20 19 hilarious signature collection.

Complete works of funny personality signature.

1, I'm not green tea, so I don't have a chance to have another bottle.

2, how many sentences I love you, and finally I love you.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

If anyone bothers me to sleep during the day, don't even think about it at night.

I once passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in ~

I just want to hear you say: Baby, I can't live without you.

7. There is a kind of trouble, which is often more troublesome than when a woman comes to her period.

8. I'm not a fucking iron man, and I get tired after taking the initiative for a long time.

9. Sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.

10, time has changed us and bid farewell to simplicity.

1 1, can't find the direction of friendship, can't see the appearance of love.

12, I came as soon as I sang wolf, and you ran away as soon as you sang wolf!

13, there is a number that you always remember, but you have never called or sent a text message.

14, how many people are doing something like me, holding their chin in their left hand and holding a mouse in their right hand, looking at their hearts? .

15, what is the most annoying thing? It's most annoying to have a child around when playing computer ~

16. Try to find your own way.

17, the most heartbreaking feeling is not lovelorn, but when I gave my heart to you, you were cheating on me.

18, shout with me, sing with me, play with me, and go crazy with me.

19. Successful people influence others, while unsuccessful people are influenced by others.

20. There is nothing wrong with love. The mistake is that we are in a hurry to love before we learn to love.

2 1. Go shopping on Valentine's Day and hire some children. Go up and call dad when you see a man. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

22. I have a dream that I want to see men suffer from dysmenorrhea and abortion.

23. Ironically, you appeared at an age when I didn't know love.

24. When I write something seriously, I always feel sad.

25. [We don't lack talents in China, what we lack is the eyes to find talents]

Seeing others holding hands, I can only hold hands with my left hand.

27. Valentine's Day is a spring day for lovers.

28. Do you have to give yourself a life lesson when you meet a passerby?

If you want to survive, you must pretend to be poor in front of your parents.

30. A truly loving relationship will make you understand many things.

3 1. Being single means that you are strong enough and have enough patience to wait for the person who is worth you.

32. Men are like pregnant women, they will be seen after a long time.

Love taught me to lie, and life taught me to die.

34. I feel dizzy. I heard that the internet speed has become faster on Tanabata ~ ~ ~

35. I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

36. Being single does not mean that you don't understand love; It's just that people you know don't understand you.

Remember, the only person you can trust in the world today is yourself.

I haven't written with a pen for a long time. I don't know if I don't write. When I wrote it, I was shocked: Is this a Martian?

39. Happiness is on my left, but unfortunately I am not left-handed and can't catch it.

40. In the small world of flowers, there is no princess in fairy tales.

4 1, I will always have you in my heart.

42. When the heart changes, the attitude changes; Attitudes have changed and habits have changed; Habits have changed, will life?

43. Disappointment turned into despair, and I no longer have any illusions about you.

44. Sometimes, the most painful thing is not the loss, but the unhappiness after getting it.

If I have money, I want to buy all your lies.

46. All the people I know are celebrities, but none of them know me.

47. The Internet is so good that even memories can be deleted.

48. I'd rather be parallel to him and never intersect, because once we intersect, after that point, we intersect? .

49. Don't always scold others for their abnormal brains, because the premise of abnormal brains is that they must have brains.

When you know it's going to rain, you should take an umbrella. When you know it won't succeed, please don't start!

5 1 and n years later, I will wear the most beautiful wedding dress and marry the person I love most.

52. Even if the pain is silent, I can naturally smile brightly.

53. Kung Fu comes from China and Panda comes from China, but Kung Fu Panda comes from the United States.

Conductor, give me a ticket for 2008. My wife lost it there.

55. I turned page by page, looking for the same mood as myself.

56, Tanabata typhoon, scraping a pair is a pair. Personalized signature

57. Yue Lao, order a stainless steel red line for me and pull it for me.

58. Never confide your grievances to others, they will only think that you are listening to a joke.

59. Behind everyone who seems calm, there is an unspeakable past.

60. What is best for you in the world is always your parents.

Crazy drag and drop, qq funny personality signature

Crazy drag and drop, qq funny personality signature

1, the age of modern people has never been a problem, eighteen today and eighty-eight tomorrow.

