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Test your boyfriend's jokes about how much he loves you.

1. I haven't moved yet, but on the ship, I will lose my strength one day and eventually go with the flow.

2. If you love me, aren't we far away? If you don't love me, will I never see you again and my hair will grow old? Do you love me or not?

I never lie, I only lie to myself.

4. Don't say you know someone easily. You are growing every minute. All you know is a vague memory.

People who live in memories will never be happy.

6. The world is wrong, but so what? You are different. I can only lead a drunken life and dream of death, and I am timid.

7. As a newcomer, please give me more advice.

8. Don't think that a girl who has never seen the world can easily catch up with her. The world is small enough for you.

On the other hand, we played together when we were children. Although you play in your house and I play in mine, we are childhood friends.

10. I choose what is missing, even if it is not the ending I want.

1 1. I saw the happy ending and the foreseeable sadness, and finally found nothing but a dream.

12. Where have all these favorites gone? I just met so few people. Not yours. Please put it down. You are not his only paradise.

13. Soymilk is hot, steamed bread is soft, and my palms are sweaty, but it can't warm her heart after all.

14. I hope you will go through a lot of hardships and don't change your mind. When you come back, you will be full of pride and enthusiasm and look forward to the future.

15. I like this sentence very much: stay in one place and wait for someone who doesn't belong to me.

20 happy habits, we might as well try.

Introduction: Happiness is the eternal pursuit of people, but often the pressure of reality makes many people forget how to find their own happiness. Actually happiness is a habit. As long as we are good at training, each of us can be happy. Cindy Holbrooke summed up 20 happy habits, so we might as well try them.

1, grateful for life. Keep a childlike sense of surprise about life, pay close attention to the beautiful things around you, and know how to cherish everything you have.

Be careful when making friends. Making friends with optimistic and like-minded people will help you realize your dreams and see your own advantages.

3. Be considerate of others. Respect and be kind to others, learn to accept their personality and life, and don't try to change them.

4. Keep learning. It is never too old to learn. Pay attention to new knowledge related to careers and hobbies. Dare to try things that interest you, such as skiing, surfing and skydiving.

Step 5 solve the problem. Believe in yourself, face challenges, regard difficulties as opportunities and learn to solve problems creatively.

6. Do what you like. Choose a job you like, set aside time to cultivate hobbies and satisfy your special interests.

7. Enjoy life. Pay attention to the beauty around you, such as watching the sunrise and sunset with your loved ones, learning to live in the present and cherish the present, rather than living in the past or the future.

8. Laugh often. Don't take yourself and life too seriously. Try to find little fun around you, be humorous at the right time, and make life full of laughter.

9. Learn to forgive. Resentment is an act of self-harm. Forgiving others will calm your heart. At the same time, we should learn from our mistakes and forgive ourselves.

10, thanks. You should be grateful for any blessing, no matter how big or small. You should be grateful to your family, work and friends. You might as well tell them yourself that your life is happy because of them.

1 1, strengthen interpersonal relationships. Spend more time with family and friends, never break your word to them and always support them.

12, honest and trustworthy. Honesty is the best policy. Actions and decisions should be based on honesty. A clear conscience is the most practical and enjoyable.

13, meditation. Doing yoga or meditation helps to relax your body and mind. You might as well take a vacation for your mind.

14, focus on your own career. Concentrate on creating the life you want, and don't care too much about what others say and do, even gossip or abuse. There is no need to make any judgment on this, because everyone has their own way of living.

15, optimistic attitude. Look on the bright side and stay optimistic. Everything happens for a reason. Let positive thoughts replace negative mentality.

16. unconditional love. Be good at accepting other people's personalities. Don't set any restrictions on love. No one is perfect, even if you don't always like what your friends do, it doesn't prevent you from continuing to love them.

17, never give up. Facing every challenge, I firmly believe that I am one step closer to my goal. You can't fail if you don't give up. When people pursue something valuable, they will feel happier.

18, positive action. Everyone has limitations. Don't waste your energy on things that you can't control. Take active action instead of waiting passively.

Take care of yourself. In order to ensure rest, exercise and a healthy diet, you should always practice your brain in an interesting and exciting way to activate your thinking.

