Nail text message prank copy

Dear brick mover, did that guy named "Nail" make you have the experience of "lingering"? !

There are more than 400 million registered users, covering 65.438+400 million student users, 2,654.38+0,000 schools and 2,654.38+0,000 districts and counties ... Today, Nail has completely transformed from an intelligent mobile office platform mainly for enterprises into a comprehensive digital platform.

On the number of users, nailing is definitely the first in the world; But when it comes to experience, it can only be a long story.

Rushing into the nail of hot search, is it going to collapse?

Some time ago, the topic of "flat nails" quickly rushed to Weibo for hot search. Up to now, this topic has been read more than 5 1 10,000 times, and the discussion volume has reached 1 1.8 million.

At that time, the official response was nailed, and there was indeed a fault, and it was fully investigated. However, some netizens replied: "Don't check, rest, I love you dearly!" "In fact, it doesn't matter if it is repaired slowly."

This shows the degree of "stench" nailed to everyone's heart. ...

In fact, nailing is nothing new.

During the epidemic in 2020, all primary and secondary schools in China adopted the online teaching mode to complete the teaching task. At that time, the nail also upgraded the function of online classroom live broadcast and recording and broadcasting mixed teaching.

After tens of millions of primary and secondary school students "voluntarily" downloaded, Nail won the first place in the App Store free app list for the first time, surpassing WeChat.

Such an unprecedented increase in student users has caused a huge burden to the nail server. Finally, the nail "lived up to expectations" and collapsed.

Anyone who has used the nail App knows how anti-human this software is. Under the circumstances at that time, the nail finally got a one-star evaluation from primary school students.

Most people's "eyesore"

1. Do migrant workers deserve privacy?

Nail, in the final analysis, is built for capitalists, business owners and managers, and its functional structure is set for leaders.

In March of this year, 10 app was taken off the shelf by the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology because it illegally called the user's mobile phone photo album and other permissions. In the comment area of this news, the voice of "Please take the nail off the shelf, thank you" went straight to the top.

Some people say that it is mandatory to bind the mobile phone to obtain personal information, and it is necessary to take photos with face recognition at every turn;

Some people say that real-time positioning feels that it is under the monitoring of the company anytime and anywhere;

Some people say that nailing is like a timed alarm clock, and Ding's function makes people "007" in minutes;

Some people say that the function of nailing has not been read, which makes you hide in front of your superiors. ...

In addition, there are various early arrival lists, activity lists and pace lists. In the past, there was even a sign-in system, where managers could see who was the first to get off work and who was the last to get off work, so there was a phenomenon of "working overtime".

And these formalized things are nothing more than tying employees to death with the so-called corporate culture and team competition consciousness, and the ultimate goal is just to promote employees to achieve "996".

2.7X24 working hours

Behind everyone's criticism, the problem reflected is that with the progress of contemporary science and technology, the boundary between workers' life and production has begun to be infinitely blurred.

The eight-hour work system, which used to be nine to five, can well separate work from life, but in today's highly developed technology, workers are more like "tool people", which means that as long as the company calls and the leaders need you, you must be in place immediately.

The development of this instant messaging network has also expanded the scope where capitalists can "squeeze" you everywhere and all the time.

How do nails become "smelly"?

Nail, hot search by its 400 million registered users! (The number of people continues to grow)

Objectively speaking, nailing is a very convenient software for managing employees and supervising project progress; For countless employees, nailing can only be a heavier "shackle."

The function setting of nailing can directly implant the relationship between superiors and subordinates into work and life. For example, if the leader wants to find you, he just needs to send you a message on the nail, and you must make sure to see this message.

Of course, it doesn't matter if you can't see it. The leader can unconditionally Appoint you, so that you can still receive strong reminders such as nail phone calls and nail text messages without connecting to the network or opening the nail app.

In other words, as long as you are on this earth, you will always be found.

In addition, punching in and out of work every day must also be in the designated area. To make matters worse, it is also required to connect to the designated wifi. If punching in at the scene is not enough, you must take a photo before you can ... ...

As a result, as long as the nail sounds, many people will feel instinctive anxiety. Some people are nervous about whether they forgot to punch in, some people are nervous about whether they missed the important information of the leaders, and some people are nervous about whether there are unfinished things ... Over time, "sleeping well" has become the most common and extravagant wish of contemporary migrant workers.

Most of the more than 400 million users were "forced" to download, not voluntarily.

Such an internet application that focuses on "making work and study easier" seems to be efficient in management, but in fact it is manipulation and control, which is not necessarily related to efficiency.

View of filial piety

The root of the problem is not a nail. What migrant workers dislike and hate is not the nail App itself, but the current "996 is the gospel" environment and the ubiquitous capital monopoly and control.

People who wash their nails often say, "Technology is not guilty!" However, Xiao Yi believes that how to connect enterprises and employees more humanely is the key to efficient management.

What do you think of nailing this App? Come and leave a message in the comment area for discussion!