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Funny little story.

1. The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.

Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

I raised a fish and died. I don't want to be buried, but I want to be cremated. Who knows, the more you bake this thing, the better it smells. Then I bought a bottle of beer!

When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please try to stretch out your legs to trip him up!

5. Love is complementary. When I think my boyfriend is bad because I am too good, I am not so angry.

6. Girls' interpersonal relationships can be divided into three types: those that can be seen without washing their hair, those that can be seen after washing their hair, and those that they don't want to see after washing their hair.