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If you make your girlfriend sick, honey, have a nice weekend.
2, a fate in the world of mortals connects you and me, and it hurts me to see you! There is a desire in the secular world to separate you from me and let me know what pain is.
3. Even if my life can be formatted, you will always be a tender feeling in my heart. I can give up the whole world, but I don't want to lose your love. Come back, I have to wait for my lover all my life.
4. Without you, my world has no color; Without you, there are no white clouds in my sky; Without you, my body has no soul; Without you, my life is only tragedy.
5. No clothing fits better than love; No decoration is more charming than love.
Whenever I feel depressed, I remember to smile and encourage, which makes me strong.
Whenever I shop in the supermarket behind you, I can feel your love for me. The chocolate you bought me is the most delicious in the world.
8. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right. If I am right, it means I don't have you. I would rather be wrong all my life.
9. If you are not beautiful, if you are not smart, if your legs are short and your waist is thick, it doesn't matter even if you are like a cow, because in the eyes of lovers, you will be beautiful.
10, time fiddles with your heartstrings and plays lingering love for you. No matter day or night, it has never changed, and it can stand all kinds of experiences. There is only one sentence: forever.
1 1. There are no deserts in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on.
12, gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you should be the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings.
13, I love you, but I dare not say, I am afraid to say, I will die immediately, I am not afraid of death, I am afraid that I will die, and no one loves you like me.
14, I don't know what love is, but I know I miss you and my heart hurts. They told me that this is love, so I know that the painful thoughts in my heart are called love.
15, I swear that 50 years later, I still love you as I do now.
16, my greatest hope in this life is to wash my feet in the same basin with you every day, so that we can't go anywhere.
17, I am a kiss and you are a buccal tablet. It's in your mouth, and your tongue has circled a thousand times. Sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste. Want to stay in my heart, every day is like a year. Once she has it, she wants nothing more.
18, I want to sublimate that little poem about love into an essay on life.
19, I miss you. Really, whenever I am free, I always unconsciously think of the days we spent together and fantasize about the scene where we met again. Although it is very dull, I can't help laughing every time I think about it. I really want you to stay with me all the time, so that I can see you often.
20. I am infatuated and never give up. Call my heart, my sweetheart, on behalf of my sincere heart, my hope, my kind heart and my dead conscience!
2 1, in any case, I will thank God for letting me meet you, because in our hearts: there is no gathering, no separation, only love.
22. I hope that one day, when there are azaleas everywhere, we will sit on the high mountain and among the beautiful flowers. I will put my hand in your palm and give you my heart.
23, a leaf buried a late autumn, a snowflake covered a winter, then, my initial temptation, is your spring brilliant? No matter how our love ends, I will always miss it.
24. We walk side by side on some roads, and we are the protagonists in some stories. We sang a song for such a long time, and what will never change is the persistence of love hidden in our hearts.
25. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.
Disgusting your girlfriend.
First, as natural as eating and sleeping every day, I am used to having you every day.
I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.
Third, feelings are so wonderful. I never believe in love at first sight. I began to believe that love at first sight is the light of love.
If I meet you, I will hold you tightly.
I am willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like the warm sun in early spring.
Six, in every night with your voice, you are no longer too lonely.
Seven, because, I am proving that I am in love with you.
I want to give my thoughts to the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you.
My dream is to realize all your wishes.
I'm beginning to like all the clothes you wear.
Holding you is a kind of happiness, kissing you is a kind of intoxication, and loving you is a kind of unforgettable, so I will exchange my life for this feeling!
Twelve, wait for you to determine the heart, then come to me.
Thirteen, I will hide you deeply in my heart.
Fourteen, time fiddles with your heartstrings and plays lingering love for you. No matter day or night, there has never been any change and it can stand all kinds of experience. There is only one sentence: forever!
Fifteen, there is only one name in the world, which makes me so concerned, like an invisible line, with one end firmly tied to the tip of my heart and the other end in your hand.
Only you can keep me from losing my temper.
Seventeen, there is no reason to love you, if there is a reason, it is because of your existence; Loving you is not negotiable. If it is negotiable, can I not love you?
I am waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy that loves you.
Nineteen, wife, hard work, prepare such a delicious meal for me every day and give me a warm home.
Suddenly I hope it's raining all over the world, and only I am by your side, holding an umbrella for you.
