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It’s getting cold” the copy that should be posted

1. Rub your hands, it’s winter alone again.

2. I’m out of singles, I’m out of singles, I’m finally out of singles, I’m starting to wear two pieces now.

3. It’s winter and the gummy bears have to wear cotton clothes and turn into marshmallows.

4. When the weather gets cold, I turn into a fairy because I can release my fairy energy.

5. It’s cold, but I’m still alone. Could it be that Yue Lao secretly took my red thread to knit a sweater?

6. Others laugh at me for being wrapped in rice dumplings, but I laugh at others for being frozen.

7. When the weather gets colder, you have to work harder to make money. After all, winter clothes are more expensive than summer clothes.

8. If you don’t have a warm embrace, just add a thick coat.

9. My feet are so cold, I want to borrow Nezha’s Hot Wheels for a few days.

10. In winter, you should put your hands into the pockets of the people you like to keep warm.

11. True maturity is when you take the initiative to put on your long johns.

12. It’s the season again when you need courage to take a shower, perseverance to do laundry, explosive power to get out of bed, and unprecedented strength to go out to class.

13. The weather is getting cold, and I think it’s time to add some winter clothes. I open my wallet and take a look, forget it, I’m still young and I’m not afraid of the cold.

14. Instead of asking for help, it is better to make a huge sum of money.

15. Cold is just one word, I only say it once and use snot instead for the rest.