How can a woman reply humorously if she doesn't return messages?

A copy of the reply message is as follows

1, teasing reply: "It seems that your information reply speed has exceeded the sprint speed of the national team. I have to ask Liu Xiang how to catch up! "

2. Self-deprecating reply: "It seems that I was defeated by your silence. I have to practice' mind reading' to see if you answered me in your mind. "

3. Expectant reply: "Well, it seems that I have to wait patiently. However, remember to bring me something delicious when you return the message, or I will be hungry! "