2. Flowers are charming, and people have personality hobbies.

Without you, my heart doesn't hurt, my eyes don't spend, and even my temper becomes better.

Just like a ball, if you throw it, you can roll it back.

Life is short, life and death are in a flash, so why not?

6. Everything in the sun becomes dark and nothing can be seen.

7. You scold so well that you can take it to the museum for exhibition.

8. It's okay to step on me, but why the fuck did you step on my shoes? I just bought it.

9. Nowadays, men are not afraid of cats roaming the streets during the day like mice.

10, shout when the road is rough, and then go straight ahead.

1 1, you say you are ugly, but you are responsible for running out to scare people.

12. Call someone in the middle of the night when you are in a bad mood. I was sleeping when he woke up.

13. I didn't buy master kong green tea. I can do it again.

14, Question: How did the pig die? Answer: No, because you really don't know you are a pig.

15, you always say you miss me today. Why don't I sneeze?

16, I received an inexplicable message asking me to remit money to an account quickly. I went back: don't worry, I burned it for you.

17, you don't like me, which is not good. Eighty percent of you have a strange disease and must be treated.

18 actually, I am also a fairy, but I didn't grasp it when I came down, and my face landed first.

19, you said you look like the story of diusim. In my opinion, you are imitating yourself and humiliating others.

Once upon a time, there was a man who liked to make phone calls, and finally he hung up.

2 1, if the whole world doesn't want you, you must not forget me sadly, and I won't want you either.

22. It's almost Valentine's Day. Why don't people who like me show up? It's too heavy for me to hold my breath.

23. Xiaoxian stepped on a banana skin and fell down. He stood up. Get up where he fell and keep stepping on it. If he stepped on it, he wouldn't slip.

24. I said, Grey Wolf, you are so unique. When did you really catch sheep for many years?

25. You said I was not a dollar. How can I make everyone love me?

26. Why do I feel that sometimes it sounds good, and sometimes I feel uneasy when I see you?

27. A beautiful woman with long hair said that her hair was short and meaningful, so she decided to cut it short.

28. Love is like taking a bus. Can't wait, but can't wait one after another. You said you were angry.

29. I am speechless. I made a decision by flipping a coin, and the coin disappeared.

Perhaps the happiest thing is fifty cents and fifty cents, because they add up to one.

3 1, for women, perhaps the most beautiful sweet words are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

32. I found that you didn't look good at first sight, but looking back, wow, I might as well not look.

33. I was really divine comedy, singing to the computer, but I didn't expect it to crash. It really bothers me.

34. The man said that he was as poor as death because the price of the cemetery has gone up again.

35. I went to space to fish for drift bottles, but I fished one bottle after another. I'll go.

36. A asks B: If someone hurts you, will you forgive him? A: Don't forgive him, just send him to God.

37, a woman without talent is virtue, you must be too wicked.

38. You are really great. If you can't be his wife, you are his stepmother. It's cruel enough

I know you are taken, but you don't understand that I am changing flowers.

As soon as he entered the plastic surgery hospital, the dean said, sorry, we can't change your face here.

4 1, knowing that you love crossing, when it thunders, you stand under a big tree and the thunder jumps over.

42. The little mouse told his mother that he was ill. So mother mouse said, OK, I'll bring a pack of rat poison later.

43, don't always take the face, the beauty is not outstanding, the ugly is very chic, who are you scaring?

44. I am confused. I like it when you call you Shi. It's not too much to hate you and call you a zombie!

45. Maybe your confession is too lethal. If I say it from your mouth, I'll be crazy for days.

46. When you are in a bad mood, sing in the toilet. What's the matter?

47. I will kiss you if I hit you, love you if I scold you, and love you if I kick you.

48. In fact, when you get up in the morning, you can do many things, such as; Get some sleep.

49. You think you are a saint and tell you that you are crazy.

50. No one has died since ancient times, and if they die, they have to die.

5 1, if you don't leave, I will die.