2 1. I sang the song of missing to the ocean, and the ocean gave this wish to the sky. The flowing clouds entrusted by the sky landed gently in front of your window, like a light rain. Do you know why it has changed so much recently? This is all because I miss you.
22. May my love not be your bondage, and our love will last forever.
If living is the greatest life that God has given me, then living without you is the greatest gift that God has given me.
I have surrendered unconditionally for you, so you can sign a love contract.
If you are gentle and disgusting to your girlfriend.
1, raindrops knock on the window, the wind blows away the dream, and only your appearance is still in my mind. In the meditation room in the dead of night, I have been for a long, long, long, long, long time. I gave up my half-life frivolity just to hold you and soar on the road of life. Dear, bless you and miss you.
2, weekend, holding hands, sweet all day; A small mouth and a kiss make the body and mind younger; A little hug brings warmth; A pair of small eyes can get drunk without drinking; Sticking a small ear is more intimate. I really want to see you!
3. Love, love, love you. I only love you in this life, close my eyes and hear the flowers of love, hold a wedding with white crayons, spend every season and never part.
Dear, I want to be close to you all my life, love you all my life, and love you all my life; In-laws are willing to know each other forever, and are willing to be with you forever.
5, love is not vanity, it should be shown off in front of everyone; Love is not a beautiful dress, it should be worn outside for everyone to enjoy; Love is not a task, we should have a confession to our relatives and friends.
6. When you approached me, I heard the sound of my own heartbeat; You left me, and I tasted the taste of missing; I'm in love with you. I know the magic of love, which fascinates me!
7, the food is delicious, and it will be tired after eating for a long time; No matter how comfortable you live, you will be tired after a long time. But only love you, never tired, never change!
8, the heart is like a leaf, floating away for you; There is a small hole in my heart, dripping with little affection; There are three words written on the heart wall: I love you; Others hang love on the corners of their mouths, and I put it in my heart; Honey, think about me more, so my heart can keep up.
9, baby: sleepy, want to sleep; If you are thirsty, drink water; Bored, don't worry; Dry, don't fire; Happy, want to be; Smile more; Care and accept; Lonely, hidden. Remember to have me around.
10, I have said that I miss you countless times, I love you ten thousand times, I care about you ten thousand times, and I miss you countless times. Dear, take good care of yourself and stay happy. I said every day.
1 1. When you get fat, you are Yang Yuhuan, and when you get thin, you are a beauty. It's good to be neither fat nor thin now. Therefore, no matter how your figure changes, I will love you all my life. Dear, don't care what others say, be yourself!
12. Put pure love on the whole paper every day. When you come back, I will decompress bit by bit and melt in your heart. That's my best diary!
13. If I were a rose, I would give you fragrance. If I were the sun, I would give you sunshine. If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; If I were your love, I would give you everything I have.
14, my kindness depends on you. You are happy, and I am happy. I wish you a happy day.
15, there is a hot girl at home, quick-tempered, straightforward, healthy and beautiful in vain. You are my white lady, and you love me all my life.
16, knowing each other is fate, knowing each other is meaning, cherishing each other is more important than friendship, knowing each other and cherishing each other, I would like to walk with you.
17, no matter how vague the dream is, it always lurks in our hearts, so that our mood will never be calm until the dream comes true. Good Night!
18, the camellias in the depths of spring are gorgeous, the deep lovesickness is written all over Shan Ye, the clear water is gurgling around, the soft affection is full of the blue sky, the smile is like a flower, and the sweetness is blooming in my heart. I will always be with you in this life, and I will love you all my life!
19, honey, don't you want to lose weight? At lunch, eat less rice and more vegetables. You'd better drink some soup before eating, so that you can fill your stomach first and then eat less.
The road of life is very long. Let me go with you. I want to build a sky of our own with you.
2 1, how many stars are there in the sky and how many girls are there in the world. But there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world.
22, a beautiful night, send my blessing, may my blessing wash away your fatigue of the day, let my smile bring you a good mood, don't forget to go to bed early, a good night will bring you a beautiful dream!
23. Once upon a time, I hesitated among various opinions. Once upon a time, I was lost in other people's words. Once upon a time, I lost the power to find happiness. Knowing your appearance, I have sunshine in my life, illuminating the road ahead. I love you!
24. The sky is blue when I miss you, it is warm when I miss you, it is urgent when I care about you, and I will take care of you when it is cold, dear, it is cold, and keeping warm is the first drop!
