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It's time to get up, stay up, and become a pig, hahahahaha ~ ~, I miss you, do you miss me?

Hey, the posture is wrong. Get up and go to sleep. ..

Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the morning alarm service. We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day until you get up. To cancel the service, please reply "I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up".

Honey, I think ... you get up and the sun shines on PP.

Lazy pig! Dinner is ready, get up, little girl!

It's dawn, wake up the pig, the breeder comes to see the pig, and the pig is still sleeping!

When you see my message, call you Sister Pig. If you don't smile, call you wife.

Honey, my ex-girlfriend invited me to play. Will you join me? Ha ha.

Look under your bed. There are mice. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No (as long as possible)

Or you can send three like this.

1) earthquake, go pee.

2) It seems that a stranger is spying on you.

3) You forgot to leave your house key on the door.