Funny quotations between lovers

Affectionate people, every day is a holiday, a warm and cold, a line of greetings, a reminder, a legend, a lovesickness, a soulmate's hope, a feeling, a lifelong love, a glittering and translucent love. Happy Valentine's Day! The following are some funny quotes from couples that I brought you. Welcome to reading.

1. I miss you very much, but I'm sorry to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, ignore me and think I'm harassing you. I really want to contact you, but the pig doesn't want to chat with me, so I can only read the text messages stupidly! Happy Valentine's Day!

2. Do you see it? Are you in love? Have you thought about it? Did you follow it? Did you create opportunities for yourself? Want to confess? Stop dreaming! Express your true feelings on this auspicious day of Tanabata! Yue Lao will definitely help!

Without you, I'm lonely, I can't see you, I'm very lost, I'm not qualified to say I love you, I miss you so much, a little too much! Look at you, hard touch-south wind! It's burnt Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!

4. You don't need bricks or tiles, and you can laugh at every stroke. Hey, I will build a bridge for you with sweet words. I wish you a sweet and happy love life. There are often peach blossoms in happiness. You will have a happy relationship and a happy Tanabata!

My life is no longer lonely because of you, my back is no longer lonely because of you, and my happiness is no longer lonely because of you. Because of you, I feel sweet, safe, satisfied and happy. Dear, happy holidays, love you the same.

6. Valentine's Day, send you four lovers, happy lovers, and bring you a happy mood; Good luck lover, bring you everything you want; A successful lover brings you a bright future; A healthy lover brings you infinite happiness!

7. Joy is in the grassland, holding hands under the moon. Holding flowers for your lover, natural beauty is beautiful for you. I am your green leaf forever, and you are the flower that blooms forever. Spring, summer, autumn and winter do not separate, and the flowers and leaves wither into mud. Green valentine's day, never give up.

8. You are my rice. I can't move without you. Without you, my photos are not romantic at all. On Valentine's Day, I want to say, "You are my greatest attachment in this life, and my life will be wonderful because of you."

9. White sky, let romance fly for a while. The ocean of handmade biscuits, let the sweetness fly for a while; Love the beautiful world, let happiness fly for a while. Happy bell, let the news fly for a while.

10. Record every word of sincere love; Bit by bit, merged into sweet memories; Write down gentle words paragraph by paragraph; Diary records the beauty of love. Diary day, may all lovers be well and happy forever!

1 1. Tea should be strong; Road, go straight; Eat pig's trotters well; Ah, this one with a mobile phone is not bad. Ha ha. Happy Valentine's Day!

12. Your happiness, I will build it; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer. Happy Valentine's Day!

13. Green Valentine's Day, send you a blue rose, together is a promise; Send you two blue roses, it is fate that you and I meet; Send you three blue roses, you are my deepest love. Flower language expresses sincerity and works hand in hand forever.

14. I miss your beautiful smile, your gentle hug and every minute with you. That kind of happiness is unforgettable! I look forward to the weekend coming soon, seeing you again and having fun together!

15. In a wonderful life, there are too many incredible things, just like the encounter of love. On a beautiful journey, when we were young, we met. Besides cherishing, I still cherish. Silver Valentine's Day, may you be happy!

16. Although love is romantic, marriage is soy sauce. But marriage must be chic to keep fresh for a long time. Rose Valentine's Day, send you a bunch of roses, the old couple should be romantic. Flowers are worthless, and the price is infinite!

17. Red roses, white roses and blossoming make me enchanted. Red Valentine's Day, white day, has made people who love each other look forward to haggard. I wish the Prince Charming a happy holiday and a happy marriage forever!

18. If love is a desert, you are the green realm I yearn for; If love is a forest, you are the tree I rely on; If love is watching, you are the mountain I am waiting for. , Green Valentine's Day; Happy holidays, baby!

19. Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

20. It is not painful to give up someone who loves you very much, but it is painful to give up someone who loves you very much. It is more painful to fall in love with someone who doesn't love you.

2 1. The wind blows across the beach, raising the glory of memories; The river flows through Qian Shan with endless thoughts; Yun Fei flies over the horizon and relaxes romance; Love goes straight to the heart and tells the sweet love. Valentine's Day kiss, love you forever.

22. Loving you is my specialty; Spoiling you is my advantage; Loving you is my wish; Cherishing you is my vow in this life! Rose Valentine's Day, I send you a bunch of roses to express my love for you all my life and love you wholeheartedly!

23. Thinking of you is the sweetest diary I have ever written. You are happy, and I am happy. Meeting you is my greatest happiness. Diary day, every fragment of you is the sweetest diary I have ever written.

24. When White Day arrives, a bunch of flowers will send auspicious roses in pairs, lilies in pairs for a century, magnolia in love, jasmine in happiness, Jin Ju every year and peony in peace!

25. It's not my selfishness that takes away your heart, but my deep affection for you. That night the wind blew, the air was filled with your gentle body fragrance, and your charming smile emerged in your mind. At this moment, I don't want to say anything more, just hope to spend the rest of my life happily with you.

