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The company sends blessings to employees in groups during the Dragon Boat Festival.

1 Clouds miss clothes and flowers, cats miss mice and chickens and insects, cows miss geese and grass in pasture, rabbits miss radishes and monkeys miss peaches, eagles miss blue-sky birds and nests, dogs miss bones and pigs miss troughs, and I will send you zongzi and a short message: Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

2 A heart of rice dumplings, two red dates, a bright future, three rice dumplings impellers are lucky, four silk threads are tight, five corners are sharp, six or six are lucky, seven stars are shining high and auspicious, and all directions are rich. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival: double your bonus, further develop your career, have a better popularity, be in better health and have more beautiful women around you.

Four-foot platform, dyed with white hair, full of peaches and plums, showing a beautiful smile. Praise you, dear teacher, bless you, dear teacher! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Teacher, if I can fight the blue sky, you gave me wings to fly; If I am a warrior who breaks the waves, you give me the power to make waves! Dragon Boat Festival is coming, I wish you a happy holiday!

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In the future, whether I am a towering tree or a low shrub, I will bless you with green life, my teacher! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Touch a sincere heartstring, remember the bitterness of growing up, you will never be separated from success, dear teacher, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Success comes from your practice, and Excellence comes from your practice. While cheering for today, we will always remember your original teachings and proverbs! Dear teacher, Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

It was you who purified my mind with the blackboard eraser, and it was you who added wisdom to my blackboard-like mind with chalk. I sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

10 has visited every corner of my heart and penetrated every inch of my heart, full of deep respect for you. Thank you, dear teacher, and wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

1 1 I am a seedling, and you are the rain and dew that moistens my dry heart. I am the grass, and you are the sun, shining on my growth path. Thank you, teacher. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

12 wish is the wind! Happiness is plain sailing! Blessing is a boat! May the wind blow the boat full of blessings and raise the happy sail, float to the happy you and gently say to you: thank you, teacher! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

13May Day, before Tomb-Sweeping Day and after Dragon Boat Festival, the work was easy, the fortune was bright, the road was broken, and everything was fine. With a sincere heart, a warm heart and a care, I am lucky to connect my three festivals in series. Happiness belongs to you!

14 The fragrance of stacked zongzi leaves, the yearning of sticky glutinous rice, the red luck of red dates, the warmth of hot zongzi, and the festive celebration. It's Dragon Boat Festival again. I wish you happiness!

15 teacher: every ray of sunshine is my blessing to you, every star is my eyes to see you, and every rain makes me miss you deeply. Teacher, happy Dragon Boat Festival!

16 Countless glutinous rice representing happiness contains sweet jujube stuffing. I wrapped it tightly with happy zongzi leaves, tied it with happy red ribbon, full of good luck, and sent my best wishes: Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

17 It's misty and the water is lingering. I miss you like grass and fly to you with the geese. The moon star is dark. Greetings pass through the clouds and blessings are sent to the side. Dragon Boat Festival, deep affection, sincere wishes and good wishes; Friends, happy Dragon Boat Festival!

18 m sticky rice, happy and warm; Leaves overlap and banknotes are endless; The lines are intertwined, and good luck can't run; Zongzi and Zongzi are tied together, and the blessing will not stop. Dragon Boat Festival, I wish you, I wish you happiness forever, happy every day!

19 Every holiday season, I miss my relatives more, and my friends are deep. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I wish you all the best, a happy life and everything is better than me!

Dragon Boat Festival is coming in 20 minutes, and I am making a bold plan, that is, I will "throw myself into the river", but don't be afraid! I threw my good luck into your beautiful river and gathered it into a blessing. I wish you a happy holiday and happiness!

2 1 The Dragon Boat Festival smelled the fragrance of zongye, and you and I both bought it and tasted it. The red line is as expensive as silver, and I am in a good mood. The blue line is tied with happiness like the sea, and the family is round and round; The green line is tied with longevity, vitality and good health. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Dragon Boat Festival is coming, and the smell of zongzi is everywhere. The East gives you a cash cow, the South gives you a noble hand, the West gives you a good job, and the North gives you no worries. Fortunately for all parties, the message conveyed the feelings of Zongzi. Happy Dragon Boat Festival.

Dragon Boat Festival is coming, I send you ten hearts: study hard, work hard, live a quiet life, treat people sincerely, be careful, concentrate on things, and be patient in difficulties; I wish you happiness forever and all the best.

24 a plain greeting, very light; A blessing is as ordinary as paper and very real; Pick a fragrant zongzi leaf, wrap a sweet zongzi and send it to you in a true message: Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Gentle greetings have merged into all my blessings, faint blessings have poured into my infinite sincerity, and a quiet short message has quietly filled the screen! Always happy, happy Dragon Boat Festival!

You are an affectionate crow, a lively frog, a sweet potato, and a fiery prawn in my heart. I want to bless the fool who read my message: Hala, always happy, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Life does not need to be earth-shattering, just be happy; Friendship doesn't need sweet words, just think about it; Money doesn't need a car to carry a bucket, just enough; Friends don't need to be all over the world, just have you. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Fate-words have you and me, love words have sweetness and bitterness, love words have thoughts and love, thoughts-words have ties, and you will always be my good friend! Happy Dragon Boat Festival to my friends!

29 a short message, a string of blessings: Dragon Boat Festival is here, I wish you happiness; Healthy and relaxed; Round and round, loving and loving; Harmonious and beautiful, thriving!

Mom: You once forced me to eat zongzi. Now, the child is not with his mother, so I will text you to weave a virtual zongzi and pray for the safety of the old parents in the world!

