoked MM is easy to attack, but you should never attack MM who often falls down. For example, beware of the hidden rabbit-riding eagle style when Oriental MM falls to the ground.

The sixth meter: Huanghua meter. The yellow flower plan is that youth is fleeting, and many things become yesterday's yellow flowers in the blink of an eye. Du Qiuniang JJ said in "Three Hundred Poems of Picking Up Girls" that flowers can be folded straight, so it is better to fold branches than flowers. When can I enjoy life? Not only GG is hard to meet a good MM, but MM is also hard to meet a good GG. We must seize the opportunity and keep pace with the times. MM is like a yellow flower, which flies away in a blink of an eye. Time waits for no one! I remember a GG who wasted countless precious time picking up girls. "Recalling the past, the years are heavy, but unfortunately, there is no sorrow of picking up girls, and the boys' heads are white."

The seventh meter: fork meter. Fork rice means that no matter how good the rice is, you will always get tired of eating the same thing. Only balanced nutrition is beneficial to your health. Picking up girls is the same, which is good for GG's health. One day, when you feel tired of soaking up a certain MM, you should consider studying like a fishing line, sometimes soaking up rice MM and sometimes soaking up sesame MM to make girls healthy and happy. Don't eat too much rice, and don't soak too much mm.

Eighth meter: potato meter. Potatoes will grow until the vines stretch. Even if the vines are destroyed, potatoes can still be preserved. This plan doesn't apply to Oriental MM, who is a biology teacher. If you give her this plan, she will dig out the potatoes even if she digs three feet. You should get what you want from hitting on a girl, and don't hit on n girls like you haven't hit on a girl. A foreigner named Paul said that GG's life should be spent like this. When he looks back on the past, he will not regret wasting his time, nor will he be ashamed of being a mediocre girl. He should be proud to say ...

The ninth plan: shoot the goose. This plan is very old, but it has been going on for a long time. Lang Jun wrote it down, and old trees can also bloom new flowers! When two ancient people shot the goose and discussed how to eat it, the goose had already flown away. When you see MM, don't always think about how to have sex with her after you get it. When you daydream, she may have been in the arms of another GG. The main idea of shooting geese is to shoot when it is time. Inappropriate hand is a technical problem, and fast hand is an ideological problem.

The tenth meter: money meter. Ten MM nine greedy, don't worry if you can't get mm, it is better to retreat into a net than to fish in the forest. A hundred GGs who died under her skirt has nothing to do with you. All you have to do is keep silent and make money. When your pocket is bulging, you don't have to hit on MM, and MM will line up to hit on you. Rich GG is born witty, beautiful, tough, gentleman and bachelor.

Eleventh meter: coffee rice. Although coffee is bitter, it can refresh you, and so can picking up girls. Even if you put a MM on the bed, you should know that going to bed is a hard thing. Picking up girls looks glamorous, and only you know the ups and downs. With MM, it is natural and refreshing. Excessive refreshing will inevitably lead to neurasthenia, poor taste and restless sleep. This is a typical girl-picking syndrome.

Twelfth plan: the running dog plan. This is the most commonly used tactic of GG to pick up girls in the world. In MM's soft eyes, I would rather be a running dog, regardless of time, fame and fortune, rain or shine, no regrets. It's actually quite effective. The running dog plan is really an unpretentious plan to pick up girls. The recommended index is five stars.

Thirteenth meter: billiards meter. I remember a joke about the difference between women and billiards. Women can't score by shooting, and billiards can't score by shooting. Although there is a difference between playing girls and playing billiards, the purpose is to get into the hole. Although Davis can't be required to enter the hole basically, it takes several strokes to enter the hole. How about billiards? I don't know. Picking up girls is like playing billiards. Ten holes is also a victory. If you pick up girls only for her heart, not for her body, the GG of the whole ocean will admire your high realm.

The fourteenth plan: Journey to the West. Making love with MM is like four apprentices learning from the West. Picking up girls is often not a matter of one person, but a matter of a group of people. One girl and three gangs, unity is strength, and most MM are powerless in front of wolves. The key to success is to make sure that you have a main pick-up object. Don't let the girl fail and your family is in a mess. Confucius has experience. GG's trouble is not picking up girls, but also inside the wall.

