What are some funny copywriting suitable for single dog to send on Valentine's Day?

1. If you really don't want Valentine's Day, contact me. I know several dog dealers.

2. There are no objects in the world, and there are many people. My mother thinks I should have them.

Everything will be fine, and all shall be well. Single dog witnessed it, and I saw it clearly on the tricycle.

4. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.

The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is actually single dog.

6. single dog is dead, and no couple is innocent. 7. Don't ask me for emotional advice. I'm single dog. I only suggest breaking up.

8. At school, people walk hand in hand with their boyfriends. At school, I ordered dry rice. \n9。 What about love? Go on up, Timia.

10, please move me to my parents and relatives. I wish you a hundred years of harmony and long-term reunification.

1 1. Do you need a light bulb for Valentine's Day? It doesn't matter whether you eat or not, mainly to see love at close range.

12, please help me hold the flowers steady. If the rose sticks to me, I can't get up without 30 thousand or 50 thousand

13, have you received the transfer? Don't say no when I borrow money.

14. Sincere friendship comes from endless greetings. Good morning everyone. May you be single forever.

15, I want to go to the movies on Valentine's Day. Do you have any good targets to recommend?

16, tell Taohua not to open it, I am a monk.

17, just confessed. Let us congratulate you.

18, someone asked me if I was alone on Valentine's Day? That's interesting. Not a person. Is it a dog?

19, please don't call me single dog, my code name is "Lone Wolf".

20. Love can be late, but neither take-out nor express delivery can.