Begging Ma Rong's joke

Ma Rongguang is in front of the bed, lying beside the agent. Unintentionally inserted willow leaves a shade of green. Ma Rong has a strong sexual desire and it is normal to cheat. Baby workaholic, Lao Song comes to help. The whole world is guarding against Lao Wang, but Lao Song has climbed over the wall! On the occasion of the Rio Olympic Games, the contestant Song Zhe got the excellent card first, Ma Rong got the obscene card, and Wang got the pain card.

Early in the morning, Ma Rong came to ask the Zen master, "Everyone scolded me online. I am very upset now. What should I do? " Without saying a word, the Zen master silently showed her a poster of Horton. Ma Rong suddenly realized after reading it: "Do you mean to let me scold Horton to divert the attention of netizens?" The Zen master smiled and swore, "It's great to see Huo.

I went to the racecourse and chose a horse to ride. At this time, the owner of the horse farm stopped me and said that the horse I chose was not good. I asked why, and the master explained, "This horse is easy to cheat." I don't quite understand. The master said loudly, "This Ma Rong is so gullible! ! "

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The first part: The ancient Jin Ping Mei Wu Dalang.

Bottom line: Today there is Ma Rong Wang Bao Qiang.

Horizontal batch: Jin Rong dangerous chicken

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