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1, the flowers have blossomed, and my thoughts have fallen to the ground. What I can't stop is my boundless concern; Clouds and clouds are a lifetime of happiness, and countless are my infinite wishes. I wish you a full moon. Good morning!

2. As soon as you stop and look back, time flies by; One day and one night, flowers bloom and fall; When we meet and leave, where can we find the years? One road for life, time is not wasted; A lifelong friend will always love you. Good morning and good luck.

3. I want to pull your ear, scratch your cheek, and then pat your ass; I want to hold your hand, shake your feet, and then knock your head; Come and say hello in the morning: still sleeping! Little lazy cat gets up.

4. When the morning comes, you open your eyes, and your dream hope will blow in with the refreshing gust; When you open the window, the happy mood will come in with the warm sunshine; You turn on your mobile phone, and the cheerful ringtone brings you happy greetings. Are you ready? Good morning, friend!

5. Don't pray that life can be simple. What you should pray for is that you can become stronger. Life is beautiful because it is strong. Good morning!

6. Jingle bell, may you get up gently; Ding, I wish you a good mood in the morning; Ding Lingling, may you be happy; Ding, may your dream never end; Ding, bless you not to run out of short messages; Greetings from Ding. May you be happy all your life. Good morning!

7. Whether rich or poor, happiness is not a till, simple and happy as a flower, rich and brilliant, poor and elegant; Love or hate, don't forget that love and hate are generous and have no fate, so love should be loved, and hate is useless; Bitter or happy, sweet and sour never mix bitter and spicy, bitter and haha, happy and haha, I wish you a happy smile! Good morning!

8. Morning, happy event. Student: Is there a sleeper to XX? Conductor: No more. Student: What about the hard seat? Conductor: No more. Student: Are there any standing tickets? Conductor: Yes, but we don't sell student tickets. Student: Why? The Ministry of Railways said that students are not allowed to go home standing this year? Ah! Then I can't go back!

9. The weather is cold and my heart is warm. My blessing to you is forever! People are far away, my heart is near, and my thoughts about you remain unchanged! I wish you a sunny day and smile every day. Good morning!

10, when the mobile phone rings, the sun jumps over the mountain and laughs; The mobile phone rang twice, and the birds chirped the noise of the morning; The mobile phone rings three times, and the rain is around the heart; The mobile phone rings four times, and the happy laughter is untenable; If the mobile phone rings again, the words of blessing are just around the corner; When you squint, good luck and happiness come. Good morning.

1 1, I found that when I woke up, my dream was full of your traces, brewing my dream and your time into a blue sky. That sky is beautiful, beautiful, as beautiful as you, baby ~ good morning ~

12. Good morning. Happy moment. The couple are discussing how to cook fish. Husband said: stir-fry and burn the incense. ? The wife said: Steamed delicious. ? At this moment, the son shouted:? You are so cruel! Fish will die without water. Let's make soup! ?

13, a greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, may happiness always emerge in your heart, good morning!

14, in the cold winter, have you found that the only thing we can't lift is chopsticks, and the only thing we can't get in is the quilt? Cold weather makes you laugh, good morning ~

15. In the garden of my heart, I collect golden flowers, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting. Good morning!

16, in the morning, when the morning glow flutters her gentle wings, it gently awakens our dreams, a ray of fresh air and a ray of sunshine that brings us happiness, dear, good morning!

17, if you cry, your opponent will laugh; If you laugh, your opponent will cry. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing. All you have to do is ignore the sarcastic voice and cheer yourself up. Good morning, friend!

18, along the way, thousands of people passed by Qian Qian, but only you knew each other. Time goes by, erasing vows and diluting love. In the face of fleeting time, only friends are forever. Good morning.

19. Encourage yourself when you are lonely and warm yourself when you are lonely. Learn to be independent, bid farewell to dependence, and bid farewell to your weak self. Life is not only warm, the road of life will not always be smooth sailing, but as long as you have confidence in yourself and know your own value, life will not be so confused. Good morning!

20. Good morning, happy event. A strange number sent me a message:? Mom, I have no living expenses. Please call me hundreds of times, or the original number XXXXXX. ? I was stunned for 5 seconds and replied: Son, are you from the future? Can you tell me when I can see your father?

2 1, laughing depressed, water all the way, watching the clouds disappear on the ridge; When you are free, you can lean on the inclined bridge, the bright moon is in the sky, and flowers bloom in the court. May you sing carefree songs with the breeze and be happy. good morning

22. Open your eyes and send a text message to greet you. Stretch and awaken the blessed god; Dress and wash, and be happy and intimate with you; Ride a breeze and embark on a happy journey; SMS greetings, have a happy day. I wish you good morning and happiness!

No one can go back to the past and start over, but anyone can write a completely different ending from today. May every day be filled with hope and happiness. Good morning.

