What should I do if WeChat is blacked out by my girlfriend?

You are late. Poke the blue word and pay attention to the grotesque goddess.

Grow up with you, spend all your time with you, and see the strange world.

order

You must have hacked your boyfriend when you were in love, but you just hacked his WeChat. Neither the phone nor Weibo will be blocked, because you have to leave him some way out.

So, boys, when you are hacked, don't panic, because your girlfriends have left you 10,000 back roads from Qian Qian, all of which lead to the same goal.

For example, I was recently blackmailed by my girlfriend, but I took my time and coaxed her back with skillful skills.

When you see this, you have to say, "You can clap your mouth. Tell me how to coax! " "

Hehe, this is the beginning of my performance!

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It all started when I was on a business trip in Beijing and didn't have time to return to WeChat. ......

therefore

My actress girlfriend.

Started her crazy fantasy. ......

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I really have the ability to have sex anytime, anywhere. Come on? !

When my brain suddenly gets hot

"I can't help it if you have to think so."

I know that bad luck is coming. ......

Sure enough, I was hacked. ......

Once the power goes out

You must race against time.

The faster you coax, the less effort you spend.

I opened Weibo like a tornado.

Get her out of the storm circle. There's no time to escape.

finished

Passed out again

If I were in Shanghai,

I must have flown to her house.

But in Beijing, I am beyond my reach.

I opened the Zhihu again.

Ask a Question

And invited her to answer.

In two minutes.

She gave me a crisp answer. ......

Okay, little girl.

I think you can keep your mouth shut!

Turn off Zhihu.

I clicked on the App where we listened to songs recently.

Netease cloud music!

I decided to sing with her from a distance!

Singing doesn't seem to help. ......

I can only open Alipay and silently offer a big move:

Send a red envelope!

I didn't expect the little girl to be so stubborn. ......

Never waver in the face of money ......

At a loss.

It suddenly dawned on me

Think of something she can't refuse.

Give you something delicious!

They all say that "falling in love is eating together"

therefore

I gave her a piece of junk food that she likes to eat.

of course

I don't think food is enough.

So I opened a community again.

Give her a flower.

I never believe that any woman in the world can refuse my flowers.

After the account is settled

I waited calmly.

......

in half an hour

Apps told me separately that she had received the goods.

fast

Wechat rings a familiar prompt. ......

be

I coaxed my girlfriend back to Lahei perfectly.

Please remember

It doesn't matter if wechat is hacked.

There are always some apps for finding girlfriends in the mobile phone.

Please make good use of them ~

Author, monk Dong G This is an avid blogger who likes to kiss up to girls. If your female friend pays attention to him, please take him as your girlfriend quietly, otherwise you will be very painful. Wechat official account: Dapu Bridge Leehom (ID: dapublidge)

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