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Mid-Autumn Festival Manuscripts-Jokes Series (3)

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, three sons-in-law and their wives went to the father-in-law's house to celebrate his birthday, bringing gifts. In the evening, the family sat around the table, enjoying the moon while eating. I'm in a good mood, my father-in-law said. I'll test the knowledge of the three of you tonight, and each of you will write a poem. Should I take every sentence of the poem separately? Round and round, less than half, messy and quiet? .

The eldest son-in-law is a scholar. First of all, she read: the Mid-Autumn Festival is full, and the first month is less than half. The dark clouds are chaotic and the bright moon is silent. ? The old father-in-law was very happy after hearing this and even said yes.

The second son-in-law, a businessman, also read: Mid-Autumn moon cakes are round, and one bite is missing half. The mouse came in a mess and the cat came quietly. ? My father-in-law is also very happy.

The third son-in-law is a butcher and clown. He was sweating with anxiety. The third daughter is urging him to do nothing. He just crustily skin of head and smiled and read away:? My parents-in-law are round and old, and I am very happy to hear that; The third son-in-law was very happy to see Lao Taishan, so she opened her eyes and went to the first half. The family cried in a mess, and it was completely quiet. ?