Halloween funny classic quotations

Children from GREAT GHOST come to cover Halloween. They howled. Don't worry. They want to make you happy, or they will haunt you. The following are the funny classic quotations I carefully arranged for you, hoping to help you!

1) Light the jack-o-lantern in your hand, put on your happy mask, dress up for Halloween night, temporarily forget everything and enjoy the carnival tonight. Happy Halloween!

2) On this dark Halloween night, a ghost wearing a white ghost costume, a skull mask and a black owl knocks on your door. When you opened the door, a scream came? This ghost is scared to death when he sees you! Hahaha! Happy Halloween to you!

3) Hell, there are ghosts everywhere during the day. How can there be so many ghosts at night? Because today is Halloween, let's pretend to be ghosts and have a good night.

4) After having a Halloween dinner with my girlfriend, I took a taxi back to my apartment. My girlfriend happily said how to solve the problem of braised pork. The female driver took it: I also liked to eat before my death. They're scared. The driver went on to say: I seldom eat after giving birth.

5) You look strange. Zhong Kui should look askance. Your smile is charming and as beautiful as a flower. Your figure is very attractive. You should worship fat people. GREAT GHOST boy fans, make you an idol. The fun of Halloween. * * * A moment of ecstasy.

6) Halloween is coming, the cow head and horse face stand aside, and the zombie witches go into battle together. They put on their masks and enjoy themselves, and the release of happiness is infinite. SMS sends a faint blessing, happiness surrounds you and hugs you tightly.

7) Happy Halloween. It's a good ghost who replies to text messages, but a bad ghost who doesn't; Save handsome ghosts and delete ugly ghosts; If you don't accept it, it's a greedy ghost, a selfish ghost who steals fun, and a happy ghost who gives it to everyone to play with.

8) Halloween is coming, what are you waiting for? What? Play the ghost, and you're out. In this era, fooling is king. For example, I lied to you with a dime, son. Go back to the underworld.

9) When you smile, the wolf will hang himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When you stop, that smell permeates your whole body. Lice is a disaster when you sweat. If you don't dress up, you are uglier than a ghost. As soon as you dress up, the ghost becomes paralyzed! Halloween for you!

10) A cat on the left, a ghost on the right, a jack-o'-lantern in his hand, a ghost in front, a zombie behind, and an old witch flying overhead. Yes, you are the boss of Halloween, and the boss of Halloween is you! Wish you a happy holiday.

1 1) Halloween is coming. I will send you a happy ghost. I wish you happy every day. Send you a rich ghost, may you have money every day; Send you a happy ghost, may you be happy every day; Send you a universal ghost and wish you all the best.

12) When you see this message, you must do one thing according to the following requirements. Enter the words Happy Halloween in your mobile phone and send them to the people you like, because today is Ghost Festival and they need blessings.

13) Halloween, I recommend you a big movie about evil spirits. The plot is fantastic, the classic lines are all nonsense, the smart guy and the happy guy co-star, and the nuisance and the troublemaker make guest appearances. You are a cheapskate!

14) Today is a treasure? Ghosts? That day. Should go out, because go out to meet? Ghosts? People; Discipline, because there is no? Ghosts? Not Fiona Fang for a moment; You can send blessings, because SMS is not? Ghosts? It's quite affordable. Happy Halloween.

15) There are Jesus in the west and Tathagata in the east. Learn from Tang Priest to surrender to Wukong, learn from Wukong to slay and exorcise demons, and learn from the devil to shock the world. I wish you the prayers of the Bible and the blessings of Buddhist scriptures. Happy Halloween!

16) GREAT GHOST children sing together on Halloween, and when the happy guy arrives, happiness will arrive instantly; A deep card appears, and the mind becomes smart; Misers encounter countless money; When a naughty boy makes trouble, he is more energetic. Happy Halloween to you!

17) Halloween is coming in the west. I wish you a charming figure like a devil, a wonderful life like a magic, powerful skills like a devil, a successful career like a devil and a high fortune like a magic star. Happy Halloween!

18) madness is the main theme, arrogance is the style, scaring is the emotional appeal, screaming is the keynote, laughing is the keynote, pretending to be a ghost is a high-profile, Halloween is coming, put on an unusual tone, play a different high-profile, and live a taste of indulgence.