20, full of confidence. Know who you are and what your hobbies are. Do your best, don't doubt yourself.

Editor's Note: Keep a childlike sense of surprise about life, pay close attention to the beautiful things around you, and know how to cherish everything you have. Pay attention to the beauty around you, learn to live in the present, cherish the present, and not live in the past or the future. You should be grateful to your family, work and friends. You might as well tell them yourself that your life is happy because of them.

Connotation jokes test love.

1. A hen laid a huge egg, and a reporter came to interview. The hen was shy and silent, so she had to interview the rooster. The cock rolled up his sleeves. I won't comment on this matter at present, until I catch the ostrich! 2. A man swallowed an artificial eye by mistake and finally got stuck in the anus, so he went to the hospital. The doctor fainted on the spot after reading it, and when he woke up, he said, I've been watching my ass all my life, but I didn't expect it to be seen by my ass in the end.

3. Henan Wa asked Henan Ma: How to make a sentence? Henan mother: A, this child B is from family C? Stand barefoot on D, EF is not wearing, GG is still exposed! Ha ha laugh

4. A person always farts in the office, and colleagues can't help but say: Can you be quiet? Then I saw him sitting there rocking. Colleague asked: What? Answer: I tuned it to vibrate.

5. A woman selling eggs was walking on the road at night when suddenly a man jumped out and tried to behave badly. The woman bravely resisted, and the man finally succeeded. After that, the woman got up and patted the dust on her body: what a big deal! I didn't say that before I thought I was robbing eggs!

6. A man went shopping and was in a hurry to pee in the corner. As soon as the old lady saw it, she said that she would be fined five yuan for urinating and urinating anywhere. Who said I peed? Can't I show it?

7. Just as I was screening resumes, I saw an award-winning experience of a graduate resume: I won Master Kong many times during my school days, and then I got a bottle of rewards.

8. In history class, the teacher asked Xiaoming: Do you know how the Japanese laugh at us? Xiao Ming: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.

9. Nietzsche went to an interview, and the interviewer asked, what's your name? Nietzsche. Guess what kind of grandmother you are! Great!

10. When crossing the road, I met a red light. My friend wants to move on. I stopped him: wait for the light! My friend turned to me with disdain and said, only you have Intel!

1 1. A brother chases his girlfriend, and every morning he has a pack of heart-shaped biscuits and a bottle of milk. Perseverance, finally got what I wanted. One morning, he went to see his girlfriend with a heart-shaped biscuit. His girlfriend asked: Where did you buy this biscuit? I went to many supermarkets, but I just couldn't buy this shape. Of course I can't find it, he said proudly. I chewed it up.

12. My uncle came to visit, but Xiaowen said to his mother, Mom, I'm going to the zoo to see monkeys. Mother growled at once: What monkey are you looking at? Your uncle is here. Which zoo are you going to?

13. When I was in college, a teacher asked me to fill out a very important form, and declared that each person had one, and I couldn't alter it without the rest. A buddy filled it in when he came up, only to find that the gender column was filled with ethnic Han nationality. Because he said he wouldn't alter it, he thought about it and added a word after Han.

14. Several little boys scraped together a dozen dollars to buy toys, but they didn't know what to buy. One suggestion: go and buy sanitary napkins! People don't understand, why? The boy said: I don't know, but it is said on TV that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball and skate, and be carefree and happy.

4 14 try it. I wish you all a successful verdict.

4 14 try it. I wish you all a successful verdict.

1. Spring has come and dreams have blossomed. Pour your ideal water, sprinkle your wisdom fertilizer, prune the branches you created, stretch the tip of your potential, walk through the spring breeze and autumn rain, and wait for your ideal fruit. 4. 14 give it a try, friends, work hard, I believe 20xx is the best!

2. Smile happily today, get rid of all troubles and worries, stay young and live a happy life step by step, 4 14, give it a try, and wish you good luck and good luck tomorrow.

3, 4. 14, try to tell your family that you love them. Try to tell your friends that you care about them. Try to tell him/her your true love for him/her. Try it and walk up a flight of stairs with emotion.

4. Find reasons for happiness in crying, footprints for success in failure, and bright shadows in darkness. 4. 14, try it, there is nothing wrong with it.