25. Life is sad occasionally. No big deal. With your sweet smile, your troubles will collapse in an instant, and your anguish will disappear in the blink of an eye. You are my pistachio, I want to cherish you. I want you to know: I love you more than ever!
26, always in the old songs, I will fully appreciate my warmth. The last romance is accompanied by simple old songs and true joys and sorrows.
27. Happy moments are half with you and half in dreams; The painful moment is half separation and half thinking of you silently.
28. When I met you, I lost my love immunity and became lovesick. In order to punish you, I will fight a love war, trap you in the whirlpool of love, torture you with gentle words, and never let you go out for the rest of my life.
29. A ray of sunshine in the morning is a warm greeting. Good morning! "Sunshine at noon" is a word that cares about time, okay? The silhouette of the sunset is a sincere confession, I love you.
30. How gloomy my world would be if I hadn't met you; How miserable my life would be if I didn't fall in love with you. You gave me light and hope. In order to repay you, I decided to protect you for life!
3 1. Falling in love with you is a mistake. I firmly believe that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.
32, send you a flower, I wish you beautiful; Send you a diamond ring, I hope you will be happy forever; Send you a candy, which means you are happy and healthy; Send you a message to remind you to add clothes in time. Baby, it's cold, keep warm!
33. Love a beautiful and kind you, never leave one, go hand in hand through thick and thin all your life, keep a lasting love and open an eternal flower. May we be happy forever!
34, a heart-to-heart meeting, a beautiful oath, we have experienced vicissitudes together, years, fleeting time, I weave a beautiful flower with wordless words, pin my blessing on your skirt, dear, when I can't see you, how are you!
35. I am willing to run to increase your happiness and work hard for your happiness. Your smile is my wealth, and your satisfaction is my beauty. Dear, I wish you happiness!
36. Maybe my smile is not bright enough, but it is enough to clear the haze of winter for you; Maybe my hands are not gentle enough, but I can still brush away the worldly dust for you! If fate arranges us to be together, I will cherish you.
37. No matter whether life is wandering or wandering, I will keep you in my heart, let deep feelings impact my heart every day, let my pulse beat all my thoughts, and let information convey the hope of loving you forever.
Dear, I sew care into my coat, I melt thoughtfulness into my underwear, I put blessings into my tie, I write greetings as short messages, and I pay more attention to life, work hard and stay healthy. Finally, I want to say a word, take care of yourself, because you are a family!
39. I am happy to see you, but I am sad when you leave! You smile at me happily and blush, but you are not happy. Everything is boring! A big basket of sweet words just wants to see you smile happily! Dear, I just want you to live a happy life!
40, love you for ten thousand years, is my pursuit; It is my wish to love you for a thousand years; Kissing you once is the happiest thing in my life!
4 1, night, bright moon, miss you, the light is on, miss you lovely; Letters, words, sent to you, to be honest, I hope you know that there is another one I have been thinking about you on such a night.
42. I heard that it will rain tomorrow. Baby, you should be prepared for rain. Wear thick clothes and take an umbrella.
43, baby, my love, my heart is with you; Your heartbeat is connected with my blood, and your pace is the rhythm of my life; Even if all the lovesickness turns to dust, I will never give up.
44. When we meet, we always nod. It is always difficult to say what we want to say. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.
45, in fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet, when your heart has a wish; In fact, life is very beautiful, as long as you are optimistic; In fact, I want to make you happy every day!
46. I ignored the time, because I ignored the distance when you appeared, because I ignored the rainy day when you appeared, because I ignored the language when you appeared, because I missed you all the time. Miss you.
47. Stop when you are tired, and my shoulder is waiting; When you are wronged, let your tears fall and wait in your chest. Baby, rose valentine's day, besides roses, I want to give you the love of my life.
48. All beauty comes from sincerity and frankness. Although happiness will be fleeting, it will last. A sincere blessing, a sincere greeting, I wish you happiness every day!
49. I heard tonight: ghosts wander, death rays reappear, and ghosts turn around. May the ghost hear my call and come to your bed in the middle of the night, touching your face with pale face and dry hands; Say good night to you for me!
50. It is necessary to miss you, it is inevitable to miss you, it is necessary to love you, and it is certain to bless you all the time: May you, my favorite, be happy every day and forever.
5 1, it takes one day to wait for a sunrise; It takes January to wait for the full moon; It takes a year to wait for a flower to bloom; Wait all your life and love you all your life. Love you forever.
