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How to avoid SMS to urge marriage in New Year?

Distant relatives say they are urging marriage, but in fact they are just looking for a chat topic to ease the atmosphere, not worrying, but saying they have something to deal with.

First of all, we must put our minds right. Sometimes when an elder urges a marriage, he doesn't have to know your situation. He may just ask your personal situation out of concern, so that people who are elders care about you very much, so the person who asks may not ask seriously, but the respondent will inevitably feel uncomfortable when he is worried all the way.

Mentality, mentality, mentality, this is your business, you have to find a way to solve it, not to block others' mouths.

Choose a suitable sentence from the following sentences, and with a smiling expression (don't forget), teach you to pass easily!

Xx, when are you getting married?

Courtesy catch

1, soon, soon, fix a date and take t a to see you.

2, thank you for your concern, I also want to get married, but the RV has not yet landed, and I go out early and return late every day, working overtime every day, just to earn more and get married early. (complaining more)

I don't want to work for two more years and earn two more years! I'll give you two years to save a little more red envelopes, and then I'll send you invitations and hold a wedding reception.

4, harm, I this person looks average, work average, colleagues and friends are very disdainful, worry about not sleeping well every day, my hair is falling out, harm ... (Laughing at myself in turn makes relatives comfort don't worry)

5, not yet, I'm looking for it! (Just listen to what relatives say, smile and nod. )

Say that finish, hurriedly smiled and said to aunt pour a cup of tea, take some fruit or something, put it away and ran away.

Rude kicking.

1, Auntie, how is my cousin "Cousin, Cousin, Cousin" recently? Are you married? Do you have any kids? How was the exam?

Don't answer questions, just turn the tables and change the subject.

Aunt, I'm worried, too. I deliberately calculated that I married a relative years ago! (Then haha, just kidding, change the subject)

I feel a little rude, so I can say that I can use anything that is good for money, luck and ability.

3. I have someone I like, just waiting for someone to divorce! It's better to visit relatives than to deal with parents.

4. My requirements are very high, such as xx annual salary, xx height, xx weight and xx age. Never found the right one? Aunt, is there anything suitable? (the conditions are exaggerated, and relatives retreat after knowing difficulties. )

People should get married when they are old enough to get married. Should they die when they are old enough? (a little damaged)

Aunt, when do you think it is appropriate for me to get married? What a coincidence! I don't know. ......

Keep talking if you have a topic. If you don't want to talk, you can call your company friends, answer the phone and run away.

Adults, whatever. One step is enough. Not many distant relatives really worry about you and ask you questions.