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What are the top ten most embarrassing incidents in 2011?

1. Suffering white-collar workers, you can’t afford it. After Pan Jie joined the accounting firm PricewaterhouseCoopers, her Weibo often posted messages about being busy at work and not getting enough sleep. Later, there were even more Phrases like "My feet are dangling", "My lungs are about to be coughed out", etc. Pan Jie's colleagues revealed that January to April every year is the busy season for PwC. "When we encounter big projects, we basically have to work overtime at the client or the company until very late." On April 1, 2011, Pan Jie posted her last two Weibo posts: "Everyone said, don't do it" and "One thousand and eight white blood cells is a fantastic concept." On the evening of April 10, 2011, she died of acute meningitis at the age of 25. A few months later, a 25-year-old research assistant who had worked at KPMG and later joined CICC died of stomach cancer. Her Weibo also attracted thousands of forwards and replies. On November 14, 23-year-old Baidu employee Lin Haitao died suddenly of sudden heart failure. His last Weibo post was: "I got lost and walked a few kilometers. I was exhausted and finally returned to the hotel." He was on a business trip to Shanghai. Previously, on May 12, 2010, the 37-year-old editor-in-chief of Tencent Women’s Channel Yu Shihong passed away due to cerebral hemorrhage. Finance, IT, public relations, advertising, media and other industries are regarded as gathering places for white-collar workers and elites, but now they have become battlefields and graveyards for white-collar workers. 2. For people who get married naked, if you can’t afford it, you won’t buy a house, a car, a wedding, or a wedding ring. Just go get a certificate. At most, invite a few friends to dinner, and then you’ll be “married.” It is called "naked marriage". The TV series "The Age of Naked Marriage" became popular, and the discussion of "naked marriage" became popular on the Internet. Various media rushed to report it. Until October 22, 2011, CCTV's "News Investigation" column broadcast "Heavy Naked Marriage", and "naked marriage" officially became a major social issue. Phenomenon. The meaning of naked marriage is stripped down to the end. In fact, high housing prices kill people's lives. In popular words, "house prices force naked marriage." This is a helpless move under the harsh reality. Some people like to cite Western rental habits to encourage "naked marriage." A character in Matthew Scudder's series rents an apartment on Fifth Avenue in New York for $200 a month and a 20-year lease. Comfortable, if China has such regulations to protect tenants, who will buy a house? Some people like to use the "naked marriage" of their parents' generation to encourage "naked marriage", but they forget that in their parents' era, housing was assigned based on seniority. Even though the dormitory was small, no one could kick you out. There is this sentence at the end of the program "Heavy Naked Wedding": "The pain and struggle experienced in the past are destined to become their lifetime wealth." Yes, pain will become their wealth, but the wealth they create Woolen cloth? Where did it go? 3. The school that invented the green scarf, you can’t afford to hurt it. Article 6 of the "Chinese Young Pioneers Chapter" stipulates: "The symbol of the Chinese Young Pioneers: the red scarf. It represents the corner of the red flag and is dyed with the blood of the revolutionary martyrs. Every Every team member should wear it and cherish it to add new honors to it. "This is the education we have received since childhood, so how should we explain the green scarf now? Greenpeace? Environmental activist? No, the correct interpretation is the mark of a poor student. In October 2011, the No. 1 Experimental Primary School in Weiyang District, Xi'an issued green scarves to students with "slightly poor academic, ideological and moral performance." The school believed that this approach was to "motivate progress." "You don't study well, so you wear a green scarf. I am the real red scarf." Such words came from the mouth of a playful primary school student, which made parents feel extremely angry. The teacher requires that the green scarves cannot be untied before going to and after school, otherwise they will be named and criticized in the class. However, many children with green scarves quickly take off their green scarves as soon as they leave school. 4. Dalian, a city with many disasters, cannot afford to be hurt. On July 16, 2010, a foreign oil tanker in Dalian Xingang caused an oil pipeline explosion, fire and crude oil leakage. On July 16, 2011, a fire broke out in the atmospheric and vacuum distillation unit of PetroChina Dalian Petrochemical Company due to heat exchanger leakage. On August 29, 2011, another fire broke out in a diesel storage tank of PetroChina Dalian Petrochemical Company. Previously, on October 24, 2010, when the oil tank that had caught fire was dismantled at the site of the "716" explosion accident at the Dalian Xingang Terminal oil depot, the remaining crude oil in the tank caught fire.