5, give it a try, the rugged road is difficult to escape; Give it a try, starting a business is very hard and hard; Give it a try, the peak of your career is just around the corner; Give it a try, happiness is all around you. 4 14, give it a try, happiness will not turn, and good luck will always accompany you!

6. Trying is the beginning of success, innovation, exploration and pursuit. 4 14, I hope you have a try and you will succeed!

7. When you are upset, try to be happy and get a good mood; When you are timid, try to summon up courage to break through the predicament; When you have an idea, try it and your wish will come true. 4. 14, give it a try and success will always accompany you.

8. Try to let go of your bad feelings and accept strangers around you, and you will have one more friend. Try to let go of your guard and give others more trust, and you will gain a sincere heart. 4. 14, bravely try to open your heart.

9, because of the attempt, the electric light was born; Newton was famous for his attempts; Because of trying, Ba Shen flew; Because of trying, success is not far away; 4. 14 It's time to try, please try to act! Don't give up doing things!

10, husband's fight, courage, too. Trying is a kind of courage, a kindling of hope, a moment when good things come out and the beginning of beautiful poems. 4 14, give it a try and act, you are the best!

1 1, try something you are not sure about, don't hope, then you won't be disappointed. If you can't figure out that person, try 4 14. Don't ask him to do something for you. Try not to let him have the opportunity to refuse you, so that you won't be disappointed. Try 4 14 Don't fall in love with someone who doesn't seem to love you, then don't be disappointed. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself. Therefore, if you are not sure, learn to try first, so as not to lose too much.

12, the most precious feeling in the world is family, which gives us a lot of warmth; The most precious thing in the world is air, which gives us a lot of life; The bravest move in the world is to try to bring us many successes. "4 14 try", dare to try, I wish you success!

13,4 14, give it a try, try to relieve difficulties, life will be sweet, try to overcome difficulties, life will be beautiful, life will be happy, try to break through obstacles, life will be very happy, 414, I hope you can try out that life is sweeter than honey and life will be infinitely beautiful.

14. Give your dreams a starting point, choose to try, give your heart a goal, dare to try, give yourself a belief and start trying. 4 14, give it a try, I believe you are the best!

15. Struggle forward on the rugged terrain of 20xx, sail against the wind, ride forward at a pace of 20xx, and show your talents in the auspicious clouds of 20xx. 4. 14 Try it. Struggle, struggle, dream and success will be my main melody melody. Come on!

16, try to forget troubles and get endless happiness, try to erase sadness and get endless happiness, and try to delete melancholy and get endless happiness. Try it on 4 14. May you have a good mood every day.

17. Life is a foreign language, and no one can learn it well. Only when you dare to try and read boldly will you know whether your pronunciation is accurate or not. 4 14, give it a try, try boldly, there will be surprises! Wish you success and happiness!

18, don't give up easily without trying, even if things are difficult; Don't flinch easily if you haven't tried, even if you are in a bad mood; 4. 14 Try it. Don't say no today. Why not give it a try? Wish you success!

19, try to sing in your heart, and your soul will no longer be lonely; Pursue hard in difficulties, and the opportunity is in your hands; Try not to give up, don't regret, don't look back, life will be full of achievements. 4. 14 give it a try. I wish you hard work and put it into action, and hold happiness in your hand.

20,4.14, try it. May you try to be brave, and there will be fewer obstacles on the road to success; Work hard, and the harvest day will be bluer; Try to love, and a warm hand is held. Give it a try. A beautiful life will be immersed in enthusiasm and present a brand-new self.

2 1, 414' give it a try', I hope you will show full confidence and courage to' give it a try'; May you open your mind to the door of wisdom and' try it'; I hope your persistence is a successful attitude to' try'; 4 14 Try it and wish you success.

22, "try" the mule "try" the horse and pull it out for a walk; "try" gold, "try" silver, try; Real gold is not afraid of "fire test", and real people are not afraid of "experiment". 4 14 "try it", I wish you success in "try it", all the best, and "try it" to show your true self!

23. Try to repay your hard-working parents with a grateful heart; Try to touch the beloved girl with a sincere heart; Try to be grateful and thank those who have helped you; 4. 14 give it a try, try to open your heart and face everyone around you sincerely, and luck will come to you.