52. Hold your hand until the end. If you don't come with me, you will be dragged away by dizziness.

I don't like being a bridesmaid, and don't ask me to be a bridesmaid, because I'm afraid of accidentally robbing your groom.

54. Have a cup of dichlorvos to refresh yourself, and all your troubles will be gone in an instant.

55. If there is an earthquake, I really want to share my life and death with you, because I want to see you being killed and laughing.

56. Pigs have their own way of life and ideas. If you give them human thoughts, they are not pigs, but eight quit.

57. A ripe crab ran out of the pot and said, I'm hot! I replied: I can bear it if I want to be red.

I can tolerate that your oath is false, but I can't tolerate that even the money you gave is false.

59. After countless encounters, we didn't fall in love. When I was dizzy, I didn't understand that my clothes were scratched. Why didn't I spark with you?

60. We really should go the way of others and let them give up halfway.

6 1, don't think you can walk around in Smith Barney.

62. You said you would wait for me to come back. I was really moved and decided to spend my life with you, but why did you find someone to wait with?

63, this person is so hateful, the flowers of the motherland, open a pinch, alas poor flowers.

I miss you so much that I can't eat, because the thought of you makes me want to throw up.

65. I have seen Water Margin several times, but where is Cao Cao?

66, the sky is falling, it doesn't matter! You give me a top, I give me a cushion, so I don't believe who will be afraid of who.

67. Some people are alive, and that is dead; Someone died, so did it.

68. Actually, I am quite tall, but I shrink after taking a shower.

69. I think I am too successful in front of you, because you are a typical loser.

Actually, I'm not lazy, but raising fish is really troublesome. I used to change the water once a week, but now I change the fish once a week.

7 1, you deposit 125, I deposit 125, and we can get married.

72. Fortunately, I am still thin, so I can count my ribs if I have nothing to do.

73. You said that you still can't find the person you love with lanterns. I wonder, dear, is your lantern too dark?

74. I am so angry. I don't love the person who loves me, and the person I love doesn't love me. Do you think I should kick them all to death?

75. Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you paid the result to tell you that it was not successful.

I tell you, if you don't talk to me again, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, the most famous steamed stuffed bun in Tianjin.

77. It's not that you and I are too embarrassed, but that the years are too wasted.

78. It is not who should be held accountable, but a gust of wind blows out the promise and blows away you and me.

79. I was thinking that thanks to eating so much, I became smarter. Will you send me away with a honey trap next?

80. Let's share weal and woe with * *. In the future, mine is mine and yours is mine.

The signature of the shocking personality.

The signature of the shocking personality.

1, finally found the road to success, but the intersection is under construction.

Although I can't be the descendant of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.

3. I once passed by a man, and he was so full of sparks that he almost moved a brick.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.

5. The son asked his father: What should I do if I meet a colored girl? Father said to touch and run.

Tears in your eyes can't kill a fish.

7. All jobs that don't aim at wages are muddling along.

8, the heart of the mouse, the cat knows best.

9. Love, look at the money in your pocket.

10, call me playboy, do you know what I was affectionate at that time?

1 1. Calling you a beauty is a metaphor used by people who borrow you.

12. Is your handsome boyfriend treating you in name only?

13, life doesn't need money, what needs money is the life path you take.

14, I just have an itch. You just need to practice.

15, give your cheap feelings to others, and give them to whoever you see, which is rare.

16, you are just the cheapest scenery I have ever seen, just for free.

17, looking at you, you are just a devil wears prada.

18, love can't be eaten or drunk. I have to pay for it. What picture?

19, little me, see through everything with secular eyes.

I never talk about people. I always talk about myths.

2 1, forbearance and cruelty coexist, forbearance is cruelty to oneself.

If you dare to betray your sister, I won't sell you anything in the end.

If I am your passer-by, I would like to be your guest.

24. Don't blame my brother for being too crazy, just blame the world for being too arrogant.

If you choose to be a villain, don't blame the official for trampling on your dignity.

26. The joys and sorrows around me, the parting of life and death are all the excitement of others, which has nothing to do with me.