On November 22, 2011, a fire broke out in No. 31 and No. 32 crude oil tanks in the North Seaside Tank Area of ??Dalian Port Oil Terminal. On August 8, 2011, Typhoon Meihua caused a partial collapse of the embankment near the Fujia Dahua PX factory, only 50 meters away from the PX storage tank. On August 14, many Dalian citizens spontaneously went to People’s Square to express their opposition to the PX project. Eventually, the government committed to relocating the PX project. Whether it is petroleum or chemical industry, disasters and dangers have always haunted Dalian. This not only shows the dilemma between industrial development and urban settlement, but also highlights the "irregular interaction" of China's environmental governance in the context of the lack of rule of law. Some netizens lamented: "Dalian is lined with fires, and I have seen Bincheng turn into a city of fire." 5. Pay three million in tolls, but you can't afford to be hurt. On December 21, 2010, the Intermediate Court of Pingdingshan City, Henan Province sentenced him to the crime of fraud. Shi Jianfeng was sentenced to life imprisonment for forging military license plates and evading tolls. He traveled a total of 2,362 times in 8 months and defrauded more than 3.68 million yuan in tolls. Some media calculated based on published data that assuming Shi's two vehicles were operated every day, the cost of evasion would be as high as more than 15,000 yuan per day. The value of this toll road is breathtaking. Some people calculated that even if Shi behaved and did not overload or evade tolls, he would still have to pay millions of yuan in tolls. According to his own account, he only earned more than 200,000 yuan after running for several months. China's toll kilometers account for 70% of the world's toll highway mileage. This is nothing new. There are many roads that still toll after loan repayment. The Beijing Airport Expressway invested 1.2 billion and tolled tens of billions. The average net profit margin of the 19 road and bridge toll companies listed on the A-share market is as high as 35.51, and Wuzhou Transportation, which tops the list, is as high as 55.74. Even the petroleum and real estate industries are incomparable. Huang Xihua, deputy to the National People's Congress and chairman of the Guangdong Huizhou Association for Science and Technology, said that according to their experiments, a truckload of goods was entrusted to a logistics company to transport from Guangzhou to Beijing. The whole process was in compliance with laws and regulations and did not overload. Not only did they make no money, but they also lost 3,200 yuan. The transportation cost from Guangzhou to Beijing is more expensive than from Guangzhou to the United States. 6. Public facilities that frequently injure people, you can’t afford to injure them. On July 5, the escalator at the Zoo Station on Beijing Subway Line 4 suddenly moved in the opposite direction, killing a 13-year-old boy and injuring 30 people. The Beijing Quality Supervision Bureau announced the results of the accident investigation and determined that the elevator involved in the accident had a design defect. The media also reported that public elevator facilities in many cities have safety hazards, such as manufacturing defects, overage service, routine maintenance, and even the use of low-priced and inferior parts. Elevators are not the only public facilities that frequently cause accidents. In March, a train derailed during the trial operation of the second phase of Shenzhen Metro Line 4. On April 24, a passenger was hit and killed on the south extension of Nanjing Metro Line 1. On June 3, an accident occurred on Shanghai Subway Line 2, in which a passenger fell off the track and was hit by an incoming train. This was the third consecutive day of similar accidents in Shanghai Subway. On September 27, an accident occurred on Shanghai Metro Line 10, in which Car No. 5 rear-ended Car No. 16 in the tunnel from Yuyuan Garden to Laoximen. On August 15, some stations and lines of Guangzhou Metro Line 2 experienced power outages and train delays, eventually leading to a shutdown. In the past two days, the Guangzhou subway was suspended three times. On the evening of October 28, Guangzhou Metro Line 4 was suspended again. Due to many problems such as quality and management, public service facilities have frequently become weapons that can hurt people. Cities make life better? 7. You can’t afford to be hurt in a city where you can see the sea. The first-line river view is already weak. Which city now is not full of sea-view houses? On June 18, Wuhan suffered heavy rainfall. To what extent was the water accumulated? This is evident in the jokes made by netizens: "In Wuhan, a driver who cannot drive a bus is not a good captain" and "Wuhan River City, the Venice of the East." Some Wuhan students took photos at the Lingbo Gate of East Lake, which was seriously flooded, and looked like they were floating on water. On the afternoon of June 23, Beijing suffered heavy rainfall and water accumulated everywhere in the city. Netizens in Beijing immediately rated the "New Eight Scenic Spots of Beijing" as "looking at the sea from the Forbidden City, Anhua chasing the waves, Taoran blue waves, white stone water curtain, lotus cave, fishing in Dawang, listening to the waves on the second ring road, and watching the mountains at the airport". On July 3, there was a heavy rain in Chengdu. “Chengdu’s buses were originally called ‘city boats’, but now they are just short of being able to fly.”

