Funny SMS greetings for Valentine’s Day

1. Missing notice: A certain woman is slim, extraordinary-looking, gentle and lovely; she will always be in my heart. Anyone who knows the whereabouts please contact me. I am willing to pay you with a diamond ring!

2. Being alone, longing for lovesickness, the cold moon is blowing, the evening breeze is blowing, Valentine's Day is coming, I am alone with my mobile phone on, thinking about the good times, expressing my heartfelt words, sending my blessings, Happy Valentine's Day!

3. I was in a car accident and my waist was twisted. You were the driver who caused the accident - I was hit by love! Hehe, I love you!

4. When will I have a lover? I asked my friends via text message. I don’t know if there are people around me or if I have a boyfriend. I want to find her, but I am afraid of missing the opportunity. I can’t sleep all night. The most difficult thing is to rest. Three How can two glasses of light wine defeat him? Looking for a close friend on Valentine's Day!

5. I fell in love with you at first sight, hugged you without saying a word, came to you every three days, no one kissed you everywhere, married you within five days, and we will not be separated for sixty years!

6. Watch you quietly and concentrate, dream beautifully of your happiness, love you deeply and sincerely, care for you well and carefully, think about you foolishly and tell you quietly. You and I love you so much!

7. If one day you think of the people who once loved you, I will always be one of them. If one day no one in this world loves you anymore, I will definitely be dead by then. !

8. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your plush hand! love! Let's walk upright!

9. You are the wind and I am the boat, we can go far together; you are the rose and I am the flower, we bloom the flower of love; you are the warmth and I am the home, we form a happy couple. Home; Today is Valentine’s Day, Happy Valentine’s Day!

10. Oh! My dear, let me tell you, on Valentine's Day a thousand years ago, I didn't go home. You thought I was fooling around, so don't bother me because there were no text messages at that time. So I have to tell you a thousand years later, I went to buy flowers.

11. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine’s Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; bake you, braise you, braise you; fry you, pan-fry you, serve you cold!

12. Flowers and roses, may you always be bright and beautiful; stars and music, may you always be trendy; may the sky and the earth last forever, may you always be blue and broad. On Valentine's Day, when I miss you, I wish you the best, the angel in my heart.

13. The blue sky and white clouds rely on each other, the green mountains and green waters surround each other, the gentle breeze and drizzle are so wonderful, you and your lover will be together forever, Valentine's Day is here again, I wish you always be happy and happy, and laugh all the time!

14. If you truly love someone, you will be willing to change for him. If a person goes his own way in front of you and ignores behaviors you don't like, then he doesn't love you. So if you don't care about him enough or he doesn't care about you enough, then you don't love him or he doesn't love you. Don't think that you are careless or believe that he is a careless person. When you meet the person you truly love, a coward will become brave, and in the same way, a careless person will become careful.

15. My dear, once I "scan" you, my love "program" will be "activated". Others say that we are very "compatible" and are "hyperlinks". Especially when we meet. In those few days, the relationship quickly "upgraded"!

16. Sometimes it is not God who is playing tricks on us, but we ourselves who are playing tricks on ourselves. Remember not to waste your time on people who don’t want to spend time on you. If you fall in love with someone who doesn't love you, you are destined to be hurt

17. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you a little flood and you will flood. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, even pockmarks can shine!

18. According to the "information" you "sent" to me, it shows that you are willing to let me open your "file". I have a "core" that "runs" for you. My The "data" downloaded from the "hard drive" are all "I love you". Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

19. Women should learn to cherish themselves and dress themselves up. Don’t use simplicity as a shield, and don’t use housework as an excuse. If you don’t understand fashion, you are not a complete woman.

20. It’s another day when I have to see you. Don’t bother me. It’s troublesome for you, and it’s even more troublesome for me. It’s even more troublesome for two people to be together. But it seemed more troublesome to be alone at home and listen to my parents nagging me on February 14th. well! Wait for you.