Fifteenth meter: smelly socks meter. Wearing socks that haven't been washed for a month is logically worse than wearing socks that haven't been washed for a day. GG who doesn't pick up girls for a month is logically stronger than GG who doesn't pick up girls for a day. This kind of energy is too tempting for MM, and MM also needs early adopters. People should have the energy to live and pick up girls.

Sixteenth plan: people, picking up girls is extremely powerful. This plan was prepared by predecessors, and Lang Jun didn't want to continue mink. Only China's rogue culture. Ten GG's, nine yellow's and one rogue. Rogues are all talented men, so for thousands of years, the success rate of hooligans picking up girls has been very high. The Book of Songs is about hooligans who pick up girls with silk, big hooligans who are promoted to a higher position and become rich, and big hooligans who are emperors. Don't brag about the number of girls, there are more than the emperor. There are oranges in Hangzhou, which are rotten and put on the market at ten times the price. MM is like this, even if it is a straw bag, as long as it looks beautiful, there are always people gathering. Although beautiful MM is a straw bag, GG must not be a straw bag if he wants to be a beautiful MM. What if you are an idiot? It's simple. You just need to be lucky. Her GG is dumber than you.

The seventeenth meter: double-sided meter. Gentleman in appearance, rogue in secret, these two faces?

The eighteenth meter: butterfly meter. You and I are the wings of a butterfly. When we land, we hug each other tightly, and when we fly, we separate. This plan is applied to beautiful women, just like a butterfly dancing. This is a common means for MM with high GG bubble and high grade. It's not that you are hot and cold to MM, but that your separation will affect MM's heart. Be tempted-a beautiful thing!

The nineteenth plan: the solution of cattle. A man with good skills can't understand cows without cows, and he will be ignorant when he meets girls. /kloc-for 0/9 years, I have been able to understand cows easily. When I see a cow, I still take it as a warning. When you see it, you act late and rarely use a knife. Skilled GG will be careful when he sees mm, and his sword is like cattle. GG gun, the girl is like a local committee. Pay special attention. Jie Niu Dao 19 years, skilled, but if the blade is new, Lang Jun doesn't know if there is a girl who has been chasing GG 19 years, and she still shoots like a teenager. Be careful, be careful, the weapon to pick up girls in the world, you have to do it!

The twentieth meter: the cake drawing meter. Painting cakes, of course, is to satisfy hunger. If you can't get MM, it's better to get a piece of MM than nothing. Lang Jun was puzzled and decided that this plan was a cake painting plan or a plum blossom dream. Finally, I decided to draw cakes, because the lover's fish has already drawn cakes, and painting cakes is definitely better than watching Mei. The taste of Wang Mei is sour, but bad teeth are not good. It is easier to draw cakes than to pick up girls. No, we draw cakes for the New Year.

The second plan: the Tang poetry project. I am familiar with 300 Tang poems. If you can't recite poems, you commit adultery. Students in love say that the genius of picking up girls is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. You have paid 99% of your sweat, and you are almost a genius. Picking up girls is a technical job. You didn't pick up girls? It's not that you are unlucky, but that you are not skilled. There is a poem that proves that it is just noon to pick up girls, and sweat drips down the soil. Who knows it's hard to pick up mm.

The second meter: toilet meter. I didn't teach you to peek at the toilet, mm, do you want to go to the toilet while holding your urine, or do you just want to smoke a cigarette in the toilet? then what Leave, of course. Who wants to stay in the toilet all his life? You have many reasons to pick up girls and many reasons to get rid of the girls you have picked up. Alas! That is the reality. It is GG's sorrow and MM's sorrow to plan to dump girls before picking up girls.

