Encyclopedia of ambiguous short messages (lovers' ambiguous little humorous short messages)

Couples ambiguous little humorous message, full text of 30 sentences:

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

I am a bird imprisoned by you. I have forgotten how high the sky is, but I can't stand my delusion in this dazzling city. Tears are my only luxury.

How many times have I told you to go to bed early at night and not to go out, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

Man: Every time I miss you, the star will drop a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Woman: Every time I think about you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

Thinking of you, Xinjiang roast lamb leg stuffing is really beautiful. I miss you very fat, but it's heavy in my heart. It's late at night, the birds are asleep and the mosquitoes are out. I miss you and look forward to you. I'm doomed to insomnia tonight. The dream is lost, and the soul is haunted by it. Why not return the stolen heart?

The lover will eventually buckle the meat, but the pig pocket will appear in the lover's eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

Ah! I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

I'm a little vulgar and weird, a little boring and cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little smart, a little rogue! Say rogue is rogue, slick love! You want to love me, then love me.

No matter where, thousands of miles or Wan Li, no matter when, ten years or a hundred years, I miss you deeply and love you. Although I deny the existence of all gods, I will always believe that you are a "new god!" "

You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. Seeing your heart beating faster, but not your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. I hope having you is not a long wait.

1 Seeking friends: male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

1 The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life!

1 You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity to go down the mountain; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first!

1 lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

1 You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you through hard work, damn it! Only to find that our wings are on the same side.

1 I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you more; I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily; I can't sleep at night because ... I'm hungry.

1 Dear, for you, I will cross the ocean and jump into the abyss without hesitation. I will overcome any difficulties! If it doesn't rain, I will find you on time on Sunday!

1 The scorching sun is long in summer, and there is nowhere to hide in the rolling heat wave. My eyes were black and my heart was in a panic, and my head was sweating. Thinking of you in my heart is like eating cold candy, my heart is cold, and it is like an air-conditioned room no matter how hot it is!

1 If you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be a slacker and chew you!

20. I miss you, a morning glory, stretching bit by bit, inch by inch.

If the whole Yellow River is poured out, the flame of my love for you will go out. Can all the water in the Yellow River be poured out? No So I still love you.

I prayed in front of the Buddha for 500 years, just to be a blooming flower on your only way.

I never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. You can't learn if you forget. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

You are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round leg mouse eyes, nose and mouth, dribbling and drooling.

Love is not afraid of darkness. The darker the corner in the park, the more couples go there. Love is not afraid of heat, even if the temperature is 40 degrees, lovers will stick together; Love is not afraid of cold, but lovers are still dating outdoors in ice and snow.

Dear, I've always wanted to learn from the Monkey King, so that I can take good care of you on Halloween. All kinds of monsters come on!

I want you to know that as long as you run away, I will chase you, no matter where, even in hell, no matter how far you go, I will chase you.

2 Love: 10% persistence+10% missing+10% jealousy+10% suspicious+10% sweet+10% distressed+/kloc-

Kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are coke and sprite; Kissing you is just-I love you.