3 1 If a flower represents blessing, I will give you the whole spring! If a white cloud represents luck, I will give you the whole sky! May I bring you the best wishes in the world and wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

What should I do if I am hungry during the Dragon Boat Festival? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

Thirty-three imperial edicts are coming! When carrying goods in Fengtian, the emperor called: You owe me 30 cents on the Dragon Boat Festival last year, and you haven't paid it back yet. You are punished for three days, and you are not allowed to shit with paper, which is only three feet long until you suffocate! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

A touch of misty rain, a touch of sadness, a touch of bright moon in the west building, a touch of fish playing in the water, a touch of butterfly falling hydrangea, a touch of rouge, a touch of wine to relieve a touch of sadness, a touch of missing friends, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Dragon boat festival, dragon boat race, scrambling, very lively! Let's have a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

I bought you zongzi and sent you a text message, but the thief took your mobile phone. Dear, let's jump into the river together!

Dragon Boat Festival is here. Hang sachets and eat zongzi. Every household is really lively! Artemisia argyi dances in front of the high gate to ward off evil spirits and prevent five poisons, and happily celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.

The workers are beautiful. When you contribute to society with diligence, treat yourself and eat more zongzi.

When the Dragon Boat Festival arrives, don't forget to hang mugwort leaves and Zhong Kui, drink yellow wine and wear sachets. Of course, the most important thing is to eat more palm seed, hehe!

I was wrapping zongzi myself that day, and I was about to wrap it, but I didn't know what meat to wrap for a long time. Until I suddenly saw you, I decided to pack some pigs.

4 1 Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can get zongzi for free from street stalls. Of course, they should put on hot cream in advance to avoid being spilled by the stall owner's boiling water.

Miss your smile, taste your taste, take off your coat, show your beauty, control my heartbeat, suppress my madness, think about my needs, or kill you early … Ah, Zongzi, happy holidays!

It's almost the Dragon Boat Festival, and you can eat your favorite zongzi again. But every time my mother makes zongzi, it tastes worse. I heard that you know Uncle Qu Yuan very well. Can you bring me some authentic zongzi when you come back from him next time?

Today's Dragon Boat Festival, let me ask you to eat more zongzi thanks to the poet. Let me sail a dragon boat, full of blessings, and sail for you; Let me hang a handful of mugwort leaves in front of your door, may you be safe; Let me pour you a glass of realgar wine. I hope you will get better. Dear teacher, happy holidays!

On the journey of friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side … it's not that I forget you, let alone let you go … it's that I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fall, I will run up and step on it … Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival, the end is the end of the Dragon Boat Festival, the afternoon is the afternoon of the Dragon Boat Festival, and the festival is the Dragon Boat Festival. Now you know what I mean. If you have a primary school diploma, I think you know what I mean.

47 Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on proving that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way!

Zongzi is cute, but you are cuter than Zongzi. I will taste you wholeheartedly, and I won't give up until my teeth fall out!

I heard that a strange thing happened at the Dragon Boat Festival this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe what I saw: that pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human!

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Dragon Boat Festival, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

What should I do if I am hungry during the Dragon Boat Festival? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Go to the pigsty.

It is the happiest thing to miss you during the Dragon Boat Festival. Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

55 is fine! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I told you it's okay. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

You have an angelic face, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Wish you peace and health on Dragon Boat Festival

It is late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day. You may have fallen asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you … Happy Dragon Boat Festival …

A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians, disheartened and finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea.

Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's. Wish you peace and health on Dragon Boat Festival

I'm sorry to hear that you have a heavy burden on your shoulders.

Night bandits relax and wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival …

6 1 No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business!

62 test you! The pig was cut four times in a row, but still giggled. Please describe this situation in one sentence. Have you thought of it? The answer is-Happy Pig! Hehe, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

The consequences of not eating zongzi on Dragon Boat Festival: First, watch others eat and swallow your own saliva. Second, listen to others say that zongzi is delicious and swallow your own saliva. Third, look at the blessing messages sent by others, think about zongzi and swallow saliva. Did you eat today?

Interrupted message: On Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can get a zongzi from the stall; Users whose first two digits are 15 can apply for a sachet in the online mall. Users with the first two digits of 18 can take part in a dragon boat race in the designated park. Of course, all users must bring their own RMB! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

At the scene of the super-food sea election, the steamed stuffed bun insinuated that the dumplings were not so good-looking, thinking that wearing a fashion and tying a waist would advance! Zongzi responded: I remove makeup as glamorous as a person, unlike when you open your mouth.

I really miss you! Your beautiful appearance contains a pure heart; The plump figure makes people drool; The seductive body fragrance exudes youth and invincibility. I really miss you and want to eat you-Zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

These days every year, I want to tell you a fact, but I can't say it. I'm afraid even ordinary friends can't do it. Until tonight, I finally got up the courage: Dragon Boat Festival is coming, and you look like Zongzi! You are always afraid of being fat, girding yourself round and round; You are always afraid of being ugly. You dress yourself up one by one. It's so hard that every time I see you, I take it off in circles, one by one, my zongzi! The first thing is beauty.

It is so tempting to take off your coat, revealing your white and tender skin and emitting a faint fragrance. I can't help licking you and taking another bite. My heart is already excited! Ah, my dear zongzi, I know I can't be with you. I know all I can do is miss you in the distance. Dragon Boat Festival is coming, I can finally see you again!

As a boss, I am very cautious in texting. My brothers gave me my face. The advantage is that everyone can share it, and I have to abide by the rules. I have been reminding you in time for decades that the Dragon Boat Festival is coming, and the two zongzi you owe me should be returned!