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Have you sent a text message about May Day greetings! !

Today is May Day. I wish you endless fortune in your life. In the future, it will be sunny and calm. Occasionally someone will invite you. Usually, someone will give you a gift. Someone will make you happy, and you can meet whoever you want. There will always be a kindest person, who will give you something when you need it most, listen to music when you are free, chat with friends when you are lonely and play with friends when you are free. ......................................................

1, I feel, think, do, smell, eat, listen, people arrive, say, do, get, it's time, Labor Day is coming, I hope my blessing will arrive first, and I wish you a happy Labor Day!

2, don't be too hard on yourself, don't give yourself too much pressure, relax yourself, take care of yourself, and you will have everything! Don't put too much pressure on yourself, relax and take care of yourself! Happy May Day.

Did you smile after working hard? This is my blessing, your hard work conveys warmth to us, and I sincerely greet your hard work!

May Day is coming, and I want to give you five ones. I hope your career is a blockbuster, your life is safe, you make money in business, and you accidentally win the lottery.

I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you very much. In this long May Day holiday, I often think of the years in * * *. Find a time, choose a place, bring my blessing and have a very experience!

Let's step on the white sand, cross the towering peaks, cross the clouds of Ziyun, sow in the fertile Lantian, and water it with the sweet green stream. I wish you a happy May Day!

Don't be too hard on yourself, don't put too much pressure on yourself, relax yourself and take care of yourself, and you will have everything! Don't put too much pressure on yourself, relax and take care of yourself! Happy May Day!

How long can a cloud float? How long can a shower last? How long can a bunch of flowers last? How long can a smile last? If you ask me how long I hope you will be well. I said: how long is the heartbeat and how long is the blessing! Happy May Day!

May Day Golden Week! Value-for-money luxury tour, tractor pick-up, mountain climbing tour of Beijiang River, taro digging, sweet potato eating and chicken shit picking! It only costs ten yuan to enter the five-star cowshed (hotel) all the way, so sign up quickly!

Today's Labor Day, the birds are singing and the heart is beating. Send your short message and make your mobile phone noisy. May you embark on the road of making a fortune, jump over the bridge of good luck, cross Ping 'an Lane and reach the terminal.

There are two main purposes of texting this time: one is to exercise fingering; The second is to contact feelings. Now I solemnly tell you that today is Labor Day. Send my heartfelt words: Happy May Day!

If happiness can be accessed from different places, I would like to deposit all my happiness in your bank; If happiness can be packaged and mailed, I am willing to send all my happiness to you. Happy May Day!

May 1 weather forecast: RMB will fall at night, and scattered US dollars will be converted into euros at midnight. There will be a rare phenomenon of large-scale beauty reduction in Central China. Please put on your helmet and prepare sacks to get rich!

A man named Hu called to ask for your phone number. I didn't know who he was, so I didn't tell him. Finally, he cried and told me that he was Tao Jin! I must tell him that he wishes you a happy May Day in advance!

5. 1 weather forecast: RMB will fall in the evening, local gold bars, scattered US dollars will be converted into euros in the middle of the night, and handsome guys in Central China will fall in large areas. Please put on your helmet and prepare sacks to get rich! Happy holidays!

Blue and white flowers are blooming and oily green grass is growing. On Labor Day, may our labor bring you back to the earth in spring and wish you a happy family.

On the plain grass, you stand out, and you create with hard-working hands.

Beautiful life, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy holiday!

I don't care how far the road is or how complicated the gift is. Usually busy at work, shopping on May Day. I am always in a hurry to comfort myself!

Did you laugh after your hard work? This is my blessing, your hard work conveys warmth to us, and I sincerely greet your hard work!

My friend, although life is a rosary composed of troubles, we should count it with a smile, shouldn't we? I wish you and your dear family happiness in this relaxed and beautiful festival!

Hi! My friend, don't be numb in labor, let the labor process really become a kind of happiness! Come on, come on. Let's see ... thank you for your support of my work. On the occasion of May Day, I extend my heartfelt wishes to you. I sincerely wish you and your family a happy holiday! Happy Labor Day! We laborers deserve this. May you really rest! Have a nice day!

On the occasion of May Day, I send a loyal blessing: I sincerely wish you and your family a happy holiday! Men work to raise women, women work to raise men, Lao Tzu works to raise his son, and his son works to raise his grandson, so society develops. I wish you: just in the afternoon, you are as strong as a tiger.

I hardly sleep for a living.

Bow, bow, kneel;

Can't sleep at night;

The unit has something in place immediately;

Don't dare to offend big things;

Do not leave the post all the year round;

All labor laws and regulations are invalid;

Physical and mental haggard, nowhere to cry;

It is difficult for family members to meet on holidays;

Changing visas makes people collapse;

If the salary is not high, it is still rich;

If you are not careful, you will commit a crime;

Abandon your family and career and be ashamed of your elders;

You don't know its taste until you are in it;

Dare not expect social status;

All by silly narcissism;

On the eve of Labor Day.

Give a lofty revolutionary salute to the elites from all walks of life who fight for money.

And send a friend a couplet:

The first part: eating and drinking, not taking things to heart;

Bottom line: bubble bath, watch your watch, one second is comfortable;

Horizontal Criticism: Happy Labor on May Day