26. An "eggplant" frames many beautiful memories, and a "click" records my love for you. A "yes" is an indelible memory. May your album be Valentine's Day, and happiness will always be the title song.

27. People with feelings, every day is a holiday, a warm and cold, a greeting, a reminder, a legend, a lovesickness, a soulmate's hope, a feeling, a lifelong love and a crystal love. Happy Valentine's Day!

28. The collision between heart and heart ignited the crackling sparks of Spring Festival branches, and we walked into the world of spring hand in hand.

29. Photo Valentine's Day, don't be too impetuous, be as calm as a photo; Music Valentine's Day is not too noisy, but as beautiful as music. May the lovers in the world have a happy holiday, a soul mate and a happy marriage.

30. Wear black suit, black hat and shoes, eat black noodles, drink black coffee, black Valentine's Day, black once, but relax if it's not black. May my transparent greetings bring you red happiness and purple happiness.

3 1. Give you a kiss gently, let the message go out and kiss it on your eyes; Let the breeze come and kiss your cheek; Let the stream come and kiss on your hand; Let go of my heart, my heart is connected, kiss on your heart, sweet in your heart, Valentine's Day kiss, kiss my baby.

32. With the passion of rock and roll, the free and easy jazz, the softness of classical music and the passion of pop music, I send you the most beautiful wishes for music Valentine's Day. May your love be euphemistic!

33. Valentine's Day is coming. Warmly remind me in advance to send some flowers and plants implicitly, run hand in hand, really full, sing and dance enthusiastically, hug romantically, fall down in the crazy night, and send text messages timidly!

34. Valentine's Day is coming. In order to reflect the local characteristics, I use China elements and Chinese style to tell you that you are happy! Have a happy day!

On the occasion of Valentine's Day, on behalf of Buddhists such as Buddha Guanyin, Dong Fangyu Empress, Yinhe Cowherd and Weaver Girl, and Moon Chang 'e WU GANG, I would like to extend my sincere wishes to the comrades who fought in the front line of love. Happy tanabata!

36. On Valentine's Day, a mm called him "Come to my house, no one!" He ran away with excitement! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one.

37. Valentine's Day continues to be sweet with lovers. If not, don't be discouraged. Redouble your efforts with goals, keep looking without goals, think of romantic candlelight dinners, and really get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!

38. Thank you for knowing each other in this life. I long for you. I am sure that you are the love of my life. Without you, my life is bleak. How much I need you, come back to me! Happy Valentine's Day!

39. I will be very happy with you. You are my pistachio. Every time I get close to you, I feel warm, and tonight is no exception. When I finally meet you after waiting, I want to say loudly that I love your computer! Happy Valentine's Day!

40. I miss you very much, but I'm sorry to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, ignore me and think I'm harassing you. I really want to contact you, but the pig doesn't want to chat with me, so I can only read the text messages stupidly! Happy Valentine's Day!

4 1. See? Are you in love? Have you thought about it? Did you follow it? Did you create opportunities for yourself? Want to confess? Stop dreaming! Express your true feelings on this auspicious day of Tanabata! Yue Lao will definitely help!

42. On Valentine's Day, a MM called him "Come to my house, no one!" He ran away with excitement! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one.

43. Valentine's Day with lovers will continue to be sweet, and those without lovers should not be discouraged. Redouble your efforts with goals, keep looking without goals, want a romantic candlelight dinner, and really want to get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!

44. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world? Happy Valentine's Day!

45. I will build your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer. Happy Valentine's Day!

46. Two frogs fell in love in the park. The male frog hugged and hugged the female frog, and the female frog sighed! I really miss you when you were a child, without arms and legs. Not like now. Touch your hands as soon as you meet!

47. Love is a two-way choice, because you love me and never give up. Love is a one-man show, and you will always be my protagonist. Love is the sole agent and I am your copyright. Home is a natural partnership. If you join, you can't quit. Please be careful in managing love!

48. Today, Chang 'e dated Bajie, and the swan also met the toad. The Weaver Girl obeyed the queen mother's orders and moved on. Don't wait, just have sex and love me.

49. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

50. Love letter, written by me; I made the call; Roses are from me; Blessing, I say happy white day!

5 1. Too much affection for you, more than coffee, more than sesame paste, more than eight-treasure porridge; I miss you so much that I broke the telephone pole and burned the phone card. Will you be my Valentine's Day?

52. On Valentine's Day, the little panda told his mother in dismay that all the girls in the class ignored me now. Mom asked why, didn't they always praise your' sunglasses' as cool? The little panda said that red contact lenses were popular this year, and they all chased the white rabbit.

53. Valentine's Day, I miss you far away, hoping to become a homing pigeon and fly to your place, even if all I can do is simply pull a bubble on your head!

54. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is accompanied by you, and idiots will finish reading it. Happy Valentine's Day!

I just want to tell you that I don't love you on Valentine's Day. It's impossible. I don't love you. Unreasonable. I don't miss you. I am more wronged than Dou E, and I won't send you a message. Lightning and thunder.

56. Valentine's Day is coming. Warmly remind me in advance to send some flowers and plants implicitly, run hand in hand, really full, sing and dance enthusiastically, hug romantically, fall down in the crazy night, and send text messages timidly!

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