52. When the flowers bloom, there will be a husband's reward. How can a beautiful woman smell good? After several winds, frost, rain and snow, it turned into the fragrance of all love. It's a privilege to be with you, to relieve the worries of a hundred years. If I love you, I will give you a brand-new world and live up to your expectations!
Thinking of you alone in a quiet night has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, so greedy that I didn't want to get up and indulge myself and possess your tenderness.
54. Life is long, accompanied by you, lingering infatuation, light life, graceful flowers, lingering thoughts, I miss you in the distance. I just want to kiss Yong 'an, laugh forever, warm my heart, love forever, dream forever round and sunshine forever!
55. Years leave marks, but life is not old. It is precisely because there is love and hope in life, family and friends, crying and laughing, caring and missing, even if there are more disappointments, our life is still brilliant.
56. Pick up all the sand by the sea, eager to find your trace; Trembling in the sea of people, as if rolling up turbulent rain in the wind, afraid of losing your news; No matter the ends of the earth, my soul is with you, and my love for you will never give up.
When autumn comes, all loneliness becomes autumn leaves. Only my heart is still in the treetops, and I refuse to fall, because I am waiting for you, waiting for you to come near me and fall with you.
58. All the time in my life has become colorful because of you; Because of you, all the troubles in my life have disappeared; With you, there is happiness and hope. You are so precious to me!
59. Holding hands together in the street for one year is love, and holding hands together for five years is affection; Holding hands together in the street for ten years is family affection. If we can still walk hand in hand after thirty years, it is love.
60. Keep the sweet taste in your heart, let the feeling of happiness last forever, put the hope of love in your infatuation, bravely carry it back, and cast the sweetness of your life with my deep blessing. May happiness never leave you!
6 1, don't ask how vigorous our love is, don't ask how sad our love is, don't ask if our love has an afterlife, just want our love to be flat and light in this life, and join hands for life.
62. Love is an illusion. When you sleep, your sweet smile will always appear in your dreams. Open your eyes and your beautiful image comes to mind. If one day, the illusion becomes a reality, I will love you all my life!
63. The sky is blue and the water is beautiful. I often miss your heart. I miss you for a long time, and it's a long way. I hope your feelings are myriad. Information is so short, care is so long. I hope this moment is accompanied by blessings. Dear, I love you forever!
64. Ask me what I like to do. Eat and sleep and miss you; Why does it hurt? Because my heart breaks into three parts, one misses you, the other misses you, and the other loves you alive.
65. The east wind brushed my cheeks with catkins, just like you snuggled in my arms gently. Elegant body fragrance with love words makes charm and romance float down. Whisper, whisper, I want you to be happy.
66. My heart is intoxicated with you, and I only love your beauty in this life; My heart flies high for you and tastes the good taste of love; My heart is tired for you and I don't want you to be too tired; My heart is sorry for you. You will always be my happy baby!
67. Titanic sailed into the ocean of love, and our love went with the wind. Your name is the beauty and sadness between poems; Your smile is a magnificent sunset glow on the sea; Your image is the most beautiful protagonist in my favorite movie.
68. Sincere feelings are silent, deep love is sweet, loving a person is happy, thinking of a person is warm, and holding her (his) hand is happy. Will you hold my hand this Valentine's Day?
69. Maybe I can't give you all the best things in the world, but I will definitely give you all my best things because there are only three words: I love you! Forever and ever!
70. Through thick and thin, with years, we have a colorful life, caring for each other, embracing each other sweetly, enjoying endless amorous feelings, singing and laughing all the way, greeting each other, making vows, making lifelong commitments and caring from beginning to end. Love you in this life is eternal!
7 1, when you are thirsty, I would like to make a bowl of herbal tea; When you fall asleep, I want to be a breeze; When I'm bored, I hope it rains in Mao Mao. Honey, don't be tired in hot weather. A little greeting is willing to dispel the summer heat and add coolness for you!
72. Without your news, life is particularly dull; It's always a long time without your news; Without your news, the sun is no longer as bright as before; Without your news, spring has lost the fragrance of birds and flowers!
73. Falling in love with someone is beautiful, happy and warm. No matter how cold it is outside, falling in love with you makes me warm all over. Let's warm each other and spend this winter together!
74. The brushes in spring are full of green, and each other's hearts are like blooming flowers. They seem to be singing a song, drunk with the floating clouds, and all the haze has been shaken off!
