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Humorous greetings for the new year

Whether you are in school or entering society, everyone is familiar with blessings. Blessings can bring warmth and good mood to people. So what kind of blessings are considered good blessings? The following are humorous greetings for the new year that I have carefully compiled. They are for reference only. You are welcome to read them. Humorous New Year Blessings Part 1

1. Happy New Year! Please scroll down. Keep turning...keep turning...you are so good! So obedient!

2. New Year is here, eat a big meal, drink less, eat more vegetables, if you can’t reach it, stand up, someone will respect you, play tricks, if you can’t eat, take it back!

3. You didn’t invite me to dinner in the past year. How about it? New Year's greetings? You're welcome, I'm satisfied with a thousand dollars per table! Happy New Year!

4. Happy New Year! My best wishes to you: God bless you! Allah cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! If you ask for clouds, you will get clouds; if you ask for rain, you will get rain. Live and drink, gold everywhere.

5. I wish you: unstoppable luck in playing cards, the leopard and the golden flower, others stare at you with a smile, and you receive money from others.

6. People are still the same, things are still the same, it is another year; whether you think about it or forget it, it is ordinary; today is good, tomorrow will be better. I sincerely wish you a happy new year!

7. The New Year’s bell evokes a deep and grand echo between heaven and earth. At this moment, let us welcome the coming of spring together with our best wishes.

8. Meeting by chance is not easy. Maybe it was destined by fate, it would be a pity to miss it. I know that lovesickness is painful, and it is hard to express my feelings. New Year is coming again, when will I see you?

9. Throw away the confusion in your heart, wipe away the sadness in your eyes, and wish you a happy new year! A new year and a new road, let’s go, flowers are blooming in front of you!

10. The New Year is here. I wish you meet hungry ghosts at work, drunkards after get off work, and are surrounded by perverts. Anyway, they are all dead ghosts. Little devil, I also wish you look more like the devil!

11. I wish you good fortune, partial wealth, windfall wealth, and abundant wealth; good luck in family, friendship, and personal relationships; I wish you good luck in officialdom, wealth, and love affairs.

12. When you see this message, luck has befallen you, the God of Wealth has entered your home, and glory and wealth are not far away from you. Hope you have a happy new year!

13. White clouds are closest to the blue sky, flowers are closest to spring, hard work is closest to harvest, and pursuit is closest to dreams. If you receive my text message in the Year of the Dog, happiness is closest to you.

14. The new year is here again. I would like to say hello to you. May everything go well in your office, may your life be better and better, may you have good luck every day, may you become more handsome as you grow older, may gold come out of your home, and banknotes grow on your walls. And laugh every day.

15. In the Year of the Dog, I wish you: No little beans on your face, no pork belly on your body, and a big flower hat on your head. This year and next year will always be a flower, give birth to a fat baby soon!

16. As the New Year arrives, I wish you all smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three sheep prospering, peace all year round, five blessings coming, six and six fortunes, seven stars shining high, wealth coming from all directions, ninety-nine concord, and perfection.

17. Welcome the new year and bid farewell to the old one. I wish you new harvests in the new year. May you get rich on the Marlboro Road, your career climb the Hongta Mountain, your lover be better than Ashima, and your wealth be spread all over Greater China.

18. As the New Year approaches, I wish you to be: a laid-back rat, a powerful ox, a mighty tiger, an obedient rabbit, a noble dragon, an auspicious horse, a thousand-mile horse, a docile sheep, a smart monkey, a diligent chicken, a loyal dog, and a happy pig. !

19. The God of Wealth asked me to tell you, be kind to people, especially the person who sent this message to you. Always make this person happy, treat this person to dinner and give generous gifts. Only the God of Wealth can Will take care of you.

20. Happy New Year, I wish you: good health, all the best, a happy family, a happy life, a successful career, a house full of jewels, long life and wealth, great wealth, invincibility, and invincibility!

21. New Year’s weather forecast: Banknotes will fall in a large area around the New Year, including North American banknotes in Northeast China, rubles in northwest China, British banknotes in Central and South China, checks in some areas in the southeast, and gold bars in some areas!

22. Smile is fire, happiness is firewood, happiness is the pot, and wishes are the ribs; use the fire of smile to light the happy firewood, and burn the red pot of happiness to cook fragrant ribs for you. Happy New Year to you!

23. New Year’s weather forecast: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, fog, love dew, clouds, happy clouds, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail, happy flashes, they will accompany you A whole year.

24. The mouse clicks on the New Year, the keyboard writes true feelings, Yi Meier delivers the good news, Intel is in love with the Olympics, the five rings join hands with Beijing, the five lucky babies come to the door, wishing you a happy new year, and family reunion Sing peace.

25. New Year is coming, New Year is coming, have achievements, don’t be proud, have failed before, don’t die, work hard together, fire cannon, good luck, fall from the sky, share together, everyone is happy. Good luck every day, may the stars shine every day!

26. Worship, hearts are connected, and the distance will span forever. Say hello to each other, the love will be connected, and the family and friendship will increase. Goodbye, may you be blessed with joy, and may good things come to you. Wish you good luck and good fortune in the Year of the Dog!

27. The lingering sound of the New Year has not faded yet, and the celebration of the Lantern Festival has come again. In this happy moment of sharing together, text messages are also shared together. I wish you a good meal, fun and happiness on the Lantern Festival night! Happy Lantern Festival!

