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A collection of birthday greetings

1. I will give you a big cake and a blessing text message will come to you. On the left, it says "Blessings are like the sea water in the east", and on the right, "Shou is as good as the pine trees in the southern mountains". Write on the top that happiness will always be with you, and write on the bottom that happiness will always be with you throughout your life. Eat it quickly! Happy birthday!

2. The summer solstice is here, come to the beach to bask in the sun, reveal a healthy complexion, sweat like a sauna, and enjoy the joy of the summer solstice. Because where there is light, there is no bad luck, where there are dreams, there is no loneliness, where there is hope, there is no powerlessness, and a bright future is coming. I wish you a cool summer and a happy summer.

3. Imperial decree: By God, the emperor summoned: Because you don’t love me, you are punished by not allowed to poop for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you poop, and you are not allowed to bring paper within three feet, until you suffocate to death. ! I appreciate this and get the paper!

4. When the text message arrives, happiness hugs you gently, difficulties obediently give way, troubles quietly walk away, auspiciousness takes special care of you, and happiness always smiles at you! Have a happy little day!

5. No matter near or far, my thoughts will always meet you; no matter busy or idle, my thoughts will always be connected with you; days are sweet and sour, friends are always in my heart; walking through ditches and bumps, I will gain something. The friendship is infinite. May your life be blue and blue!

6. The softness of the spring breeze washes away the sadness of love, leaving behind the sweetness; the coolness of the summer rain washes away the suspicion of love, leaving behind sincerity; the brightness of the autumn moon exaggerates the coldness of love, leaving behind warmth; The holiness and pure whiteness of winter snow and the plainness of love leave behind a happy face. If you understand the true meaning of the four seasons, love will surely be sweet.

7. Turn your thoughts into a flying flower, and I will use green leaves to support a paradise of love for you; grow your concerns into a tall and tall tree, and I will use the land to cultivate an ocean of love for you. . Meeting you is the legend of this life.

8. We can’t afford to hurt the earth, it’s always prone to earthquakes; we can’t afford to be hurt by radiation, it’s always grabbing salt; we can’t afford to hurt our nerves, it’s always prone to depression; we can’t afford to be hurt by the weather, it’s suddenly cold It's suddenly hot; my friends can't afford to be hurt, so I can't do it without contacting them!

9. The busy week is gone, the autumn leaves are rolling with cheerful thoughts, and everything is full of poetry. The heat of the sun has faded away, but the warmth of concern remains; the cycle of day and night, the blessings remain as before. I wish you a happy weekend and good mood every day!

10. On Monday, open your sleepy eyes, and keep your work mentality fresh; on Tuesday, take away the troubles in your heart, and continue to move forward bravely at work; on Wednesday, you will have a safe journey when traveling, and your work will be smooth and happy; Thursday, you will be lucky When you come around, your work worries disappear; on Friday, happiness stays in your heart, and your work is perfect; on weekends, text messages appear in front of you in time, letting go of all the ties of work, confidently welcoming happiness and leisure, and walking through the happy world gracefully.

11. The water in the sea is too salty, the clouds in the sky are too light, life has no taste and it is hard to swallow. The beauty of the poem is too sweet, and the wonderful melody is too fragrant. Blessings can only be healthy and beneficial if they are sweet and delicious. I wish you Good luck to you and have a great weekend.

12. Dear, I hope you can forgive me for my willfulness through this message. I have a bad temper. Please don’t give up on me.

13. On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, thousands of houses are illuminated with lights. The glutinous rice balls are delicious and the bright moon is pretty. Appreciate lantern poems and recite lantern couplets; guess lantern riddles and send lantern flowers. The moonlight is full of spring light all night long. Where can I hear the lights but not look at them? Go watch the lanterns during the Lantern Festival!

14. To increase your income, you will have to work hard; if you want to make progress, you will have to be busy; to make friends, you will have to avoid vulgarity; if you get together often, you will not be lonely. The weekend is here, and I hope to get together with you and have a happy time.

15. Clean up your mood and face the bright morning sun; clean up your mind and abandon your worries to the desolation; clean up your mood and show your excited face; clean up your room and move into a charming new house. I wish you a happy move!

16. Wild geese fly from the north to the south, harvesting in autumn and hiding in winter. It gets cooler day by day, so keep warm and wear more clothes; traveling south and north, the mountains are high and the water is long, and the road is long and people are busy, so take care of yourself and stay healthy. The autumn rain is blowing, the autumn wind is blowing, and friends are greeting you. May happiness stay in your heart forever, and your happy life become stronger every year.

17. When spring comes, practice Tai Chi to form a healthy "column"; practice yoga to expand the "ocean" of happiness; pay attention to keep warm and draw cash from the "core" of happiness; jog Come here for a snack and try not to be a "homebody".

18. Sincere concern is better than gold and silver; warm greetings bring warmth; a text message conveys my countless thoughts. In busy days, please take good care of yourself!

19. In fact, women are born to be loved, not understood.

I think men should be like this too.

20. Subject: Blessings; Content: May you be healthy and happy; Sender: I miss you; Recipient: You from afar; Address: Your home; Validity period: lifetime. Stop looking, wipe your nose and accept the blessing!

21. Sleeping agency requirements: Single people should sleep locked up alone, married people should take the initiative to sleep with someone in their arms, people in love should avoid sleeping in a reasonable way, people with lovers should not miss sleep, and people without lovers should not sleep secretly. You can't escape to sleep anyway. On World Sleep Day, sleep healthier.

22. Living in a world without you is more painful than any kind of punishment. You know, for me, you are irreplaceable by anyone.

