February 14 Valentine's Day funny SMS greetings

I think you want to break the telephone line, burn the mobile phone card, empty your wallet and take all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still want to see you.

I had a car accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you anywhere. I will marry you in five days, and I will not be apart for 60 years!

On valentine's day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, which is impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't want you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I won't text you, it was lightning.

You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some floods and you will flood. A broken pot has its own cover, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, idiots will finish reading it.

You owe me a hug to read it; Delete and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

If one day you think of someone who once loved you, I will always be one of them. If one day no one in this world loves you anymore, then I will definitely die!

I miss you every day and every night. I am always sad without you. I am sad because I love you. I'm crazy about you all day. Don't let me touch you, or I will shoot.

Looking for you: anonymous is slim, looks extraordinary, gentle and lovely; Always in my heart. Please contact me if you know the whereabouts. Willing to pay with a diamond ring!

Searching for you: Jane Doe is elegant, gentle, beautiful, intelligent and kind, and will always stay in my heart. Anyone who knows his whereabouts will contact me as soon as possible and be willing to reward him with a rose! .

Oh! Dear, let me tell you,/kloc-I didn't come home on Valentine's Day 0/000 years ago. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So I have to tell you after 1000 years that I went to buy flowers.

Miss, I can't remember your face, and the night god tore off his black face; Your heart is happy; The text message is full of love between the lines. The old man came from afar and drew a pair of red eyes that missed you.

On this day, there are no lovers on Valentine's Day! When this special day comes, what I think is-no lover, I want a wife.

How many people laugh on Valentine's Day? What are you doing? Steamed bread is valuable, but the price of steamed buns is still high. If there are ribs, you can throw them all away. Happy Valentine's Day!

I have to see you again. Don't bother me. You are troublesome, I am more troublesome, and two people are more troublesome together. However, it seems more troublesome to listen to parents' nagging at home alone on February 14. Alas! Waiting for you.

Lonely night because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I haven't dreamed since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. The person you loved, you have no regrets, and you will only be satisfied if you get it.

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