75. Forever is no longer a distant legend, because our hearts are soul mates; Eternity is no longer an ancient myth, because of our undying love. It is our agreement to hold your hand and grow old with your son, and it will remain the same in this life.
76. Xiawan, the harbor of the moon and the river of stars, you miss fishing in my heart; Summer bay, happy harbor, happy river, I am romantically fishing in your smiling street, and those who are willing to take the bait.
77. The little arrow of love, which embodies my lifelong vows, shoots into your soft heart, and you are destined to be the only one in my life. Even if my life can be formatted, you will always be a touch of tenderness in my heart.
78. My carelessness led me into the sad forest and walked on the street with beautiful shadows, and my heart was full of sadness. Please look into my panicked eyes, dear, and forgive me!
79. When I miss you, I close my eyes and imagine that you are by my side, your smile, your naughty and your lovely, but I find that I will always miss you, so I will always close my eyes and can't open them!
80. I don't want to be apart every minute. It's always too early to have you. I will always be with you, and your smile is my greatest expectation. My life is full of hope because of you, and my future is brighter because of you Dear, there is no reason to love you, I just want to love you forever!
8 1, endless ups and downs, just happy because of you; Countless storms are free and easy because of you; I can't appreciate the beauty of the world, but I am happy because I have it; Endless fate, love is flower of life. Love you wholeheartedly!
82. Sweetness is the pistachio in the journey of life. What I care about is the little love songs in the long years, and memories are the flowers in the story of time. Missing is happiness in tender memories; Love is holding hands, falling in love and walking together. Love you forever!
What did I say to my darling?
What did I say to my darling?
1, be an optimistic person, for all the people who care about and love you.
It is best for us to drink soybean milk every day, which is good for men.
Don't get angry when I am willful and childish. Let me be a little younger than you. If I go too far, you can tell me and I'll change.
4. Encourage me when I am not confident; Don't give up on me when I don't work hard; Remind me when I am lazy; Give me some advice when I am in trouble.
When I was bullied, you should come out to help me at the first time.
Don't hesitate to tell me when you encounter difficulties and setbacks. Maybe I can't help you, but I hope I can share it with you and listen to your anguish.
Kissing you in your sleep won't wake you up.
If possible, I want to go to the seaside for a holiday with you, so that we can feel the freshness of the sea breeze.
9. Learn to cook for you, and then watch you eat happily.
10, when it rains, we open an umbrella. I am eager to go with you.
1 1. I like you to call me a loving child, but you don't just treat me as a child who pursues you. I want to be your lover and a person who will accompany you for a lifetime.
12, I want to be the first reader and the most loyal reader of all your works.
13, I hope I can dream of you every night when I sleep and say good night to you in my dream.
14, when I am stupid, don't scold me, be patient, or I will feel inferior.
15, although I am not religious, I still want to thank God for letting me know you in the vast sea of people.
16, if one day you don't love me anymore, remember to tell me, and I will leave quietly and won't disturb your life again.
17, if something happens to me, find someone who loves you more than me and you'd better forget me. If you can't forget it, send me a bunch of flowers to my grave every birthday. I'd better visit my parents when I have time. I don't want them to be too lonely when I leave.
18, you have to keep smiling at me. I like to see you smile.
19, I will take care of you when you are sick, and I will make you feel that you are the happiest person in the world.
20. Your skin is not good. I will make a mask for you when I have time. Then listen.
2 1. You should wake me up or I should wake you up every morning, because I hope to see you as soon as I open my eyes.
22. Sit on a park bench with you, read our books and listen to our favorite music.
23. Go to church with you and watch you pray quietly.
24. Go shopping with you. You should follow my advice to buy clothes, because your handsome is for me. Don't doubt my aesthetic level.
25. Keep in touch with you when you go out, whether it's holding hands, supporting shoulders or supporting your waist. In short, I don't want to be apart from you except in special circumstances.
26. When I earn money to buy you candy, we will share the candy together, half for each person.
27. When you are old, you can still be moved by each other's love.
After dinner, we went out for a walk and found a quiet place to count the stars in the sky.
29. Don't think that I study poorly. I will study hard. For our future, I will study hard. Don't worry. When you meet a problem that I don't understand, explain it patiently, and don't laugh at me.
Don't lie to me. If you lie to me, I will be very sad.
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