New Year's Humor SMS

Wife is home, lover is flower; Pay the family and buy flowers with bonuses; Go home and see flowers when you are sick; I hope you remember to go home often in the new year, but don't forget to water the flowers.

I won't give you a gift this holiday, so I'll send you a short message. Health and happiness will always accompany you, let me tell you: the god of wealth has followed you!

Some things will not fade with the passage of time, and some people will not forget because they don't meet often. In my heart, you are my forever friend. On the occasion of the new year, I wish my friends peace and happiness!

I wish you all your hopes, dreams, expectations and contributions in the new year!

I wish you a happy new year, bright future, good luck, prosperous fortune, happy family, successful career, happiness like the East China Sea, and a long life than Nanshan!

I wish you more text messages in the new year, increase your confidence and have no misfortune. It's my pleasure to meet you!

Friends are always heart-to-heart, and intimate friends are worth thousands of dollars. Just thinking about wise friends, a little news brings good news. Look at friends, news and people, and always remember friends' hearts. Happy spring festival!

I wish you all the best in the new year, all the best, five blessings, prosperous fortune, windfall, prosperous fortune, rising step by step, prosperous business and success in the East and the West. Congratulations on getting rich!

Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy new year!

It takes three seconds for the stars to set, one day for the moon to rise, one year for the earth to rotate, 24 hours for missing someone, and a lifetime for loving someone, but only one second for a thoughtful blessing: Happy New Year!

Sincerely bless you, in the new year, all your expectations can appear, all your dreams can come true, all your hopes can come true, and all your efforts can come true! ! !

Hold a bunch of flowers, grab two handfuls of sunshine, buy four bottles of romance in France, six boxes of happiness in the United States, eight boxes of blessings in the United Nations, and cut ten cares from the bottom of my heart as a gift for you. Happy New Year, my friend!

I wish you: work is idle, you never lose money at cards, your savings are increasing, your pockets are full of dollars, your bed is full of beautiful women, you are full of energy and always complacent.

Bin Laden opposes terrorism, Bush kisses Saddam Hussein, and Sharon will give in tomorrow. If all three are satisfied, I won't wish you a new year.

Wine: Just like water in a glass. Drinking it is haunted. Stumbling in walking, quarreling at home, climbing into bed and impotence. You will regret it the next day. Did you drink it during the Spring Festival?

At this time of year, blessings will flood you like an ocean. I hope my blessing is like a canoe, carrying you through the wind and waves to the other side of success! Happy new year!

Let the Spring Festival bring my blessing. I wish you a smooth sailing, two dragons playing with pearls, three suns opening Thailand, four seasons making a fortune, five blessings, June 6th, seven stars holding the moon, spring breeze all around!

Spring Festival is coming, Zhu Jun: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Every day, wow, haha! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching

A short message attracts so much attention only because it carries a deep blessing. I wish my friends a happy New Year and a happy family.

I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in the warm spring! I want sunny winter to melt the cold ice and snow! I want to make people who read short messages happy in the new year!

Please open the window, let the wind of Spring Festival blow into your house, let the snow of Spring Festival fly into your house, and let my Spring Festival wishes float into your heart.

Tianzeng life, spring is full of kung fu. Three sheep open Thailand to send good luck, and Five Blessingg's financial resources are rolling in. I wish you a happy new year, happiness and health! !

I miss my hometown and you very much. The Spring Festival is coming. Are you okay?

Spring breeze fills you; Your family cares about you; Love nourishes you; Friends are loyal to you; I am here to bless you; The lucky star will shine on you forever. Sincerely bless you: Happy New Year!

Bless you: there will always be blessings at the door, and auspicious clouds will gather in the Spring Festival!

There are many happy events and happy family reunions when the Spring Festival comes. Happy mood, many friends, good health and happiness; Everything goes well, and there are many auspicious businesses in the new year; I wish you all the best! More! More!

Looking up is spring, looking down is autumn. May all happiness follow you. Happy new year!

