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How to set up a routine boyfriend

How to set up a routine boyfriend

There are many kinds of sentences about how to set up a routine boyfriend. Sentences can express a relatively complete meaning, with a certain tone and different tones, and there is no language unit with big pause. Let's see how to set up a boyfriend.

How to set a routine boyfriend 1 1, there are all kinds of flavors in the world, thank you for your sweetness.

When you want to turn around, I will be behind you.

3. You can try to call a member of the opposite sex and say, "Actually. . . "Then pause for a while, and then say," Forget it, it's okay, go to bed early. " . And then I hung up. This person will struggle all night, if you don't believe me, you can try. . . hahaha

Let's get married. I don't want anyone but you.

Thank you for pampering me as a child.

6. The sweetest word is darling, two words come, three words are a kiss, four words are my princess, and five words are my favorites.

7. No, no, I want nothing but you.

8. I want to bite you and taste your cooking. It's so cute.

9. I really want to turn over and roll into your arms when I sleep. It's sweet to think about it.

10, I haven't thought about changing people since I met you.

1 1. A beautiful woman is eating Sugar-Coated Berry. How can I convince her that I'm not here to strike up a conversation, but want to know where I bought Sugar-Coated Berry?

12. Well, I want to know where you bought Sugar-Coated Berry.

13, another 10,000 years, family ties will not change.

14, when a boy can't see you, you can keep staring at him, and when he looks at you, look away in a panic immediately. It is said that "watch for more than three seconds, then show an embarrassed expression, and then bow your head and smile" can make men over 27 sleepless all night.

15, "Hello, beauty, you are so beautiful. I saw you from a distance, so I wanted to come and say hello to you.

16, if you feel tired, then turn around and hide in my arms. Even though I am younger than you and my arms are not big enough and warm enough, I will try my best to hold you tight and will not let go. I will be very gentle with you.

17, I love you very much. Even if there are boys in the world who are taller, more handsome and more sensible than you, it's none of my business.

18, I listen to your sweet words, and I will accompany you all my life.

19, want to hug, want to touch your head, want to hug your cheek, want all your love.

20. It is said that magpies will turn into crows if they drink too much coke. Welcome to visit. Too much coke will turn into thanking you for your patronage. Your cat loves you too much and will turn into a rabbit. He also said that he would hide what he wanted to say at the beginning of the sentence because he was too shy.

How to follow the routine of boyfriend 2?

1, "If I had a child with you, what do you think it would be?" "What seats? Gemini? " "No, this is our masterpiece."

2. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

3. "I have a cold", "Then pay attention to my health" and "Because I have no resistance when I see you"

4. "Do you like drinking water or drinking water?" "Drink water" "Unlike you, I like to care about you"&; Nb routine sp;

5. "Well, will you like me?" "No" "Never mind, I can teach you."

6. "Let me ask you a question. Do you know what the luckiest door in the world is? " "Heart door?" "Wrong, it's us!"

7. "What blood type are you?" "O type" "No, you are my ideal type"

8. "I like you", "It seems that there is an earthquake" and "A wave of unrest rises again"

9. "I am full as soon as I see you." "Why!" "Because it's delicious!"

10, "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" "No" "One lives in a cave and the other lives in my heart."

1 1, "Girl, how about I give you a divination?" "Good" "Oh, girl, let me count. You don't need me in your life. "

12, "Can you help me wash something?" "What" and "washing" like you. "

13, "Do you know where my heart is?" "On the left." "No, on your side."

14, "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "If your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

15, "Can you guess whether I like sunny days or rainy days?" Sunny Days and Wrong, I like having you every day.

How to flirt with boys in the routine of boyfriend 3

1, when you are happy, my mood is sunny; When you are sad, I am in the thunderstorm. Because I love you, I want to feel all your feelings.

If there is no moon, I can't miss you. If there is no sun, I don't care about you. Even if the sun and the moon cycle and time flies, how can I forget you?

3. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just for one day, you gently walk on the roadside and fall down for you!

If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes kept blinking, so I died!

When you miss me, come to me. When you see me, bring fruit, oranges, bananas and apples. Oranges mean you love me, bananas mean you miss me, and apples mean you love me. 6. I enjoyed every minute with you. I hope you are as happy as I am. I feel sweet at the thought of your name.

7. I feel very happy because of you. If I am not the happiest woman in the world, I am also the second happiest woman in the world. Anyway, I'm glad.

8. How beautiful the stars are in the sky. Without you, everything will die. Every lonely night, you know, I miss you silently.

9. Honey, I can't forget you. Maybe only time can help me. But, dear, after so long, I still can't forget you!

10, from the moment I saw you, my soul seemed to be taken away by you, and your shadow occupied every memory of me. Can you understand my infatuation?

1 1. I am a vine and you are a tree. The meaning of my life is to cling to you, care about you and care about the happiness of our life.

12, the wind blew away the vicissitudes of life; Rain, taking away the confusion; In this world, you have dreams, see you and see the direction of progress; Love you is not negotiable!

13, I always knew I loved you, but I didn't say it because I couldn't stop thinking about you. Now I say this because I care about you.

14, because of the stars, the night is no longer dark; Because one day, the sea is blue; Because of dreams, life is full of hope; My world is wonderful because of you!

15, take her hand to your heart and say to her: I want to give you a special gift. From now on, this place belongs only to you. Do you want to come in and have a look?

The second sentence of the routine of chatting with boys

1, "Will you stop calling me" you "?" "Fool, I called you because you are in my heart!"

2. "My eyes can unlock your IphoneX." "Why?" "My eyes are full of your appearance!"

3. "Hey, let me ask you a personal question?" "What?" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "no!" "Do you want me to introduce you to one?" "Who is it?" "That man has the same surname as me, and his name is (euphemistically and mysteriously)."

4. "The fortune teller calls me Wang Fu" "Do you want to verify it?"

5. "What do you think is the cleanest and clearest thing in the world?" Water? ""no, it's my eyes. "Why?" Because I only have eyes for you. "

6. "I guess you must have broken the law recently." "Why?" "You stole something and stole my heart."

7. "Do you know why I am afraid of you?" "I don't know." "Because I am naturally afraid of my husband."

8. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No" "Then why are you so heavy in my heart?"

9. Why do I love you? About this question? I want to answer it all my life.

10, "I can't seem to find my way." "Where are you going?" "How can I get to your heart?"

1 1, "Why do you always forget things?" "What's missing?" "Lost me!"

12, "Your legs must be very tired", "Why" and "You have been running in my head all day"

13, "I'm going to take a shower." "How could you?" "What happened to the bath?" "You should have taken me with you."

14, "Miss, please give it back to me!" "what!" "My heart, you took it away with your eyes!"

15, "I like a girl very much now." "Who do you like?" "Turn the phone black and you can see her."

16, "Can you laugh?" "..." "I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

17, "Everything can go wrong." "Stop thinking about me."

18, "Do you like getting rich?" "Of course I do." "I don't like it. I like to hug you. "

19, "I have super powers." "What is it?" "I like you very much."

20. "I'm looking for a store", "What store" and "Your phone"

2 1, "Guess what I want to eat", "I don't know" and "Staring at you"

22. "Can I add pudding to milk tea?" "Yes" "Can I add pearls?" "Can I add everything?" "Yes" and "Then add a WeChat"

23. "You are like a relative of my family." "What?" "My dad's son-in-law."

24. "What should I do on the day of 520?" "Confession!" I love you!

25. "You must come when I get married." "Why?" "Because it would be embarrassing without a groom."

26. "Tell me if you have a crush on me." "What if you have a crush on each other?" "Is it stupid?"