21. I can’t bear to look back at the turbulent years in the past. The night breeze is blowing hard. I miss my friends. How can I resist him? I haven’t found a girlfriend for a long time. I am spending the holidays alone. I wish all the good men in the world have something to ask for. , enjoy Valentine’s Day!

22. It will be very happy to fall in love with smart people because they are humorous and good at talking, but there are always crises because such people can easily change their minds. Falling in love with an honest person is very reassuring, but life is also very boring.

23. Kuafu chases the sun to pick the sun for you; Chang'e flies to the moon to pick the moon for you; Shenqi leaves the cabin to pick the stars for you. I sent you a text message to tell you that I asked them to do it!

24. On Valentine’s Day, I just want to say to you: It’s impossible that I don’t love you; it’s unreasonable that I don’t love you; I don’t miss you, and I’m even more unjust than Dou E: I If I don’t text you, I’ll be struck by lightning.

25. Looking for someone: A certain woman has an elegant temperament, is gentle and beautiful, is smart and kind, and will always stay in my heart. If anyone knows his whereabouts, please contact me immediately. I would like to send you a rose as a reward! .

26. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side, and there is an idiot who will read it all.

27. I miss you so much that I broke the phone line, burned out the mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

28. The river of the soul flows forward, and I sit in the cheerful water and wait for you. Through the familiar fish and shrimp, I offer you the rose of my heart, so that the water of true love can always water it and never wither.

29. In the lonely night, I lost sleep because of you, and I lost the mood to dream. But it doesn’t mean that there will be no dreams from now on, but you are still in my dreams! Meeting you was purely God's will, falling in love with you wholeheartedly, falling in love with you with no regrets, only getting you will satisfy me.

30. Lovers are visible to all, lovers get along happily, loveless lovers suffer all their lives, infatuated lovers come through rain or shine, thin lovers are notorious, heroic lovers can be counted only, and the true lover is none other than me. Happy Valentine's Day!

31. Looking at the sky and the ground, I just can’t see you; when it comes to the wind and the rain, I just don’t dare to say I love you; I think of you all the time, but I just don’t dare to tell you; I don’t ask you to know my thoughts, I just want you to know that I miss you!

32. If you read it, you owe me a hug; if you delete it, you owe me a kiss; if you save it, you owe me a date; if you reply, you owe me everything; if you don’t reply, you are mine. choose!

33. If missing you is a mistake, I am willing to make it again and again; if missing you is a torture, I am willing to enjoy the hardship; if missing you is a sin, I am willing to be sentenced to life!

34. I miss you, I can no longer imagine your appearance. The night god pulled off the black face; you are happy in your heart; the text is full of love, running from afar, Outline a pair of red eyes that miss you.

35. It is easy to quit smoking, but it is too difficult to quit. When the love virus comes quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart into the recycle bin, I decided to downgrade love and format the memories. Do you know my heart is crying?

36. First love is unforgettable. First love always makes people feel beautiful. The impulse of first love is to love the other person with everything you have. As we grow up, love is no longer as pure and flawless as when we first fell in love.

37. How many people laugh on Valentine’s Day? What are you doing? Steamed buns are expensive and steamed buns are more expensive. If you have roasted pork ribs, you can throw away both. Happy Valentine's Day!

38. It turns out that it’s not that I don’t miss you, I just forget the impact of that missing; just like it’s not that I don’t breathe, I just forget that I have been breathing! Valentine's Day is here, I miss you in a foreign country!

　39. You are a little smart, I am a little silly; you are a little delicate, I am a little rustic; you are a little fragrant, I am a little drunk; if you are angry, I will not lose my temper. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Missing you is true; love is eternal and marriage is impossible. If you are rich, we are still destined.

40. I am lonely every day because I miss you, I am lonely every night because I miss you, and I am always sad because I don’t have you. I feel sad every moment because I love you. Make me obsessed with you all day long, don't let me meet you, otherwise you will be shot

41. On this day, there is no lover on Valentine's Day! When this special day was approaching, what I was thinking about was - I don’t want a lover, I want a wife.