19) Happy Halloween: Don't shout when you meet strange people and things, but meditate in your heart. Remember to send the message, Buddha bless me safe! ? So all evil things can't come near you, remember to remember!

20) Today is a very special day, do you remember? The days when children frequented GREAT GHOST, remember? Yes, today is Halloween. Let's have fun together. Happy Halloween to you.

2 1) I can't figure out, I can't figure out, how can I pretend to be a ghost? I can't see through it, I can't guess, I don't know, I don't know, why should I pretend to be a ghost on holidays? Look carefully, think carefully, and see if you and I finally feel clear. If Halloween is not for you, why do you look like a ghost? Hehe, I wish you a happy Halloween.

22) It's Halloween, so be careful to knock at the door. Please don't open the door if you are not sure about the object. Over the years, theft cases have often occurred on Halloween. Pay attention to text messages. Be careful when borrowing money. Many people have been cheated!

23) Are you ready for Halloween? Is it a little melancholy? Never mind, I believe there will be a rainbow after the rain clears! Let's have a happy Halloween and party together! Put away everything that goes wrong. Happy Halloween!

24) Halloween is coming! I wish you a devil-like charming body; Life is as wonderful as magic; Powerful as the devil; Career is as successful as the devil; Wealth shines like a magic star. Happy Halloween!

25) I asked for an amulet for you on Halloween, commonly known as Zhu (Pig) Fu. Remember, as long as you call me a pig, I will be blessed by a pig a hundred times, and all monsters will be scared. Try it if you don't believe me!

26) The wind blows through the fallen leaves in the street and greets a group of children with light steps. Let's dance and lie tonight! Happy Halloween!

27) One-day Halloween tour: cross Naihe Bridge, drink Mengpo soup, visit the temple of hades, and visit eighteen levels of hell. Including free entertainment: knife and oil. Senior tour guide: Cow's head and horse's face are changeable in black and white. Welcome to register enthusiastically.

28) Whatever you will see tonight? Remember never to shout, because he will always be by your side. Ha ha! Happy Halloween!

29) Please note that there is an unknown object hovering ahead, don't move, it is probably a ghost sneaking out on Halloween! Please put your hands together and say the spell: Happy Halloween! Only in this way can you be safe and happy on Halloween!

30) Halloween presents are coming! Auspicious amulets, mirrors and swords will keep you away from hunger, drunkenness, dead fools, lechers, annoying people and happiness. Well, except that happy guy, hehe!

A selection of Halloween funny classic quotations 1) Waiting for you is my helpless eyes, calling you is my cold breath. My world is pale without you, and my smile is hazy without you. You are the only person I have in this lonely soul.

2) I am desperate. On this happy Halloween, the host doesn't know where to go. My brother has gone back to Huaguoshan, but Heaven can't. My base area, Liusha River, has almost dried up, leaving only a dime to send messages. Happy holidays, second brother!

3) Halloween mantra: I don't dress up because I am a real ghost. Don't be afraid, or you will be like me. I didn't mean any harm. I just watched you pretend to be me, so I came to join in the fun. Don't worry, ghosts and people can't be separated.

4) Halloween is coming, please close the doors and windows, protect your heart and watch your lungs. Vampires will sleep with you, zombies will walk with you, and witches will take you flying. Remember to lock the door when it gets dark! Happy Halloween!

5) Meeting during the day, working too hard, staying up late at night, twice as tired, pretending to be a ghost at the party, not getting drunk for a thousand cups. Happy Halloween.

6) Halloween slogan: collective nerves, all kinds of pranks, ghosts howling all over the street, Halloween blessing: scary, happy and extraordinary, Halloween goal: crazy day, chic day, laughing day, I wish you a good joke and happy Halloween.

7) Black eyes, black night, black. We celebrate Halloween, dark trench coats, dark robes, and light the way with a jack-o'-lantern! Halloween, all the darkness can be illuminated with your Halloween lights!

8) obliterate the advantages of others. As a prominent figure in the monster road, I am very cautious in texting. Halloween is here, and the brothers representing the monster road wish you a happy holiday!

9) Halloween tip: Please wear a thick mask and go out at midnight. If you meet a pedestrian, please remember to follow closely and find a chance to run to him. You will hear: ah! Ghosts!