The second and third rice: apple rice. When an apple hit his head, Newton first thought of gravity. Before MM passes by, you should study like a cow GG and think of hitting on her for the first time. Everything in the world is connected, and the theorem of gravity applies to the theorem of picking up girls. GG always feels gravity when beautiful MM passes by. The success of picking up girls is directly proportional to GG quality and inversely proportional to distance. You can't improve your quality for a while, so you can only try to get closer. You get the moon first near the water, and you get the girl first near GG. In fact, it is quite lonely that no one accosts MM. It is a crime to make a MM lonely. If you don't believe me, we can do an experiment on Oriental MM, and we won't say hello to Oriental MM for a day to see how Oriental MM reacts. However, this agreement may not be reached. Oriental MM is too attractive to wolves.

The second and fourth plan: small fresh plan. Governing the country is like cooking a little fresh food, and picking up girls is like governing the country. Lao Tzu's words don't mean that governing a big country is as easy as cooking a small fish, but that when cooking a small fish, you can't turn it all the time, it will turn the fish over, and you are talking about doing nothing. Picking up girls has reached the realm of inaction. Of course, you can pick up whoever you want. However, inaction is too difficult. For a beginner GG, you just need to remember to think twice before you speak or do anything, cut the crap and do less business. Every word and everything should have a good effect of picking up girls. Scratching MM's itch is like cooking small and fresh. You don't read much, but you get twice the result with half the effort.

Plan 25: Overlord Plan. Lang Jun did not ask GGs to review the criminal law and engage in rape. Tenderness is not lethal to many MM at all, so it needs a bully to bow hard. Junior high school physics textbooks remind us that the resistance to picking up girls is constant, so the greater the intensity of picking up girls, the faster the speed of picking up girls. Of course, when you use the overlord's power, you will definitely meet MM's resistance. You must use more power than the resistance, otherwise MM will not give in. Can we use the bully plan? You can take a quiz. She was walking arm in arm with a man in the street. Dare you hold her face and kiss her? If not, I suggest you use the twentieth plan.

The second and sixth beats: the sleep beat. If picking up girls is sluggish, have a good sleep. You miss her so much that she won't know at all. She can be a master to her face and a pig behind her back. Go to sleep, and tomorrow you can tell her cheerfully that she didn't sleep last night, which will make her feel drums. GG, who can't even sleep well, can't soak well. It can be said that sleeping is the only criterion to test the psychological quality of picking up girls.

Twenty-seventh meter: happiness meter. If you want to pick up a girl, you have to go to Happy E's. Tired eyes are green and your mouth is oily, so you can pick up girls. MM always likes humorous GG. How did Liang Jinsong find Fu Mingxia? Fu Mingxia said that Liang was humorous. MM is very happy with you. At this time, if you kick MM out, she won't leave. It is suggested that Happy Edition hold a Happy GG contest, and whoever wins the ranking can start picking up girls.

Plan 28: Tooth Girl Plan: Without a matchmaker, Zhang Sheng can't be An Yingying; Without Wang Po, Ximen Qing couldn't make Pan Jinlian. The power of intermediary is really powerful. Don't let GG match it for you, there are too many lessons from shoplifting. Lang Jun once discussed it with MM when he was studying. If Zhang Sheng is the matchmaker and Ximen Qing is Wang Po, what will the world be like?

The second and ninth plan: Qiu Hongji. Su Dongpo warned his niece that the common way to pick up girls in the world is: people are like Qiu Hong, and things are like spring dreams. Spring dream is the last of the three or six schemes, as explained below. People are like Qiu Hong. He said it is necessary to be honest when picking up girls. Although a woman's nickname is retarded, she always feels very sensitive, honest and dishonest. She can feel it. Book of rites? The doctrine of the mean, the most sincere, self-contained.

The thirtieth meter: the lottery meter. Lottery tickets are bought to win the prize, although the possibility of winning the prize is very small. Finding a good MM is almost as difficult as winning the first prize. Some GGs didn't see the rabbit and didn't scatter the eagle, and some GGs eagle vomited blood and still didn't catch the rabbit, but in order to get the right MM, GGS went wave after wave. Buying lottery tickets to watch colorful classics and picking up girls to watch bubble classics can only stabilize the mentality, and there is always a similar feeling. A simple question of probability, a well-built MM is one in a hundred, a beautiful MM is one in a hundred, a educated MM is one in a hundred, the cube of one hundred is one million, and a good girl is one in a million! . Lang Jun advised that a lottery ticket with five dollars is also a lottery ticket, and a girl with 60 points is also a girl.

