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1. Girlfriend is a foodie. Just after dinner, I was full and my stomach was round. As I touched my stomach, I said that it is better to be pregnant than to make a man pregnant.

2. I just

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When you are a teenager, love can be late, but delivery and takeaway can't be late.

3. Stop joking. Have you ever seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? So you have no breasts in your bra and no money in your wallet.

Four. There are two things in this life that others cannot take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So to be a dreamy foodie, you are invincible.

Life is not easy, so don't drown your sorrows in wine. If you feel sad, go to bed early. Wine costs money, you can save a bottle.

6. Every time someone asks for directions, I blindly point. First, because I don't know the way at all.

The second is to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that I must study hard like this, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.

Eight. You can't laugh at your cell phone at school. The teacher will think that you are in love outside. You can't laugh at your cell phone at home. At school, your parents will think you are in love.

9. When I was a child, I thought that life was: all the best, more than a year. When I grow up, I find that life is: everything happens unexpectedly, and there is more than one year, and there is less than one year.

10. If you are not a real foodie, then you will never understand that there is a world of difference between "but I am full" and "I am full, but". 1 1. It's said that one white covers all the ugliness. Fat destroys everything, so when a person is white and fat, does it cover up all the ugliness or destroy everything?

12. If my boyfriend doesn't marry me in the future, I will find someone with the same surname and have a son with the same name, so I can't be husband and wife with my son.

Thirteen. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

14. Losing weight is not so easy. Every catty of meat has its temper. After the age of not eating fat, it is better to give up if you are entangled.

15. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

16. There are generally two reasons for the failure to invite girls out to play: First, they are too lazy to make up.

Second, you don't deserve her makeup.

17. Girls should learn to sympathize with their boyfriends. When a boyfriend is too busy to spend time with himself, he finds other boys to accompany him. Keep their boyfriends out of it. Be a sensible girl.

From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

19. A "bad man" must have a good appearance, otherwise, he doesn't deserve to be a bad man and a bad man in a woman's heart.

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A billion brothers and sisters stand out, which only shows that you are really the stupidest one. They all know that it is not easy to live in this world.

2 1. When I am sad, I open my wallet. There is nothing in my wallet. It is balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it.