10) a cold wind blew gently, leaves fell off the trees, and the people in the street were scattered. What are you doing? Are you going to send me a blessing message, too Dear, I wish you a happy Halloween.

The latest Halloween funny classic quotations 1) Halloween is coming. I will give you a back garden. There are trees of wisdom planted in the garden, with worries flowing and flowers blooming, and a bridge of luck has been built. Good luck and have a good mood. Happy Halloween!

2) Halloween is coming, the leaves on the trees are falling, and there are fewer people in the street. My blessing is ready for you, and the children in GREAT GHOST can't stand it. Why are you still alone? Get ready to come out and party together.

3) Look at the bright lights of the pumpkin lantern, listen to the sound of prayer, enjoy the Halloween night, drive away the ghosts in your dreams, light the shining lights in your heart and mine, and make your heart warm. Happy Halloween!

4) Wages are misers, prices are big, house prices are vampires, and the mood is a nuisance. Halloween is coming, throw out all your troubles and let them go to hell! Happy holidays!

5) Children in GREAT GHOST come to report on Halloween, and they howl. Don't worry, they want to make you happy, or they will pester you. So I was forced to send a text message to wish you a happy Halloween.

6) Remember today last year? I didn't mean to scare you! But that was the first time I held you in my arms!

7) Halloween is coming, hurry to light a jack-o'-lantern and hug happily; Try strange makeup clothes to change the mood of the character; Wave the magic broom to ward off evil spirits, and get rid of troubles and get together happily. Happy Halloween.

8) Love deeply, it is raining, and beautiful girls are flirting; The night is quiet, the wind is cold, and the black and white impermanence is charming; Plop, flustered, goat chasing the opposite sex; 10 Halloween, pick up a pumpkin and propose a toast!

9) Halloween is coming, there is no need to panic or hesitate. I've found two bodyguards for you privately: the happy guy and the happy guy. They will dispel many evil spirits such as annoying people and unlucky people for you. I hope Halloween is a safe holiday!

10) People are ghosts and can do anything. Heaven goes to earth, and there is always a phantom behind tenderness. A miracle happened. Don't be shy, because Halloween is happy.

1 1) Halloween is coming. The people who received this message, drunkards, lechers, rich ghosts, old ghosts, GREAT GHOST imps and monsters all came to bless you. Gods, gods, water gods, mountain gods, gods, wind gods and rain gods all came to bless you and ensure your family's safety and wealth.

12) Halloween, the wind blows the leaves and leaves fall, and ghosts haunt. Remember today, send a message to express your wishes, and remember to turn around, otherwise it will be embarrassing. What a passerby! He's a night god. Don't tremble with cold. I will send you a message to ensure your safety!

13) Today's Halloween party, you are definitely a star. Why? Don't they all say you are so dark, eat so badly and look so ugly? You don't look like a ghost. Who does? Happy Halloween.

14) I miss you so much and love you so much. Please allow me to tell you all kinds of stories that miss you. Please allow me to express my love for you with my infatuation. Halloween is coming, please allow me to sing a song with my ghost crying and wolf howling to coax you into my arms. Happy Halloween!

15) It's late at night, and you're going to bed. A candy flew into the window and hit you on the head. It is said to be a Halloween gift. Children in GREAT GHOST want you to be happy on Halloween, otherwise they will haunt you. So I wish you a happy Halloween, in order not to be pestered by them!

16) Halloween is here, dressed as a vampire, youthful and healthy; Become a witch and learn all kinds of spells that can bring good luck; Get close to zombies and get as good love as Corpse Bride. Happy Halloween to you.

17) Attention, everyone: In order to prevent ghosts during the day, go out mysteriously, dress like ghosts, and talk nonsense at work. Be confused when you receive a text message. Please tell each other!

18) With the joy of Halloween, you have a devil combination with foodies, and all troubles, worries, confusion, pain, stress, hardship, fatigue, unhealthy, unhappy and unhappy are driven away. Happy Halloween to you.

19) Ghosts are cute, unpredictable, quick-thinking, mysterious, and ghosts come to the festival. Only you are the happiest and completely original. Happy Halloween!

20) It's Halloween, and GREAT GHOST comes to your house. Happy people wish you more and more happiness, smart people wish you more and more intelligence, gas fugitives wish you more and more lovely, stingy people remind you to invite me to dinner often. Oh, haha, happy Halloween.

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