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What small business should we do now?

1. Let's find out what bank card is used to pay wages in the factory near you. Then try to get an ATM from this bank and put it in front of your shop. Don't charge the bank. Better get more.

2. Increase the stalls for shaved ice with milk tea, fried chicken and mobile phone maintenance to ensure that your stalls are competitive.

3. Try to buy cigarettes, find more channels, and replace your China goods with other people's low-priced cigarettes, but don't buy fake cigarettes.

4. Be a gift package for new employees to enter the factory. "Lock, washbasin, towel, spoon, etc.", make a combination suit and earn a little money, and it will be your exclusive product.

5. Put more cheap and spicy instant noodles with dried bean curd and protein meat in the product, and there will be boiled water every night.

6. Drinks must be chilled. Ask the beverage salesman for more freezers and charge less electricity. In summer, beer and soft drinks will be placed directly outside.

7. Put some chairs at the door for everyone to sit on, trash can. Don't drive others away, clean up frequently.

8. Repair mobile phones, sell memory cards, copy game software, sell Shenzhen mobile phone cards, and call or send text messages in special provinces. No one can be left behind.

9. Get everyone a wireless network to surf the Internet. Change the password once a week. Only when you spend money will you know your password this week. Slow down. Nobody cares anyway.

10. Attract all suppliers to your door. They sell snacks and you sell drinks.

1 1. Try to call all the cars that pull the black car into the city to your door and write down every phone number that pulls the black car. The ultimate goal is to let someone come to your door and take the bus if they want to go to town.

12. Don't stick the poster given to you by the manufacturer at the door. Post your own, such as 99 yuan Coin Exchange 100 Note/Find a part-time job /88 yuan win the prize/buy a whole box of discounts, which is better than posting an advertisement. If the manufacturer insists on posting, ask him for a box of drinks for you.

13. If you have friends, you can buy some Hong Kong goods, the price will be more competitive and the things will be good. You should have an advantage in Baoan. Ask a friend in Shantou.

14. Learn to do some small activities, such as giving toys/cigarettes at a time, such as how many times a lottery is held, such as 20% off two bottles.

15. I wonder what it would be like to put a TV at the door and show a movie every day. You can try. A