The third measure: drunkenness. Wine is a matchmaker, and it is easy for MM to finish drinking wine. But now many GGs fail to live up to expectations, and they are sad that they can't drink mm and don't want to say more.

Third and second meters: gram meters. Dung beetles pushes dung balls, Wu Dalang plays night owls, and what grade GG soaks what grade MM, which is generally the case. Toads want to eat moth meat, and finally they don't even eat fly shit. Envy cow dung with flowers is a normal psychological reaction. But don't underestimate cow dung, he must have something extraordinary. Lai Han married a fairy wife, and the surface scenery, that Lai Han secretly did not know how much suffering, Lai Han who can marry a fairy wife, is not far from the great man.

Third, third plan: clumsy plan. Guo Jing applied defensive tactics to the extreme, so his martial arts were perfect, and Huang Rong became a bubble. You can't use this plan unless you have great wisdom. Teacher Lang also mentioned this phenomenon just now. He can really reach the level of agility and clumsiness. You can be his teacher without teaching him how to pick up girls. Lang Jun has never seen a really stupid boy get a good MM.

The third and fourth meters: bell jar. When a girl is lonely, it is inevitable that she will have an affair, so you should always be afraid of being impregnable. Being a monk clinks the bell every day, and soaking in MM every day will please MM every day, but now MM is quite complicated. Even if you are glad for her every day, she will inevitably throw herself at other GGs, but if you are kind to her, she will throw herself at other GGs less often. Alas! In this world, how many MMs are good MMs? Woo hoo! ...

The third and fifth meter: wine storage meter. Lang Jun never puts his wine in one place, otherwise he will empty the bottle when he drinks it. The common method is to store a wine somewhere and b wine somewhere, and ... girls hate it when they use it, so they often need some spare ones. Somewhere, MM A, MM B, somewhere ...

The third and sixth meter: flying wing meter. Su Dongpo explained this to his niece: "Things are like spring dreams." Li Bai said sternly, "When you do something, you brush off your clothes, hide and become famous." . GG often sings a poem, walking through thousands of flowers, leaving the leaves untouched. Mr. Lang knows this well, so he counts this as a plan of rolling capacity. Thirty-six plans is the best policy, but he still flies fast!

My heart, let me show you.

First, the curve saves the country. Enter her circle of friends, find someone close to her, lead you in, have a chat with her, have a drink or something. Even if she wants to give you a bad face, she should care about her friend's face, so at this time, you can give full play to your strengths, such as humor, rich knowledge, beautiful dance and beautiful voice. Let her know you better.

Second, avoid heavy. Don't mention the word chase. Think about it. Even if she knows that you are interested in her, but you just don't talk about chasing, how can she refuse you to be with her? Don't be too nervous, be confident. Dude, hold your head up! ! ! We should despise strategically and attach importance to tactically. You are afraid to be with MM, and others will not laugh at your beauty.

Third, jobbery. What if she doesn't want to contact you alone or at all?

It doesn't matter. You can contact her at work. She doesn't even want to be with you, and then she can show it. Do her job well and make brilliant and handsome songs in front of her. I believe it will be useful.

Fourth, follow the trend. Girls are still eager to rely on. You'd better have an insider first, so don't spend a lot of money! ! ! If something happens to her, you must show it. For example, if she is ill, of course you will show up. Take a look and bring some small gifts. She has been in a bad mood recently, and she has sent many jokes and text messages.

Fifth, die hard. Single, once you get it, you are excellent. _ My girlfriend is. At that time, you were her support. Therefore, persistence is very important. Even if girls hate it again, they are emotional animals and hate being moved. Icebergs do not melt for a day.

Finally, you should be smart. Why don't men have wives? If you can't catch up, be generous and don't be too narrow-minded Work hard and let her know that her eyes are sick! ! !