Love humor whispers: A medicine can cure your disease of giggling when you see text messages!

1. I was a member of the Communist Party in 1949. I was arrested on 27. The first day they beat me, I couldn’t do anything. The second day they gave me money and I still couldn’t do anything. On the third day, they offered me a girl, and I took it. On the fourth day, I still wanted to take it. Damn it, I was liberated.

2. Don’t move! Underworld inspection! Those who know me stand on the left, those who don’t know me stand on the right! Those who wanted to laugh stood in the middle, while others stared at their phones! right! Just you! Put down your phone and hold your head in your hands! Listen; make me happy on New Year's Day!

3. When you see this text message, I have already left. I will travel to the ends of the world until I find a medicine that can cure your disease of giggling when you see this text message!

4. Wash your hands before eating and after using the toilet, line up to get in the car and go one by one. If you want a girlfriend, shout out after reading the text message!

5. The butterfly said to the bee: You are so stingy. You pretend to be full of sweet words but are reluctant to give them to me. Bee said: Humph, you are still talking about me. Why don’t you send me a text message with two antennas so long on your head?

6. Are you lonely? If so, then go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and go to the top of the building to wave the stick when the wind blows. When people ask you what you are doing, just say: I have a seizure!

7. Now hurry up and watch CCTV. Zhao Benshan was killed in a bomb. The police blocked the entire Northeast. 19 people died, 32 were injured, 11 were missing, and 1 was deceived! I heard you are quite smart. Do you know who I am?

8. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to be lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to stay young forever? ——Stop thinking nonsense, wash your feet and go to sleep!

9. Occasionally being busy does not mean forgetting; with the arrival of winter, I hope you are in a good mood; I will make up for the missed greetings this time: all the care is condensed into this message, I wish you a Merry Christmas!

10. I will give you a happy flower and keep it in your mobile phone. It will bring you good luck! But remember to sprinkle some water on your phone frequently. The flowers inside need to be watered!

11. Lying in bed and reading the letter you wrote to me, the sadness in my heart surged. The words in the letter stung my heart like an ice pick. The letter said: The money will be returned to you next month!

12. God releases snowflakes to let you put away your troubles; cold wind closes the windows to let you spread warmth; I send my blessings and greetings to make your coming year smoother and ahead of schedule. Happy New Year!

13. I heard that you were abducted and trafficked, which really scared me. Although you are a child, you are harmless to society. Who is so bold and dares to sell you? I am really worried for him. , it’s weird to sell it!

14. I heard that you were traveling to Xishuangbanna and encountered a group of wild boars on the way. The tourists immediately took out food and money. The wild boars were unmoved, but you took out only With some ID cards, a group of wild boars knelt down and cried bitterly: Boss, we have found you.

15. You see my infatuation in your eyes, you remember my diligence in your eyes, my true love stays in your eyes, I look into your eyes affectionately, wow! What a big piece of eye droppings!

16. Acquaintance is the most precious fate, missing is the most beautiful mood, knowing each other is the tacit understanding of congeniality, and blessing is the most sincere greeting. No matter when and where you are, don't look away and take my blessings with you. Peerless love talk: Although infatuation is a disease

Although infatuation is a disease, it can easily be touted by outsiders as a certain will or belief. Maybe many people have a mentality of sympathizing with the weak and losers, and tend to have some recognition or praise for the infatuated people. Even if they don't agree, they can't bear to add insult to injury. Just like the so-called sincerity, gold and stone are opened. The infatuated person will be able to maintain it in this environment, and eventually become a cocoon of himself, imprisoned for life by the love he has woven.

Through the girl full of candles, I vaguely saw the Mona Lisa approaching in the dream, floating from the rising candle flames, and projecting on the innocent and beautiful smile of the girl. . I suddenly had a strange idea that the girl like water must be the incarnation of the white snowflakes outside the window. Otherwise, how could a girl like water have such radiant beauty? That moment must have been the most gorgeous moment I have ever encountered in my life.

Emotions are very strange. When you are very involved, the other person is very detached. When you are very detached, the other person is very involved. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness. Because of expectations, one will be disappointed. Because of love, one will have expectations. So even if one is disappointed, it is also a kind of happiness, although this kind of happiness is a bit painful.