24. I believe that hope is at hand, I am sure that hope is around, I have a clear goal, I am brave, I am full of pride, I am working hard, I am trying to challenge, and my life is wonderful. 4. 14 give it a try, you can't do it without trying! I wish you success in your attempt!

25. Today, 4. 14 is a day to try everything. Give you the courage to try first, then give you a serious try, and finally give you good luck to try. I believe that success is not far away. Anything is possible as long as you are willing to try!

26. Trying is the first step to success. How can there be success without bold attempts? 4 14 have a happy love. 4 14 can taste the sweet fruit of success! Come on, friend!

27. Four realms of life: First, think what others think and do what others do; The second is to think what others didn't expect and do what others didn't do; The third is to think about things that others have not done and do things that others have not thought of; The fourth is to think about what others dare not think and do what others dare not do. Four, one, four, try it. May you enjoy the highest life.

28. Try when you encounter difficulties, break through the immediate difficulties, try when you encounter obstacles, and you will succeed. Try everything. Life is sweeter than honey. Try it on 4 14. Blessing to you, success will shake your hand. Happiness will embrace you, good luck will always surround you, and happiness will always accompany you.

29. Life is a performance, with life as the stage, time as the setting, emotion as the clue, experience as the plot and excitement and success as the climax. You can't refuse to cry, laugh or be willing. 4 14 give it a try, try bravely, be your own protagonist and make your performance irreplaceable!

30. No matter where you are, you will not be trapped in the same place, because you are a person, not a tree! Do what you love and live a more exciting life. Start bravely when you are looking. I don't care how hard it is, God will support you. 4 14 give it a try and work hard, and life will be better!

3 1. Ancient Shennong tasted a hundred herbs. Trying is a kind of beauty. It is said that practice makes true knowledge, trying is a hope, and life is wonderful because of trying. 4 14, just try it.

32. Try to forget your troubles and troubles, and happiness will come slowly; Try to exercise your body and ambition, and health comes uninvited; Stick to your dreams and career, and success will follow. 4 14 give it a try, dare to try, all good things will be biased towards you and eventually belong to you. Wish you success!

33. Try, you may succeed, try, you may have hope, 4 14 may save hope, try, you may change your life, try to confess to the person you love, and you will be 80% successful. If you can't do something, you might as well try to ask others or do it yourself. That's how you got the answer. Try life.

34, never give up in the pursuit, try again, maybe it is success; Never give up in love, try again, maybe hold hands; Never give up at work. Try again. Maybe it will be a good result. 4. 14 give it a try, try a miracle, and be happy first!

35. Try the little things in life and wish you all the best. Try hard in the important events of life, and wish you good results. Since ancient times, it has been difficult to be a conservative child. 4 14, give it a try, success belongs to you.

36, 4. 14 give it a try, face the difficulties and try with your courage; In the face of troubles, try with your cheerfulness; In the face of misunderstanding, try with your tolerance; In the face of indifference, try with your enthusiasm. The continuous fire of the mind will surely ignite the weeds in the obstacles and open up its own field.

37. A career is valuable and the ideal price is higher. If you want to achieve it quickly, you might as well try. 4. 14, try it. How many times can there be in life? Please try it quickly. Success is waiting for you ahead.

38. The heart does not cross the sea and does not hinder the mountain. I hope you can try sincere communication, in-depth understanding, calm face and psychological exchange. 4. 14, try it. I hope you will have a better experience and purer love in your attempt.

39, love tastes wonderful, kisses and hugs, try to understand; Lack of money tastes bitter, it is difficult to eat and wear less, and it is best not to try; Try the good, not the bad; 4. 14 Try it, and wish everyone happiness!

40, 4. 14 Try it. If you want happiness to stay, try with your heart. If you want wealth to enter, try hard; Want to make the family harmonious. Just try with understanding; 4. 14 Give it a try and wish you a happy career and family.

4 1, bid farewell to yesterday's injury and pain, face today's life hard, and make yourself work hard, which will definitely make tomorrow's life better. 4. 14 give it a try. You have to face every challenge and grasp every opportunity by yourself. Wish you a happy life!

