Looking for humorous English short messages ...

Hey, hey, classics are funny. Send an English message to your best friend, haha.

Little Johnny came back from school and said he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" Father asked.

"The teacher asked,' What is 2× 3?' And I said' 6' "

"But that's right!"

"Then she asked me how much is 3x2? ’"

"What the fuck's the difference?"

"That's what I said!"

1, this message. It will refresh you in five seconds. 5 ... four ... three ... two ...1 ...

& gt Error: No brain detected! ! !

This news will clear your head for five seconds. 5…4…3…2… 1…

& gt Error prompt: No brain detected! ! !

2. Not every flower symbolizes love, but roses can; Not every tree can stand thirst, but poplar can. Not every pig can read short messages, but you can. Congratulations!

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can read text messages, but you did. Congratulations!

3. A beautiful appearance can attract people's attention, but a good personality can attract people's hearts. You are lucky in both! Flattered?

Don't! It was addressed to me. I just wanted to show you.

A beautiful face can attract people's eyes, but a good personality can attract people's hearts. You are lucky to have both! Compliment?

Come on! This message is for me. I just wanted to show you.

Is your English pronunciation good? Read on: woof, roof, woof, woof, woof, poof, woof, woof, hooves, woof, roof, woof. Test results: You are a good dog. Now stop screaming.

Your English pronunciation is very standard? Read on: Woolf, Roof, Luff, Shh, Shh, Woolf, Luff, Poof, Woolf, Woolf, Hoof, Luff, Roof, Shh. Test results: You are a good dog. Now you can stop screaming.

5. Good morning ... When you woke up today, did you do two most important things?

Pray-so that you can live ... 2) Take a bath-so that others can live!

Good morning ... did you do these two most important things when you woke up this morning?

Pray-so that you can live ... 2) Take a bath-so that others can live!

I don't eat in the morning because I miss you.

I don't eat at noon because I miss you.

I don't eat at night because I miss you.

I don't sleep at night because I'm hungry.

I missed breakfast because I missed you. I missed lunch because I missed you. I missed you, so I didn't eat dinner. I can't sleep at night because I am hungry.