24. good morning Happy moment. The lady complained. Sir? You don't know anything about a woman's heart, and you don't want to say what I like to hear. ? Sir:? Ok, remind me what you want to hear. ? Madam:? At least change your name and stop screaming? Wife? , called three words, some intimacy. ? Sir:? I see, old woman. ? Let you relax, good morning!

25. Every day we live now is the youngest day in the rest of our lives. May you cherish the present, good morning!

I really don't want to mind my own business. I'm afraid you'll call me nosy, but I really have something to do. If I don't say it, it will become trouble. What happened? Actually, it's no big deal I just want to tell you to stop dreaming and get up quickly.

27, you wake up, or don't wake up, the boss is there, adamant; You catch the bus, or you don't catch the bus, the bus is there, neither too early nor too late; Vacation, or no vacation, the work is there, come or not, can't go; You work hard, or you don't work hard, the salary is there, no increase or decrease. Get up quickly and be your own boss. Silence, wake up, be sad, get up.

28. I miss you when I wake up in my sleep and send text messages at will; I don't know if I can be satisfied recently, and my work and life are smooth; May I always bless you, say good morning and wish Geely.

29. If you ask for directions, you won't get lost. If you leave a retreat, you won't have a dead end. If you dare to turn back, you won't have a dead end. Failure is not necessarily failure, and success is not necessarily achievement. You can escape from reality, but you can't escape from life. Good morning.

30. If the temperature drops by one degree every day, I will store the thoughts of MINUS 365 degrees for you. If I feel warmer every day, I will wait for you at the zero point of happiness. Good morning, it's not too cold this winter!

3 1, such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, I just want to stay in bed. Looking up, I found it was moonlight and slept soundly. The sky is gray and wild, and my whole body is lazy and itchy. I don't want to go to work or be busy. I have to remind you to add clothes. Have a nice morning.

32. A long time ago, there was a landlord named Monday who was cruel and abnormal! Kill my brother on Saturday and Sunday, and betrothed my sister to a cruel landlord named overtime in a neighboring village on Friday! Not only that, he also runs wild in the countryside every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, killing people. His crimes are so heinous that the people are in hot water! Even so, I will say good morning to you on Monday under the nose of the landlord!

Don't be afraid to do something wrong. Even if you are wrong, you don't have to be sad. There are right and wrong in life, not to mention many things. In retrospect, right or wrong doesn't matter. Good morning.

Good morning friend, please accept my blessing: let a smile climb on your face, let happiness fill your heart, let good luck be with you, let success snuggle on your chest, let happiness bloom and let friendship be treasured in your heart.

35, moved, because someone cares; Happiness is because someone can think; Satisfaction is due to mutual understanding. No matter where you are, I deeply bless you: with my blessing, you will be happy! Good morning!

36. Good morning, happy moment One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid the wolf. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We'll give up, as you like. At this point, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is.

37. The bell is melodious, and the smell in the morning is really good. Turn on the phone and laugh silly, send a message to greet you early: with my blessing, have your confidence and have a wonderful life. Good morning!

38. My short message reaches your mobile phone in time, and the morning sun shines on your ass in time. My blessing reaches your heart in time, and the good luck of the day wraps around your body in time. I hope to see you happy in a beautiful morning. Good morning!

39. Good morning, happy moment. As a freshman, fill in a self-introduction first, which contains sports expertise. My deskmate told me not to write about that kind of sports meeting, or you will be forced to participate in future sports meetings. So we wrote golf, tennis, skiing and so on. I want to turn around and remind the boys who are playing well in the back. As a result, his sports strengths are stepping on light bulbs with his feet and hitting stones with his chest.

40. The hardest thing to do in life is: just ask about the cultivation and don't ask about the harvest. The hardest thing in life is wealth, power and beauty. The hardest thing in life is happiness and happiness. But no matter how hard it is, my regards are still with you. I wish you a happy new year, happy every day and good morning.

4 1, here you are 12? Heart? Be comfortable in the morning, go out smoothly, be careful on the road, be patient when things go wrong, be careful in making friends, be sincere in treating others, be happy at home, be at ease at night, have confidence in yourself, have love for others, and wish you happiness every day! Good morning!

42, a short message, blessing to send; Send a short message carefully; Send text messages and add clothes and hats; Send a text message and your troubles will be gone; Send a message and laugh happily; A short message, happiness report, good morning to you.

43. The sun got up lazily, the birds sang happily, and the young trees opened their eyes vaguely. I'm really sorry to remind you, don't wait, it's time to get up! Good morning, friend!

44. Good morning, a relaxing time. The kindergarten teacher asked the baby:? Baby, why is your hair curly? The baby looks at it. Sure enough, all the other children have straight hair. Why? The baby suddenly understood, blinked and said, teacher, when I was still in my mother's stomach, my mother drank boiled water. ?

45. I am not the sun. I can't send you the earliest warmth every day, but I can send you the most sincere greetings in the simplest way, that is, to be the first person to send you a blessing message: good morning and happiness.