Parents' text messages are funny.

The husband said to his wife, honey, if Edison hadn't invented the electric light, we would still have to watch TV by candlelight.

Mother bought a net bag of fruit and reminded her son: You put the fruit where no one can get it. The son said, mom, just put it in my stomach.

Sister: Eat some spinach to add color to your face. Sister: Who wants the green face?

A lady fell and the Prime Minister held her. "Sir, how can I thank you?" "Vote for me in the next general election." "But I hurt my knee, but my head is not bad."

Teachers educate students that no amount of money can betray love for their loved ones. I will give you $65,438,000. Can you hit your parents? The student immediately asked: I hit my sister, how much is it?