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Amazing Mid-Autumn Festival horror message

Mid-Autumn Festival is a ghost festival in China, although it is not like abroad. We can run out and pretend to be monsters, but we can send a small message at midnight to scare our friends. I don't know if you have thought about your message, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. If you haven't decided, come and hug my thigh, hehe. Just kidding, let me tell you the amazing horror information of Mid-Autumn Festival.

1, the singer made many curtain calls and the audience dispersed with satisfaction. The only person who doesn't leave calls himself heady. Why wait? A: You must finish singing.

This woman is beautiful and worshipped by a monster. She can't get rid of it anyway. One night, it was snowing heavily, and her father opened the window to enjoy the snow. She was surprised to see a monster standing under the window. It's ugly! Spit it out Follow strange! Tomorrow's female language father: I was really seen last night. It's a shame. I'll never come again!

3. Some people are stupid, they are often hit on the road, and they have to "watch your step, blind man!" News from.

4, died in a car accident, soul wandering is no longer blocked, Fang Wei, head-on was knocked down by a fat ghost.

5. "Watch your step, blind man!" The fat ghost roared.

6. The mountains are very strange and people don't know. It's strange to walk and admire the moon. It's strange to meet a white thing. I'm afraid to go back to my house. I am anxious to go home. In the moonlight, a foul-smelling skeleton bit the door and tried to get in. Fortunately, the cock crowed. Strange to fall to the ground and push the bone! The old man called it white!

7. The Prince of Yan made a general survey and found that there were many birthday girls in the mountains. He asked the ghost why the sentence was uneven. The ghost judge faltered: it's too far, and it's very tiring to go once. ...

8. Corrupt officials died suddenly and went to Yin Si to write off their accounts. When the ghost judge saw someone following him, he asked, "Who didn't make good use of Yang Shou to come here?" ? A: The unit accountant came because the official left the account empty and there was nothing to do.

9. Naiheqiao, a literati ghost, feels that his wife is still in the world: Naiheqiao is two miles away, when will the beauty come again? Not for 30 years. I watch the bridge, you watch the house. The ghost slave was impatient and pushed him away. He replied, there are no old ghosts on Naihe Bridge, so don't come here to pretend to be old onions.

10, a hospital employee, passing by the ward at night, saw a white shadow flash in. I don't think this ward is occupied. Go! There's nobody in there! Scared out! Tomorrow, I will fall off the car for no reason and become disabled! An old man said: those who see white shadows are disabled, and those who see green shadows are dead!