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1 If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please immediately take out your mobile phone card, load it into the card reader, insert it into the computer, and use anti-virus software to kill the virus.

Warning: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

Tips for free mobile phone calls: If a call comes in, press 54sg before the second ring, and then press Shut Down. At this point, the call is free.

I saw you put your hand into the price detector in the supermarket the other day, showing 8 yuan's trotters. You thought there was something wrong with the machine, so you stuck your head in it. I almost died laughing: pig head 18 yuan!

I've always wanted to ask you a question, but I'm afraid to ask. Especially on quiet and lonely nights, so many thoughts make me insomnia, so I want to send a text message to ask you … do you still wet the bed?

6 people who kill time by SMS are called faithfulness; It's indifference to accept only letters; Crazy anger is called ADHD; The wrong object is letter harassment; The problem of receiving and sending is signal dysfunction.

It's late at night and people are quiet. If you haven't slept, please go to sleep quickly. If you fall asleep, turn over and go back to sleep.

I sent you this message for ten cents to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my holiday gift to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.

Dear users, we have received your message, and we will deduct 20 yuan from your phone bill. Thank you for your support for charity! Thank you;

Super fool:

1 I've always wanted to say two words to you, and I finally got up the courage today: the first sentence, I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence, never take the first sentence seriously!

April Fool's Day, I'm silly. I'm in the toilet, and I have no paper. Come to the rescue!

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, take out toothpaste and squeeze a proper amount into the cake, and then put it in a conspicuous place, and naturally someone will patronize and taste it.

Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, mix with spices such as vinegar, soy sauce and salt, and carefully prepare a bottle of strange coke with normal color. Give coke generously when you meet an acquaintance. ...

A light and interesting article:

1 Tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

2. Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first and then "mouse" three times. After he said "mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse", he immediately asked him "What do cats fear most?" It is almost guaranteed that he will answer "mouse".

3. Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. If your friend says "forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof".

4. You ask him, "What is three waters plus one?"

He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?"

You asked again, "How about adding three drops of water?"

He might say, "... what word? Is there such a word? Going? "

In fact, it should be "law" ......

5. Hold out 1 finger and ask others "What is this?"

Put out two more fingers and ask someone, "What is this?"

Hold out three fingers again and ask others, "What is 1+ 1?"

10 people, the most 1 people answered correctly.

6. Do you have a number greater than 1? The other party said yes.

Again, is there anything larger than 10? The other party said yes.

Until it becomes 100000—

Finally, do you ask a fool more stupid than you?

The other party is very alert to say "no"!

When persuading MM to drink, he said to her: I'll have a clear glass and you have a drink.

Then repeat ... I know very well, take a bite. ..........

8.a: Besides people, what animal likes to ask "why"?

I don't know.

A: It's a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! !

9. Is the English spelling of 9.pig PUG?

No, it's a pig

Come on, how do I remember it was you?

No , you 're going the wrong way. It's my pig, not you.