I can't find the direction of life, but I never give up.

Please don't judge the value of my existence by your ignorance.

29. I'm going to put you aside to dry and bring you back.

Until now, the earth is still at my feet.

3 1, I hope you are the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen, and I am the one you have been waiting for.

No one will be tired of drinking water because of the insipid water, so don't abandon life because of the insipid life.

Sisters are for sharing, not for selling.

34. If I am not brave, who will be strong for me?

Honey, you've lost weight. Look at the wrinkles on your neck.

I don't love you, but your father's bank account.

37. It hurts to get paid every May Day holiday, not to pay less! Because of the money.

Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

39. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life.

40. Don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

4 1, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up to do your homework.

42. My hobbies can be divided into two types: dynamic and static. Quietly sleeping, moving over.

Teacher, I met a robber, but my homework was robbed.

44. If brain-dead people can fly, this is the airport.

45. Without you around, time is simply slower than my computer.

46. The biggest dream is to hope that one day, when I am walking on the road, a handsome guy will pick me up and take me home.

47. If you bully me, I will curse you for buying instant noodles without a fork.

48. My stupidity is unparalleled, and my crazy world ranks first. People like me are one in a million.

49. When some people die, it's nothing to do with me. Some people, I can't let go of them.

Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

Classic signature is crazy and cool.

Classic signature is crazy and cool.

1, life is a chess game. I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

No one can tell me to lose unless I don't want to win.

No one will spoil you like a baby. The only thing you can do is to give a proud back to those who look down on you.

5. I can't do it alone. I'm never tough. Nobody needs to worry.

6. I threw you into the sea of people with the wind, and it has nothing to do with you from now on. I went out by myself.

As far as I'm concerned, I won't give anything that belongs to you to others.

8. Russia said that no one would make Russia cry again.

9. You can laugh or cry, and you don't have to be protected by others.

10, thank you for being so inhuman, at least it didn't ruin the rest of my life.

1 1. I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.

12, I am me. What do you think of me is neither necessary nor necessary.

13, even if you are single.

14, don't cry at my grave, it dirties my path of reincarnation.

15, now there are many such people, pretending to be forced in front of the poor and letting dogs go in front of the rich.

16, I will cherish what I care about with my life.

17, you take your overpass and I'll go through my underground passage.

18, even if they were as good as a thousand later, they didn't come early as the first one.

19, decades have passed, it's all a pile of ashes, and no one knows anyone! Afraid of what?

I don't need others to love me. I love myself more than anyone.

2 1, in fact, I really don't care about your existence, so you don't have to dress like B. I look tired.

22. A lover who changes his mind is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.

Don't see through me, or you will lose all interest in me.

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

25, don't be melodramatic, there is no one in this world who is not injured.

26, you grow up, you are crazy, you are nostalgic, this is your own business.

27. That year, we met in youth, but said goodbye in indifference.

28. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

29. The memories you mentioned are nothing at all.

30. After persistence, memory is nothing more than that.

3 1, I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.

32. Don't hurt me too lightly, but be cruel. I'm afraid I won't forget you, and I'm even more afraid I won't die.

33. If you start to miss me, remember, it's not that I want to leave, it's that you let go.

34. It is not that I have changed, but that I have understood; I will treat others as others treat me.

35, never explain, people who know you don't need it; People who don't understand you don't deserve it

36. If you can't keep something, just throw it far away, maybe it will bounce back after hitting something.

37. If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion.

38. I am not a fragile girl. I don't need protection. I can be fine alone.

39. Not many people know me, not many people remember me and not many people understand me. Why should I smile at everyone?

40. You think the sourest feeling is jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

4 1. I want to be your only one. I can't copy or paste.

42. If you don't talk about love, you will feel sorry for yourself. Everything is just singing for love.

43, simple mind, one sentence can be finished.

44. I never want to be happy with it. The flying dust is more gorgeous than fireworks.

45. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is live!

46. My world is black and white. Please stay away from the colorful world.

47. The position of the heart can only be reserved for the last person.

48. Happiness is a virus. I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.

49. Don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

50, has been imitated, never accept money.