Humorous classic birthday wishes

1, the sea is full of water, spiders are full of legs, and peppers are really hot. I really don't regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you, smiling from ear to ear every day.

It is said that meteors can give anything they want. If I can, I would like to wait under the night sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your pillow with my blessing. Happy birthday!

3, red candles, red wishes, red friendship is lit; Flash eyes, flash thoughts, flash true love. On my birthday, please talk about your thoughts and get drunk.

After I cleaned the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will be happy forever!

5. Today is your birthday. I specially gave you a bowl of longevity noodles and two rounds of poached eggs, and named you the birthday girl. You can live 9999. You can go down and enjoy it after three laps!

6. Today is my birthday, and I am one year older. If I am old, we will sell computers together. If we become ugly, we will be together for life; If you become stupid, I will follow you wherever you go. )

7. Walking through the pass of life and the long river of years, what I can't get out is the warm heart of my mother! Happy birthday to my mother!

8. Cupid said: One arrow represents love at first sight, two arrows represent wishful thinking, and three arrows represent luck. I can't believe you won't become a hedgehog if I shoot you with an arrow! Haha, happy birthday, my friend!

9. Ye Er can also understand the sneak attack of the wind; Snowflakes can still accept sunlight; Even mice don't hate cats that much; Are you still mad at me for reading text messages? Baby, smile, I love you! Happy birthday!

10, I spent a lot of time sending you a bunch of flowers. Happiness is a petal, and you are surrounded by pieces. Ruyi is a flower, and you are surrounded by grains. Happiness is the stem, and you are chased by the root. Put this bunch of flowers away. I wish you a happy heart. Beauty is better than flowers. Happy birthday!

1 1. I don't have a luxurious house, expensive cars, expensive gifts or romantic poems. I only have gentle wishes, baby. Happy birthday to you, always beautiful!

12, the loud bell rang, the splendid fireworks bloomed beautifully, and the gurgling stream tinkled. Song Song gave it to you on your birthday. I wish you a happy birthday, a safe and auspicious life, and good luck!

13, there are faint poems in the idle clouds, and there are continuous joys in the faint poems. There is my gentle blessing in the constant joy. Happy birthday!

14, flowers bloom for you, birds sing for you, the wind prays for you, the rain moistens your heart, the sun shines on your face, blessings are sent to your heart, the birthday is for you, happiness is as you wish, and you may live a long life.

15, all the waiting can appear, all the wishes can be realized, all the expectations can be realized, all the dreams can be realized, all the gods can appear, and all the blessings can be presented. Happy birthday to you.

16, give you leather shoes to wear all year round, and give you a fur jacket that will never change; Send you Mike hum and come to the talent show in public; Twist your ass and wag your tail, and quickly turn over text messages with your front paws; Take a deep breath when you see this, or you will laugh. Happy birthday, piggy!

17, the world is ugly when it is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

18, SMS opened, gift opened. Happy birthday to you. The first gift for you is health. I wish you full of energy every day. The second gift is happiness. I wish you a happy day and night!