Humorous greetings are short.

Humorous greetings are brief as follows:

1, night in the mountains, cool breeze and bright moon, I put two glasses of spirits on the stone table, one for you and one for me. Miss accompanied by wine, may the moon be long. Have a nice weekend!

2. Less overtime pay, more staying up late, less health, more tickets to go home, less motivation, more exercise, less illness, more smiles, less troubles and fewer friends.

3. Clouds miss the sea, so raindrops fall; Leaves miss the roots, so there are fallen leaves floating; I miss you, so I have a message blessing: Dear friend, the weekend is here, take care of yourself and get together again when you are free.

4. You can't measure people's talents without major events and problems; If you don't encounter prosperity and adversity, you can't examine people's tolerance; Not seeing each other on weekends and holidays does not reflect my concern for you.

5, people are still, things are still, and it is weekend; Think about it or forget it, just say hello; Idle can, busy can, happy can; Today is good, tomorrow will be better, and I sincerely wish: Happy weekend!

6, you are so handsome casually, the beauty will blame you; If you just stop, the traffic will be paralyzed; When you smile casually, the whole world screams for you.

7. You touch and touch crazily, and I touch and touch crazily. We touched it for a long time, nervous and excited. Suddenly, you shouted: full color, Hu! Haha, make you laugh. Have a nice weekend!

8. Don't always think about the weekend. Is it interesting? Five days is not good for enrichment. You've thought a lot about two days of idleness. You really don't want to pursue it, my friend Where are you going to play this week? Remember to take me with you.

9. Take a romantic mop and clean a happy home; Lying on the warm sofa, holding her cuteness; Take a happy spoon in the kitchen and add sweet flavor at will; Walking around like a myth, I wish you a laugh at the weekend!

10, giving gifts on weekends is heartbreaking, and a mother-in-law is a mother-in-law. Ceremony is light and afraid of resentment, and ceremony is heavy and afraid of food shortage! I can't help thinking about you. I want to take you to honor you. Who will taste your fat first? I'm kidding, Doby. I don't blame you!