I wish you a happy new year, all the best, good luck in the new year, peace throughout the year, happiness forever, all the best and sweet love. The job is comfortable and the salary is satisfactory. I wish you good luck in the new year, have a good time, pick up girls and make a fortune. Overtime will be paid in US dollars, bonus will be paid in euros and red envelopes will be paid in Hong Kong dollars.

My New Year's resolution: From now on, you are only allowed to love me, spoil me, don't lie to me, do everything you promise me, and be sincere in everything you say to me.

If you will smile happily in your dream, I will tell the moon that I will bring my blessing to you on a certain night in a certain month: Happy New Year, my friend!

A short message, a sincere greeting, represents caring and missing, and contains blessing and encouragement. I wish you a happy new year and a happy family!

If you miss it, you can't finish talking; A caring heart will never change; Sincere friendship will never be forgotten. May my blessing surround you, Happy New Year and all the best!

I haven't heard your voice for a long time, and no one has listened to my heart-to-heart talk for a long time. I really miss you in the days when snowflakes are flying. I wish you a happy new year!

Carrying our achievements, 2008 passed, and 2009 came with our hopes. Xxxx, together with all the staff, extends holiday greetings to hard-working workers from all walks of life, holiday congratulations to compatriots from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, overseas Chinese and international friends who care about China's socialist construction, thanks to netizens who have continuously created income for China Telecom and China Netcom, and sincere wishes to comrades who came to Blessing Network by chance! You have worked hard! You created the miracle of China Internet in 2008! 2009 will also belong to you! Comrades! It's time to give in!

It takes three seconds for the stars to set, one day for the moon to rise, one year for the earth to rotate, 24 hours for missing someone, and a lifetime for loving someone, but only one second for a thoughtful blessing: Happy New Year!

I wish you a happy new year, happiness and peace all your life. I wish every wish in your life can come true. Happy New Year!

Please think twice about your relatives during the festival. Mom and Dad, take good care of yourself in the new year.

The bell of the Spring Festival is about to ring. May this auspicious bell bring peace, happiness, health and happiness to you and your family! Happy new year.

I'd like to invite you to come and wish you a happy new year in the poetic festival.

Send you a 100% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+touching, manufacturer: sincere friends.

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Happy new year! The new year is coming, and everything is beautiful here! Happy New Year to you and your family! Good health! You did a good job. Good luck!

I wish you a happy new year and all the best. Bad luck goes away, and good luck is proud; Beautiful spring and white snow, magnificent blessings; Everything is yangguan avenue!

At the beginning of the new year, longevity comes.

I wish you a new year: good luck is with you, the god of wealth is with you, the beautiful car belongs to you, bad luck hides you, and happy events surround you!

Don't bitter yourself, the New Year is more precious.

Give you a holiday to make you happy, give you a little sunshine to make you brilliant, give you a greeting to keep you warm, and give you a hat to float? I wish you a happy new year and step by step promotion!

A shadow is lonely, two roses are fresh; A kind of mood, often looking forward to how vast two days are; Why do I always miss the little fool who is reading the text message? Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Happy new year, crazy!

A green leaf, full of its friendship with the root; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes for you. Another good start-the new year has begun. I wish you success and happiness forever.

The new year is coming. Do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me very much? I didn't press it until I said I wanted to. Press it again! I didn't expect you to think of me like this. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to help me take care of a person who is reading a short message and wish that person peace and happiness forever.

Pack a bag of sunshine, two handfuls of sea breeze, and make a few kilograms of self-made blessings to ask people to buy some happiness in the United States. France bought two bottles of romance, and cut some worries from the bottom of my heart as gifts for you. I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

I hope that in the new year, you will have a higher position than responsibility, stay close to home with more money, sleep until dawn every day, get cramps in your hands, spend money to receive gifts, and others will work overtime for a raise!

In class, you are the boss; On occupation, you are a white-collar worker; On ability, you are the backbone; As far as talent is concerned, you are an elite. Therefore, we all sincerely praise you: old, white, bone and refined! Ha ha ha ... Happy Spring Festival.