42. When love is irretrievable, try to forget him (her), travel, sing and so on. Or try to find a friend to chat with, which may change your mood. Or try to send a short message to bless her (him), which may reassure you. Give it a try and fate will come.

43. People can believe that they can; People succeed because they can try bravely. 4 14 "give it a try", never underestimate your ability, try boldly, realize your dream, succeed and be happy, you are the only one!

44. A seed fell into the soil, tried it and germinated; A wisp of spring breeze brushed the treetops, tried it and spit green; A spring rain moistened the flower branches, tried them and blossomed. 4 14, give it a try, anything is possible.

45. Bao Jianfeng comes from sharpening, and plum blossoms come from bitter cold; The finest diamond must be cut. April 14 audition, I wish you a blockbuster, success and happiness!

46. When you are happy, try to find friends to share with yourself. Maybe this will make you happier and increase the feelings of friendship. When you are unhappy, you can also try to shout out to reduce unhappiness, or try to find friends to go out for fun. You'll feel better. Whether you are happy or not, you have to try.

47. The winding path is secluded, see if you dare to pursue it; Turn around and see if you dare to take risks; Rainbow is always after the storm, see if you are willing to struggle; Just try it. With courage and perseverance, you can have the hope of success, happy thoughts and happy dreams. 4 14, I hope you can try it boldly!

48. No matter how many times you fail, don't forget and try again. No matter how many setbacks you encounter, don't give up and try again; No matter how much you lose, don't lose heart and try again! 4 14, give it a try and seize your chance.

49. I dare not say love at first sight, but I can't say it in my heart. I miss you day and night, and I choose a good date to meet you. 4 14, I will boldly "give it a try", show my IQ and EQ together, pour out my heart and wait for your judgment, look forward to my goal, and make persistent efforts to love you.

50. Try to put aside your troubles and keep your happiness in your heart. Try to get rid of fatigue and keep healthy and safe moments as companions; 4. 14 give it a try. The time of' try' goes smoothly, and every day goes smoothly.

5 1, life needs to try, the product is good, only after use; Whether a lover is good or not will not be known until marriage; Whether a friend is good or not is only known by contact; Is the text message good? Just read it. 4. 14 Try it. May you bravely try the ups and downs of life, never give up or regret, and boldly move towards happiness!

52, don't say that the road ahead is confused, try to be brave, and the road will be clear and bright; Don't say that you are depressed, try to be happy, and your heart will be full of sunshine. 4. 14 give it a try, let the desire to try become your wings and take you all the way to hope!

53, 4. 14 Try to calm down as much as possible among the nervous pilots; Try leisure when you are nervous; Try to spread it when you are happy; Try to share when you succeed; When you are in trouble, try to be optimistic. I wish you a rich life and happiness every year in your attempt.

54. Most successful people try hard to find the opportunities they want. If they can't find it, they will try to create it themselves. 4 14 "try it", I hope you can seize the opportunity, "try it" and get what you want!

55. Try one thing and achieve one thing. Don't mention how happy you are. Try again and you will succeed, which will make people more determined. You need to try on the road of struggle, and failure can also promote reflection. 4 14, try it. May you try more in your life journey, seize the opportunity and never give up.

56. There is no way to doubt mountains and rivers, and there will always be difficulties and hardships; Another village has a bright future. Try it, and you will see the light. 4 14, give it a try, the light is just around the corner, come on!

57, 4 14 "try", "try" beyond self, "try" beyond dreams, "try" to get rich, "try" for scientific and technological innovation, and "try" for many good things. I wish you all the best. Success and happiness are yours.

58. "April 14 audition. Listen to the song "Try it" when you are in a bad mood; When encountering difficulties, read a good book and "try it"; Frustrated and frustrated, watch the sea "try it"; Lonely, send a text message "try it"; I wish my friends look at the problem from different angles, and happiness belongs to you. "

59. Try to rest when you are tired, make yourself healthy, comfortable and boring, try to be happy, make your mood sweet and lose, try to be beautiful, make your life happy and lose, and try to be confident and revive your passion. 4 14 Try it, try your courage, and wish you invincible.

60. No matter how life changes, how tortuous the road is and how bleak the future is, trying is the most effective strategy to break through the tight encirclement. 4 14, "Try it", and one attempt may pull you out of the tight encirclement.