23. Give you a high mountain, the starting point for a career leap; give you a blue sky, a stage for happiness to fly; give you a grassland, a happy green carpet; give you a rehearsal of good luck, and create a happy world. source. May you always be happy!

24. The weekend is here, are you happy? Are you expecting my call? God, please have mercy on him and give me a lot of free time to hang out with guys who read text messages!

25. Your eyes are my exquisite gifts, your smile is my legendary touch, your words are my unfinished poems, and your profile is the card I send to miss you. My dear, you were given to me by God, and I will love you forever.

26. The wind blows north because the north has the expectations of the season; I chase the north because the north has my expectations; why do you fly north? Is it my fault?

27. Walking through the wind, walking through the rain, 365 days and nights have gone; the pain has gone, the joy has gone, everything is in the past; reveal your heart, show your smile, and welcome the new year and new breath; Happy New Year's Day, I wish you happiness and sweetness!

28. Money is a useful thing, but it will only bring you happiness when you feel satisfied. So you should give me the extra money: don't move, rob!

29. Autumn health is divided into four and six points: six points are full and four points are hungry; six points are coarse food and four points are refined food; six points are cooked food and four points are raw food; six points are vegetarian food and four points are meat food; six points are vegetarian food and four points are meat food. One part nourishes the heart, four parts nourishes health; six parts cares, four parts blessings.

30. When the sun stops rising, the earth stops rotating. When time stops and no distinction is made between day and night, everything in the world becomes nothing. My heart will still be with you until forever!

31. Let go of your troubles, smile happily, shake off the frustrations of the past, think about the bright future, spread happy words, and appreciate the care of your friends. I wish you happiness today and happiness till old age!

32. There is a hometown called happy hometown, a kind of friendship called everlasting, a kind of joy called saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new, a kind of happiness called family reunion, a kind of wish called happy New Year, and a kind of hope called hurry up. reply!

33. There is a kind of joy called overjoyment, an atmosphere called jubilant, a kind of luck called double happiness, and a kind of blessing called the birth of a baby. I sincerely wish your baby a healthy growth.

34. My friend, on the occasion of your birthday, let all the blessings and warmth be packed in this little text message to send you warmth! Let my blessings fly to your side and accompany you! Happy birthday to you!

35. The heat is coming, and cool blessings are fired at the high temperature! In the first shot, the scorching sun hurriedly covered the gauze; in the second shot, the clouds were overcast and the cool breeze blew; in the third shot, the sky and earth were filled with drizzle. Can artificial rainfall work? Please report if you receive it!

36. The swaying wooden horse is the thoughts of childhood. The rotating wooden horse is the inner words of childhood. The wooden horse on the chest is the fireworks of childhood, the unforgettable happy time, and hope. Let's spend the weekend together again.

37. Don’t you always say that “the prime minister’s belly can support a boat”? Then don’t argue with me!

38. I hope my warm greetings will be a stream of warmth to warm your heart, and I hope my friendly reminder will make you remember to put on extra clothes to keep out the cold! The weather is getting colder, but love is still warm. I wish you happiness!

39. Make a little progress every day, create a little bit every day, and do a little more every day. May you be ahead in everything, have excellent results in front of you, and live a beautiful life day after day.

40. Happy mind: a happy spirit, happy emotions, full fighting spirit, unremitting efforts, practice every day, and you will become a successful hero and a happy hero!

41. We don’t want computer skin. Please use the computer like this. Remember every morning that cleansing and moisturizing are necessary. Don’t stay on the computer after it is used up. Turn it off immediately and leave. The radiation is too powerful. Beautiful face. Be caring. I wish you eternal youth!

42. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the cow dung and I am the fork, you are the tongue and I am the teeth, you are the fish and I am the shrimp, I would like to be your sofa when you are tired, I I want to make tofu pudding when you are hungry. Baby, I love you so much!

43. Winter mood nutrition package: Take an early walk and exercise to keep your body healthy; go shopping and have fun and relax, keep your smile bright; take a skin care bath and sleep to have good dreams; remember to strengthen your mood and nourish yourself! Wish you endless happiness in winter!

44. Whether the spring breeze is warm or not, the geese know first. Whether the flowers are beautiful or not, the butterfly knows first. Whether the grassland is big or not, the cattle and sheep will know first. Whether time will last or not, you will know first on your birthday. Whether there is a lot of happiness or not, you will know the blessing first. I wish you happiness!

45. The weekend is here again, and happiness is the most important thing; give way to work first, and drive away stress; entertainment is indispensable when partying or traveling; accompanied by friends, you can relax and have fun; I wish you a happy weekend cover!

46. Whenever I am alone, whenever I am happy, I will think of you and want you to double my happiness.

47. Even if I am so poor that I don’t have a grain of rice, at least I still have you in my world; even if I am so rich that I use money as paper, my universe is still indispensable for you; even if my mobile phone only costs a dime, I also want to send you the last text message! Happy every day!

48. I have eyes, but I can’t always see you; I have ears, but I can’t always hear your voice; I have hands, but I can’t always hug you; but I have a firm heart. My heart can miss you all the time!

49. Girls, remember: you must dress yourself up. Once we become obese, other women will spend our money, live in our house, sleep with our husband, have sex with our boyfriend, and even beat our children.

50. Time has gone through the vicissitudes of our black hair, and time has crawled into the corners of our eyes. Where did the time go? Let's remember and search together. No matter how busy you are, no matter how busy you are, please remember my blessing: I wish you health, happiness and no worries!