On July 18, heavy rains in Nanjing not only caused water accumulation in the urban area, but also caused part of the Shanghai-Nanjing Intercity Railway to be flooded, causing some trains to change their departure stations. On October 13, there was heavy rain in Guangzhou, and the Gangding area, which the municipal department had already announced had eradicated the flooding, turned into a lake again. Urban waterlogging is not a new thing. In the past ten years, almost all cities have suffered from waterlogging every year. The explanations given by management departments are "once in a century" and "once in decades". It is naturally the easiest way to blame the heavy rain. Most comments will quote Hugo when talking about urban waterlogging - "Sewers are the conscience of the city", but Hugo did not say which city it was from. 8. You can’t afford to be hurt by a house slave whose price is reduced as soon as you buy it. On October 22, 2011, the sales offices of several well-known real estate properties in Shanghai were smashed. The reason is very simple. Real estate prices have dropped significantly, thousands per square meter lower than the original price. For example, the price of Zhonghai Yujingxi'an in Pudong dropped by 6,000 yuan, from 23,000 yuan to 17,000 yuan. Some owners lost 600,000 yuan in an instant. Hundreds of property owners gathered at the sales office, demanding check-out or compensation. The situation worsened, and some people were even injured and sent to the hospital. On November 6, a crowd gathered and vandalized a property in Wuhu, Anhui Province. The reason was also the price reduction of the property. On November 13, a sales office in Nanjing was also vandalized. The real estate developers refused to let go, "We must act in accordance with the economic contract"; the old owners said with blood and tears, "We have worked hard to contribute to the construction of Shanghai, why should we be exploited?" In fact, old property owners and real estate developers are on the same front when it comes to unwillingness for house prices to fall. Unfortunately, real estate developers who want to lower prices and increase volume become traitors and exploiters in the eyes of old property owners. There are generally two types of people in China: those who are firmly house slaves, and those who want to be house slaves but cannot get them. Nowadays, even the house slaves can’t sit still. Real estate developers call old owners who cause trouble "fang nao" and think that they are undesirable elements who specialize in making trouble to make money. However, some people think that most "fang nao" are just shills for real estate developers, just putting on a show and doing it once. Free advertising, price reduction information is known all over the city. 9. You can’t afford to hurt those who kneel down to defend their rights. On November 1, 2011, dozens of professors and graduate students from Yangtze University went to the district and municipal governments in Jingzhou City, Hubei Province to petition, asking the city government to ban the Yangtze River. A small, polluting steel plant near the university's west campus. The method they adopted was to kneel down, which caused public opinion to boil. In addition to expressing anger at local officials, more netizens also criticized the kneeling behavior of professors. "These teachers who are supposed to educate students about 'rights' and 'social responsibility' are now kneeling down to 'power'. It is not difficult to see the surrender and compromise behind this. If other channels are useful, someone will "kneel down" "Defending human rights"? After 4 years of petitioning and 8 petitions, the factory not only did not move or be closed down, but also expanded the scale of production. In addition to kneeling this time, what I got in exchange was the words of a deputy district chief: "Africa is not polluted. You move to Africa. ” 10. You can’t afford to hurt the operators who created the red list. They should form strategic partners with the Green Scarf School, because they have all invented good tools for classifying human beings into three, six, and nine grades. In 2011, Mr. Yang, a Guangzhou citizen, could not bear the harassment of spam messages and sued the communication operator in court, believing that the other party had violated his personal privacy rights. The defendant, China Telecom Guangdong Branch, said that after receiving the court summons, it had included the plaintiff in a " "Red List", notifying all agents not to make sales calls or send advertising text messages to Mr. Yang, and said: "The red list basically contains people at the provincial leaders, municipal leaders and other levels. It can be seen that the plaintiff can receive such treatment. Show our sincerity! "It turns out that purchasing telecommunications services comes with all kinds of harassment from spam messages. You also need to work hard to get yourself on the red list to avoid being disturbed by spam messages. The income depends on the level, the displacement of the car when driving, and the standard of food and accommodation. The speeches are arranged in order, the seats are arranged in the front, back, left, and middle, and now there are red and black distinctions about whether to accept spam messages.