Excerpts from sentences that amuse boyfriends.

1, I like you. I miss you through the screen. Everything in the world is medicine, and only you are a good prescription. If there is no harmony in a family, the family will fall into chaos. 4. May the wind blowing through me surround you, that is, hug you for me with the wind. Either you don't like me or you like me very much. I love you not only because of your looks, but also because of the happiness when I am with you. I think we will be happy in the future, just as we are envied by others. 8. In my decadent days, you pulled me out of death. 9. I would like to be a supporting role in your play. The premise is that this supporting role is irreplaceable. 10, people come and go, I just want to see you once. 1 1. Why don't you like me? Can you teach me? I don't want to like you either. 12, love is the entanglement of fingers until the end of time. 13, the only thing I didn't do well was to say "I love you". 14, I will think of you when I do what I want, since I love you so much. 15, come here, I have a love, I want to talk to you. 16, take care of you with love and make you feel happy. 17, I love you, hold hands with you sweetly, and walk happily together. 18, I don't want to be a good person or a bad person, I just want to be your sweetheart. 19, give you a solid arm when you are tired. Don't be afraid. 20. I never liked compromise, but I compromised for a long time with the cleanest sincerity. 2 1, you said you were worried about loneliness in the future, so I crossed the mountains and rivers and ran to you. As long as I can be by your side, I will love you forever. I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you. . . 24. I only hold your hand in my life. . . Because having you in this life is enough. . . 25, love is easy to control their emotions, let you cry for a while, let you laugh for a while. 26. The people I met in my life are not as beautiful as you. I didn't ask you to do anything interesting, so please marry me. I am on your side. 28. I always wanted to give you the best in the world, only to find that the best in the world is you. 29. It is said that the seas run dry and the rocks rot for too long, and the vows of eternal love are too great. I just want to be an ant on the line with you, a prisoner locked by love. 30. What can move me is never rhetoric, but just a gentle and sincere heart. Excerpts from sentences that amuse boyfriends 2 1. At that time, we walked quietly on the road in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, so young to come out to release pigs! 2. One day when you were walking in the street, someone stopped you and called you ugly. You denied it and got a beating: hypocrisy! I was stopped the next day and called you ugly. You admit being beaten: you are not modest! On the third day, I was stopped again and didn't dare to respond. I was beaten even worse: revenge is so shameful! ~ 3, honey, do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more! 4. Let's elope! Just the two of us, I hug you. If you want to be good, sleep in my arms. I love you so much, but don't make any noise! ! Or the stewardess will scold me and say? Dogs are not allowed in the car. A pig and a penguin were put in the refrigerator at minus 20 degrees Celsius. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either! 6. At the moment I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me suddenly made me understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig! 7. Can you talk to me? In a bad mood, I just quarreled with my friend! Do you know that?/You know what? I had such a fierce argument with them that I almost got into a fight, because they said you looked like a monkey and some people said you looked like an orangutan, which was too much. They didn't treat you like a pig at all! ! 8. A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? ! 9. Pig Bajie went to South Korea for beauty treatment and became the Song of Shuai Shuai, so he went to a nightclub to find a beautiful woman. After the rest, Pig Bajie asked the beautiful woman, Do you know how ugly I used to be? I'm Pig Bajie! ! The beauty is frightened: second brother, I am Lao Sha! ! (More exciting in Huashan Health Network) 10, the wolf came to the pigsty, which was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. 1 1 A long time ago, a fisherman caught a thousand-year-old turtle essence by the Songhua River. Strangely, there was a crisp sound from the tortoise. He saw the old tortoise take out his mobile phone from its shell and stare at the glans to read the text message. 12, crying silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight. 13, can I have two one-inch photos of you? This is not a permanent souvenir. I'm going to put it on my socks, so people will think I'm wearing crocodile! Hehe @ 14, not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it 15. You find someone who is worthy of your love. I don't know you and your feelings well enough. I know that some things can't be forced and some distances can't be crossed. Just like yesterday, I can't believe you ran off with someone else for a bone! 16, tortoise and rabbit race, pig as referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast? 17. After seeing the Three Kingdoms, the tiger went to catch wild boar. Seeing that there were no pigs in the pigsty, he touched his beard and said, "Empty city plan". When he turned around, he saw a dead pig in the animal trap. He was frightened and suddenly saw you again. He was overjoyed and said, "Oh, there is a honey trap"! 18, there will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly! 19, when Tang Priest took a short rest with three disciples, Tang Priest took a look at Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read text messages!" 20. Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!