What is the best sentence for debt collection?

First of all, a friend said: there is a dilemma in the world, which is difficult to ascend to heaven and ask for help. I said timidly, there are three difficulties in the world: it is difficult to ascend to heaven, it is difficult to ask for help and it is difficult to collect accounts. My friend is speechless.

Second, it is difficult to collect accounts at the end of the year! Those who owe money, where is your conscience? ! Now Yang Bailao is more insolent than Huang Shiren!

Third, lending money to you is support, not urging is trust, and paying back money is honesty. Please don't undermine your integrity by gaining the support and trust of others.

Four, Lang Lang Gan Kun lost the king's law, killed people and paid off debts, and guarded the door so as not to let the murderer go!

It is God who owes money now! It is difficult to collect accounts every holiday! ! !

Sixth, it is difficult to collect accounts. All the people who want to pay are grandchildren.

Do you think the moon in the sky looks like the dollar I lent you yesterday?

Eight, "killing people to pay off debts" is a matter of course. Why don't I want to?

9. Reality tells us that there is nothing, nothing, nothing, no money, nothing.

Once upon a time, someone owed me money and didn't pay it back, but then he died. The best friend is that you have no money, and I support you. When you have money, pay it back to me quickly.

Eleven, when he was born, no one was born after careful consideration; Everyone was worried when he died. It's like lending money when you borrow it, but it hurts when you pay it back.