If he says he no longer loves you, believe him. At any time, tell yourself that it is lucky for someone who doesn't love you to leave. Believe that you will get better. Be kind to yourself and make your life exciting. It is to make your life more exciting. Rather than making someone regret it.

Since you can't accept a breakup, even if someone breaks up with you, I think the reason is no longer important. Persistence is the best part of this relationship. Unless, you still care about the reasons; unless, you are not a perseverant person at all. Do you care about the reasons? Are you persistent enough?

I can pay for you, I can change for you, I can give up for you, I can do whatever you want for you, I can get rid of bad habits for you, I can learn for you not to complain, I can help you. You are no longer angry, it can make you no longer self-righteous, it can make you less hypocritical, and it can open up the sky for our communication for you. I believe in you, love you, and rely on you. Love is perfect under the moonlight. Love must be given to be beautiful.

Over the years, I have had many opportunities to confess to you, but I have never been able to muster the courage. I dare not confess to you, for fear of disturbing the tranquility of your world, and for fear that my accidental appearance will affect your life. My love finally prevails in the fateless mode. I can't be with you for life, I can only face you across the sea. For this, I will regret it for the rest of my life.

We cannot be friends after breaking up because we have hurt each other, and we cannot be enemies because we have loved each other deeply, so we have become the most familiar strangers. Knowing that you will lose, knowing that this is a lifelong promise, in order to get the other person and make the other person happy, you also make a promise. Love is a process of pursuing no, when you complain that it is too much, it is the time that you don't love him.

When you get married, you love this person and then take him or her away. If they love you too, they will follow you even if they go through hardships all over the world... But many people want to look at each other's family background, their parents, their appearance, their job, and even their zodiac sign. They use horoscopes. How funny it is to decide whether you love the other person or not. Love is the compatibility of two people's hearts; marriage is the compatibility of values ????and lifestyle; everything else is an external thing.

The happiest place in life is the emotional network we have built over time. Happiness means that when I am hungry and see other people holding meat buns in their hands, they are happier than me; when I am cold and see others wearing thick cotton-padded jackets, they are happier than me; when I want to go to the hut, there is a trap. If you squat there, you will be happier than me.

Although our love is not as vigorous as in the classics, it is enough to touch our hearts. I will use my sincerity to accompany you for the rest of my life and take good care of you. Until the end of time, I will love you without end.

When we are in our youth, we will always look into the distance again and again unconsciously, full of longing for the road in the distance, although it flickers and appears, full of confusion. Sometimes it feels like being surrounded by thick fog, and only you can understand the confusion and helplessness. Although I am a little lonely, even though I am confused and helpless, I still face it bravely, because this is my youth, it is not other people’s, it belongs only to me.

If every butterfly is the soul of a flower, every reincarnation is just to find the grateful destination deep in one's heart. Then, in the next life, let me come to find you, let my eyes see through your happiness and sadness, and promise you a prosperous Tang Dynasty in my tears. When we meet again, I just want to smile at each other, say "Long time no see" softly, say everything, and sing a song for each other to stay together forever.

Realistic sad sentences about mood phrases: Missing is a disease, a disease that cannot be cured

Since you can’t do it yourself, don’t force others to do it

Everyone cannot be perfect, and will have some flaws in the eyes of others

If you love life, life will love you, that’s how life is

Life is so long, we have to do something Spend time with meaningful things

There was once a true love, that was first love, first love is always beautiful

I just want to spend this life with you, even if there are No matter how many ups and downs there are

The person I used to be is no longer there, and the person I am now is still unfamiliar

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Everyone changes, and they will continue to change

You never know, there is always someone watching you silently

We agreed to go together , but you still left me first

I was very happy just because I was always with you

It’s not that I don’t want to have love, I’m just afraid of the harm caused by love

Now that we have made a promise, let us spend time happily together

In my heart, you are mine, you are the love of my life

I just want to be with you for the rest of my life, but you never gave me a chance

Time is the most basic bargaining chip for success. Only by spending time can you see the light of success

Love is such a wonderful feeling, always hidden in my heart

You just accidentally touched my loneliness, but I thought you would understand me and give me happiness

You are My exclusive one in this life, I am afraid of every second I leave you

You are just a passer-by in my life, but you have always been in my mind

We once loved each other in those years, but Love has come to an end

I have wanted to freeze time more than once, just to keep the moment with you

I only want to love one person in my life, and there is only one person in my heart. People

Missing you is a disease, a disease that cannot be cured

After we separated, you became a hurdle that I have never been able to overcome. You have always existed in my world

Falling in love with you made me betray myself, but in the end I still couldn’t get your sincerity

Although you don’t love me, I believe you will fall in love with me one day

Trying to pretend to be strong just to pretend to be strong in front of you

We can’t be together after all, maybe our meeting is just a prank from God

Although I I love you very much, but I still don’t have the courage to say it.