28. I just went to the bank and withdrew countless good luck gold, happy jewelry, safe jadeite, successful stocks, and health funds. Don't say anything, just give it all to you, because I want to raise the "money" and wish you a happy New Year!

29. Xu Dong! Raise your hands, those you know stand on the left, those you don’t know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Talking about you! Put down your phone quickly, stand against the wall with your head in your hands, and listen carefully to me: Happy New Year!

30. Friends are always connected heart to heart, and close friends are worth a thousand pieces of gold; I miss my good friends under the light, and send good news through small text messages; I see friends as I see them, and never forget my friends. Happy New Year!

31. I take out a coin and toss it. If it lands on heads, you will be happy forever; if it lands on tails, you will be happy forever. But it stood up! If God says there is nothing we can do about it, just let you be happy for the rest of your life!

32. With the coming of the New Year, you should live a life that is better than a well-off one, always enjoy happiness and good health, be as strong as steel, be sweet as a pair, never leave the sauce, garlic, onion and ginger, everything you eat will be fragrant, and finally, I wish you become a Fortune 500 company.

33. Tathagata sends blessings, Guanyin sends children, Zhuge Liang sends wisdom, Athena sends beauty, Li Shizhen sends health, and Marshal Zhao Gong sends gold ingots; I have waited for twelve years, and thought for 365 days, to give one Big Cat: I wish you good luck in the Year of the Dog!

34. Another year of hard work, busy working to make money; you and I have little contact, but in the blink of an eye, it is the New Year again, and I sent a text message with sincerity: I hope you can earn more salary, Full bonuses; happiness every day, happiness every year!

35. I wish you great wealth, as much hair as a fat pig; good health, as strong as a bear; sweet love, as beautiful as a bee; good luck, as abundant as ox hair; and a prosperous career. , Flying higher and higher like a roc!

36. Before the New Year arrives, blessings arrive first; before family members arrive, greetings arrive first; before red envelopes arrive, blessings arrive first; before firecrackers arrive, thoughts arrive first. I hope that in the new year you will be safe, have abundant financial resources, and have more than you need every year.

37. I was said to be ruthless and unjust, but I still sent a ten-cent text message, wasting battery power and risking my life by electromagnetic radiation. I did not consider the consequences. Happy New Year to you! Happy New Year!

38. Happy New Year! Magpies climb the branches to celebrate the festival, and proud snow and red plum blossoms bring spring to life. We gather together from all corners of the world and laugh happily together. When the end of the twelfth lunar month, spring returns to everything, purple swallows will build their nests with mud in their mouths.

Bathed in the spring breeze with contentment and happiness, the year of Mao will reach a higher level.

39. Four blessings: Booking a New Year’s Eve dinner on New Year’s Eve, hailing a taxi when you go out, visiting each other to get lucky money, and having a holiday from the first to the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year; I wish you good fortune, windfall, and abundant wealth; family and friendship Personal love, love as you wish!

40. It’s the New Year, and I haven’t sent you any beautiful winter clothes; no romantic poems; no expensive gifts; and no joy of roses. I only wish you gentle blessings and please remember: I wish you all the best in the New Year!

41. The New Year is coming. I wish you can giggle secretly at work, be lively and lively after get off work, hum a tune without realizing it, make noises in the morning, sleep with a snort at night, and wake up. I was shocked, the pillow was full of banknotes!

42. Special reminder for the New Year: Do not act as a "Liangshan hero" at the wine table; do not perform "life and death" after drinking; do not light "beacon smoke" (smoking) at home. I wish you a happy new year.

43. Lovers are roads, friends are cattle. There is only one road in life, and there will be many cattle on the road. Don’t go the wrong way when you are rich, don’t sell your cattle when you are short of money, and don’t get lost when you are happy. , feed the cows during rest. Happy New Year in advance!

44. New Year’s weather forecast: RMB is falling in the evening, there are checks in the northwest, gold nuggets in some places, and scattered dollars to euros in the middle of the night. Please wear a helmet, prepare a sack, and prepare to make a fortune! I wish you a happy new year with money!

45. I am afraid that I will get up late tomorrow, so I have reserved the first ray of sunshine in the new year for you. I wish you a happy new year! I wish you the first morning breeze of the New Year and wish you all the best! I reserve the first bird song of the new year for you, may all your wishes come true!

46. New Year’s wishes: Inexpensive things, one-way charges, delicious food every day, not drunk after a thousand cups, not tired at work, get an A in the exam, original couple, not afraid of PK, sweet life, no thieves in the world, heaven and earth Auspicious, harmonious society, no one is left behind.

47. Celebrate the New Year with the sound of firecrackers, everyone’s smiling face is better than the dragon’s face, the dragon is flying and the tiger is in high spirits, every family has new clothes and new hope, the dragon and phoenix appear to ensure safety, everything goes well and wealth continues. I wish you good luck in the Year of the Dog, lots of good things, and sweet dreams!

48. Pain is best for others, happiness is your own; trouble will be temporary, friends are always eternal; love is managed with heart, and there is no big deal in the world. Happy New Year!

49. The dolphin wants to give the angel a kiss, but the sky is too high. The angel wants to give the dolphin a kiss, but the sea is too deep. I want to give you a hug, but it’s too far away. I can only send you a text message. Tell you gently: Happy New Year.

50. At the beginning of the year, information spreads. The meaning is good, wishing you a happy new year. Not much information, unlimited love. A prosperous career and a happy family. Good health, more money. Respect the elders and love the young. Have many friends and form good relationships. Laughter, forever.