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Mid-Autumn Festival on July 15, send memorial service and blessing message.

1, July 30th, Mid-Autumn Festival. First, worship your ancestors and pray for God's blessing: GREAT GHOST's ghosts and monsters are far away from you, and your troubles have nothing to do with you. All the best, adults and children, and the whole family are safe!

2. Mid-Autumn Festival on July 15, a coup to prevent ghosts: the movie depends on Ghost Catcher; The novel says "ghost blows light"; Sing Ghost Song of Love; If you draw a picture of Zhong Kui, fight poison with poison, you won't believe that you can't control evil spirits.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, I want to protect you. Finally, I decided to learn from the Monkey King. With his skill, there is no need to worry about monsters in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

I don't want to pretend to be a ghost to scare you. Let my mobile phone say hello to you for me. May all monsters stay away from you, and good luck and happiness accompany you. I am afraid of the dark, and I will always protect you. Happy Halloween, don't be afraid to pull!

5. When ghosts haunt in the seventh month of the lunar calendar, do you always feel that someone is following you, regardless of whether you look left, right, front and back, but you can't see? To tell you the truth, it's fun, good luck and peace. I wish you happiness collectively ~

6. July 15 is the Mid-Autumn Festival, the main purpose of which is to worship ancestors. Although people call it Ghost Festival, don't panic and be timid. Prepare some money for shochu, vegetables and paper, and miss it later. More or less no one doubts what the old and new people gave to their ancestors.

7. There are all saints in the west, and those who wear pumpkins are called imps; China has the Central Plains. When the gate of hell opens, ghosts come out together. There are differences between Chinese and western cultures, and their humanistic cultivation is different. The Central Plains met a happy ghost. Have a good time.

8. Today, the Ghost Festival in the Central Plains is more about worshipping ghosts and gods; Thanks to ghosts and gods, I made a wish to the gods: I wish my work smooth and make more money; Second, I hope that family harmony is really happy; Third, I wish to be healthy and disease-free and disaster-free; May a friend's life be sweeter than honey.

9. Of the three haunted festivals, today is the most haunted. This night, regardless of monsters, they will go out one after another to find people who don't send or receive text messages. In order not to get caught, text messages will be sent quickly.

10, look behind you, the shadow is transmitted; Look at your bedside, midnight ghost; Listen to the ghosts crying and howling outside your door; Think about your dream, there are skeletons everywhere; After the Mid-Autumn Festival, you have more courage.

1 1, the Central Plains has arrived, and the boy is noisy and running back and forth. With the information, I remind you that you can't be confused then. The left hand cinnabar escapes to the right, and the right hand mahogany jumps to the left. If you meet a happy ghost, throw away cinnabar music once.

12, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, which is the moment when you pay attention to safety. If you want to avoid monsters, there is a way. At that time, as long as you meet anyone suspicious, you can read out the exorcism order loudly: I love you!

13, Mid-Autumn Night, phosphorescence in front of the grave, ghosts scattered, wandering around, ghosts crying and howling, earth-shattering, dark shadows approaching, dry hands, horrible head, pale face, gently say: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

14 July 15 Mid-Autumn Festival, every family pays homage to their ancestors. During the sacrifice, there are three rounds of salute and wine cannons, and a banquet is held to celebrate * * *, and a memorial service is held every year to remember their deceased relatives!

15, this is a terrible message, and it is even more terrible to receive it on this special day today. Don't blame me for not reminding you. If you are timid, you'd better not watch it. Don't listen, do you? Then you're welcome! Scared you, didn't it? Actually, I just want to say to you: Happy Halloween!

16, congratulations! You will get three gifts at the same time when you receive my message on Halloween. The first one is an auspicious amulet! The second one: Demon reduction and mirror removal! The third thing: in addition to the ghost sword! If you can't walk at night today, you can scream and scream. Hello.

17, Mid-Autumn Festival, send you a happy ghost to teach you the road to success: whether you are a ghost or not, there is no distinction between "ghost" and "ghost" at work. As long as you persist and the "ghost" is working hard, you will definitely become a "ghost" with great wealth.

18, Mid-Autumn Festival, Little Devil teaches you success: whether you are a ghost or not, there is no distinction between "ghost" and "ghost" in your work. As long as you stick to it and the "ghost" is working hard, you will definitely become a high official and a ghost, and your husband and wife will feel honored.

19, the festival is like a pass, and the ghost festival is going to pass the gate of hell. Drink a glass of water first and forget all the troubles in the world. Drink another bowl of ecstasy soup, and all the depression will be ruined. Go to the Chenghuang Temple again and get a red envelope with joy. Happy Halloween!

Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, commonly known as Ghost Festival. On behalf of Yamaraja in the Tenth Hall, black and white impermanence, and many GREAT GHOST, imps, ghosts, you damn fool, debtors, amorous ghosts, shadow ghosts, upper-body ghosts, nerds and smart people, I wish you all a happy Halloween!

2 1, Mid-Autumn Festival received this message from a funny guy, saved this message from a naughty boy, deleted this message from a troublemaker, forwarded this message from a smart guy, and replied to this message from a kind guy, but did not reply to a dead fool's message. Haha, happy Halloween, son!

22. Everyone says you are a ghost, so just admit it! Friends call you a "happy guy", bosses call you a "smart guy", elders call you a "kid", go home and open the door, and your wife greets you and shouts "dead fool"! Since you are a ghost, I wish you a happy Halloween!

23. Mid-Autumn Festival July 15, wave goodbye to the autumn tiger, cover your stomach at night, live a healthy life everywhere, and send text messages to the amulet for good luck and happiness. I sincerely wish you don't get angry, be happy and cool!

24, point a column of incense, acacia floating; Burn a pile of paper money and make a wish; Send a bunch of autumn chrysanthemums, faint and sad. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, don't forget the work of our predecessors. Remember the tradition of China and wish the people you love happiness forever!

25. Light a happy lamp and drift away from you on the river of happiness; Click a handful of auspicious paper, and the smoke of happiness will surround you tightly. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, I hope you have received my blessing, and I wish you a happy ghost forever.

26, most afraid of your tired beautiful image, most afraid of your tired eyes, most worried about the lament that you have to give up, most touched your soul that has persisted to the present, Mid-Autumn Festival, left a confidence to others and a belief to yourself!

27. It's mid-July again, and it's cloudy and foggy. A Huang Ju expresses her thoughts, curls cigarettes and tells her affection; Today, the Central Plains Ghost Festival is approaching, and the heart of heaven and man is getting colder; Live a good life before you die, cherish the present and don't wait; Happiness is always accompanied by happiness, and I can do my best in this life, no regrets!

28. Chrysanthemums are everywhere on the road to heaven, and paper money turns into butterflies. It used to be a day of ancestor worship. I just hope that I will never wake up. Memories will haunt me and make me feel sad and sad. Don't forget my old friend on Mid-Autumn Festival. I hope you cherish the beautiful life now and be happy forever!

When the Mid-Autumn Festival comes, the children are already on their way. Doby happy ghost, compare whose smile looks good; When you meet a coward, you scare him to run away; Blackmailing rich ghosts, gold and silver piled up; Dangdang little goat, take the opportunity to cheat. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

30. Light some candles, set off firecrackers, sweep graves, pay homage to ancestors, think about the sufferings of predecessors, count the blessings now, pack up your bags, look forward to the future and go your own way to make tomorrow's life more refreshing!