The tighter I hold on, the faster I lose. Now I finally understand the truth of this sentence

If your heart is relieved, there is no need to suffer. own. If you let go of love, you don’t have to remember yesterday

I wish I could grow old with you accidentally, but you didn’t give me a chance

There were so many obstacles that I thought I couldn’t get past , now it has passed after all

Happiness is accumulated bit by bit, the crystallization of hard work

Just because I don’t want to go back to the past doesn’t mean I no longer want to You have just passed

We once loved each other, but it was like three autumns apart in a moment

Let go, when he leaves, maybe your life has just begun

It's just that happiness has gradually come to an end

Time really can't wait, what is lost is forever

My promise is only to you, you will be the love of my life

I thought you would wait for me where you are, but when I look back I see you have changed beyond recognition

Don’t wait until I feel tired before you tell me how much you love me

As long as you By my side, everything in front of me will be beautiful

We have been together in those years and walked a happy road together

Although I cannot let everyone Trust, but I will try my best to make you trust

Even if you don’t say some words, others will know what they mean. The most beautiful love words on campus: Every future I imagine has you< /p>

1. It is difficult for me to make do with the people I meet, so I just want to keep them as my own

2. I hope that people who live in my heart will also live in my home in the future.

3. Good love is always the effort of two people, rather than the compromise of one person.

4. I hope you are just late instead of getting lost and turning a corner towards someone else.

5. Because I don’t know if we will have a next life, that’s why I will work so hard in this life to give you the best.

6. If I could have super powers, I would light up the dark corners of your heart, beat the monsters away, and sneak some candy into them.

7. Love is to find that special person, that person who can always rely on, to share happiness and pain, to be a partner, a lover, and a friend.

8. I hope that I will always like you, love you, be persistent and determined. Then, when you are old, I can’t walk anymore, and I will tell you with a grin and wrinkles: Look , I have liked you forever.

9. What should you do if two people have been together for a long time and there is no sense of freshness anymore? Freshness is when two old people experience new things together, rather than always having new people experience old things.

10. Stay with worthy people year after year.

11. The person you really love always makes you angry, but you can't find out what he has done wrong.

12. I want to hug you across the distance instead of holding my phone and saying I miss you.

13. Maybe the fluttering of the heart is not love, but the determination is. It is not meeting you at the best time, but the best time after meeting you.

14. I’m not afraid of waiting, I’m just afraid that I won’t be without you until the end.

15. Every future I imagine has you.

16. I just want simple companionship, unconditional trust, and visible care.

17. I can’t think of any other word other than lucky to meet you, and it’s an honor to be loved.

18. In terms of love, everyone probably wants to find someone who understands them.

19. What you like may not be suitable for you, but the one by your side is always the best. May someone treat you as before, love you to the core, and never let you down.

20. What matters is not how good he is but how good he is to you

21. The person who sincerely waits for you will always wait sincerely; he is unwilling to wait for you People always hold other people's hands as soon as they turn around.

22. May you always be my armor. Whether I am stable or wandering, I will feel at ease with you.

23. When you are here, it is like turning on the function of automatically blocking other people.

24. Don’t love too hard. Breaking up with two wrong people may create happiness for four people.

25. No one wants me except you. It’s just that I don’t want anyone but you.

26. Relationships are not about finding the best person but finding the person who treats you best

27. I hope that the person you like in the future will not make you cry or let Even if you are wronged, don’t ignore you, respond to you, and even more, like you.

28. If you are hot, I will advance. If you are cold, I will retreat. If you are neither salty nor weak, I may not be deeply in love with you.

29. Some people teach you to be gentle and mature, but those who truly love you will only teach you to be a child.

30. There will always be someone who is right for you, at the right time. , the right place is waiting for you. May we all find the most suitable person to spend our lives with. It is my luck to meet you in the most beautiful years.

31. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you. The greatest hope is to have you accompany me in my madness for the rest of my life.